Do You REALLY Care About the Starving Children in Africa?

[Benny Profane]

9 pm on Fox tonight.

[Sycophant]

I'm still trying to wake up, so forgive me if I should know what this is about, but... what the hell is this?

[Skitch]

Next week...Should people in glass houses REALLY not throw stones? And stay tuned for our Feburary special, Do rolling stones really gather no moss? Our in depth expose reveals shocking results...

[Kurosawa Fan]

My wife actually wants to watch that show. I'm covered in shame.

[Sycophant]

Can someone fill me in on what this show is? I can't deduce it from Google searches.

[Kurosawa Fan]

Can someone fill me in on what this show is? I can't deduce it from Google searches.

It's some sort of game show where people are strapped into a lie detector and asked questions like, "Do fat people repulse you?" and "If your wife wouldn't find out, would you cheat on her?", all the while being asked by a fat person, or with the wife sitting by waiting for the answer, respectively.

[Sycophant]

I called yesterday to cancel my cable. I don't regret it.

[Watashi]

I'm totally watching it.

[Scar]

I'm totally watching it.

Same here.

[Benny Profane]

I called yesterday to cancel my cable. I don't regret it.

It's on Fox, SUCKER!

[Velocipedist]

Haha.

This show makes this (http://freerice.com/) seem actually useful.

[Skitch]

I called yesterday to cancel my cable. I don't regret it.

I've been television free for years...after a month, you won't miss it.

[number8]

I won't watch it, but I am totally training to beat the lie detector test, get on the show, and rip them off their money while looking like a saint.

[MadMan]

When I saw this thread title I actually thought it was about those commercials where the guy with the white Santa beard talks about how for a $1.00 a day you can feed a starving child. Instead its about some crappy FOX game show. Heh.

[Ezee E]

I won't watch it, but I am totally training to beat the lie detector test, get on the show, and rip them off their money while looking like a saint.
There are already proven ways to do it.

[Sycophant]

I've been television free for years...after a month, you won't miss it.
Primary reason I'm dropping it: In the last three or four months, I've only watched two hours of television. Both were Conan. On the local NBC affiliate.

[number8]

There are already proven ways to do it.

I know. I'm planning to use them.

[Spinal]

I would seriously doubt the accuracy of a lie detector strapped to someone who stands to make a lot of money being filmed on national television.

[Benny Profane]

I wonder how long the contestants are instructed to stall after hearing the question, for dramatic effect.

[Ezee E]

I wonder how long the contestants are instructed to stall after hearing the question, for dramatic effect.
Who needs stalling? Just use clever editing!