Movies that don't exist

[Spinal]

A Room With a View: 3D
Martin Van Buren: Vampire Hunter
Tim Burton's Grapes of Wrath
Illegal Alien vs. Sexual Predator
Leviticus: The Movie Musical

[Dead & Messed Up]

Sci-fi crossover Cube vs. Sphere

[Winston*]

What's Eating Gilbert Gump

[Boner M]

Desperate Extremes (2004), directed by Lasse Halstrom, starring Forest Whitaker, Al Pacino and Kyra Sedgwick

[Spinal]

This thread will end when somebody lists a film that actually does exist.

[Spinal]

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Humper

[Boner M]

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Humper
So rAnDoM!!!

[Dead & Messed Up]

Harsh Crimes (Roger Donaldson, 1996), a gritty re-imagining of the Dickens classic starring Lou Diamond Phillips.

[bac0n]

Lars Van Trier's Fried Green Tomatoes.

[Spun Lepton]

Director's Cut: The Director's Cut

[Ivan Drago]

Duck Hunt: The Movie

[Dead & Messed Up]

Director's Cut: The Director's Cut

I wish they'd just release the theatrical version already.

[transmogrifier]

Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: The Not Ridiculously Drawn Out Edition
Transformers 4: Coherent Action

[transmogrifier]

The Taming of the Brude
Match Cut vs. Speed Racer
The Last of the Ratings Discussions
Mara Goes Bananas
MC *Heart* Tim Burton
The Banner of Impermanence
D_Davis Dreams of Community

[Neclord]

Larry King: The Motion Picture

[EvilShoe]

I'm pretty sure I've seen Desperate Extremes. (3 stars)

[baby doll]

http://nextprojection.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Siskel_and_Ebert_the_Movie.png

[MadMan]

Fin Absolue du Monde

[Dukefrukem]

Star Wars Episode 0: Before the Jedi

[Fezzik]

Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2

(To be fair, this is what Mel Brooks once said he'd call a Spaceballs sequel)

[bac0n]

Sharktopus vs. HippoFrog

[Skitch]

Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2

(To be fair, this is what Mel Brooks once said he'd call a Spaceballs sequel)

:lol:

I would LOVE to see that.

[Spun Lepton]

Stare at a Blank Screen for 120 Minutes

[Irish]

--- directed by Andy Warhol

:frustrated:

[bac0n]

"Not Another Shitty Self-Important Arthouse Movie" directed by Vincent Gallo.

[elixir]

Vincent Gallo is great and I really want to see his recent near-nonexistent movie.

[number8]

Oh What the Hell, Who Stole All the Thai Food?!

Directed by Chantal Akerman

[Morris Schæffer]

Bad Boys 3: The Quest for Real-getting Shit

[Raiders]

Madea's Pandering Black Stereotypes (Tyler Perry)
The House that Creaks (Ti West)
Despression, my Beloved (Lars von Trier)

[MadMan]

Spinal Will See This Movie-Lars von Trier
MadMan Will See This Movie-Ridley Scott
Barty Will See This Movie So He Can Bash Lincoln-Speilberg

Wait no that last one is real.

[Ivan Drago]

Tyler Perry's Paranormal Activity 5: Madea Gets Haunted

[Spun Lepton]

2 Girls 1 Cup 2: 4 Girls 2 Cups

[Derek]

I'm Gonna Get You, Howard the Duck, You Sucker

Twin Peaks: Mrs. Doubtfire Walk With Me

Air Bud: Relatively Friendly Golden Retriever in Average Suburban Family Home

Drag Me to Ottowa

Weekend At Bernie's 3: Ok, Now the Corpse Is Really Starting to Smell

[MadMan]

QfvLcozLwtE

[transmogrifier]

The Skin I Live On - weird bacterium tries to remake another bacterium into a third bacterium that he once lost. Realizes they all look the same anyway, throws himself in front of a white blood cell.
Murder, My Sweat - seriously, I need deodorant
Handyman - don't look into the toolbox and say his name three times!
RoboCap - crime fighting NY Yankees cap fitted with state-of-the art weaponry, fashioned out of various left over human organs
They Jive by Night - two swing dancers get into some shit

[Skitch]

Jurassic Park: The Lost World - based on the novel by Michael Crichton

[Dukefrukem]

Jurassic Park: The Lost World - based on the novel by Michael Crichton

:lol:

[EvilShoe]

Murder Maids: In this explosive Simon West film, Jason Statham and Martin Lawrence have to go undercover as white house maids to unravel a plot against the president's life.

[EvilShoe]

Hearing Aid: James Stayl (Alex Pettyfer) thinks of himself as the perfect specimen: he's good-looking, has a promising career on Wall Street, and gets to spend every night with the beautiful Sally (Rosie Huntingon-Whiteley). He's completely unaware of what others deem to be his biggest flaw: he never listens.

The morning after having missed Sally's promotion party due to his negligence, Alex wakes up not only having lost his girlfriend, but also his hearing.

Desperate to find out who's responsible for his current state, Alex sets off on a journey that will teach him to listen to others, and more importantly: to his heart.

Rated NC-17 (for graphic disturbing content involving violence and sexuality, and a scene of brutality).

[Fezzik]

Jurassic Park: The Lost World - based on the novel by Michael Crichton

I got a good chuckle from this one. Well played.

[Ivan Drago]

Michael Bay's Hungry Hungry Hippos

[Gizmo]

These (http://match-cut.org/showthread.php?t=3920)

[Spun Lepton]

The Lion, The Witch, and the Water Bottle

[Skitch]

Hearing Aid: James Stayl (Alex Pettyfer) thinks of himself as the perfect specimen: he's good-looking, has a promising career on Wall Street, and gets to spend every night with the beautiful Sally (Rosie Huntingon-Whiteley). He's completely unaware of what others deem to be his biggest flaw: he never listens.

The morning after having missed Sally's promotion party due to his negligence, Alex wakes up not only having lost his girlfriend, but also his hearing.

Desperate to find out who's responsible for his current state, Alex sets off on a journey that will teach him to listen to others, and more importantly: to his heart.

In the sequel he finds more than he bargained for...HEARING AIDS.

I'm sorry. :(

[Kurosawa Fan]

In the sequel he finds more than he bargained for...HEARING AIDS.

I'm sorry. :(

Don't forget the end of the trilogy, H3aring Aids.

[Spinal]

Mods, please lock this thread.

[Kurosawa Fan]

Mods, please lock this thread.

:lol:

You haven't relinquished your powers yet!!

[Skitch]

Don't forget the end of the trilogy, H3aring Aids.

Picture if you will...a man (barely) sitting in a dimly lit quiet living room, sipping a scotch, and barking out "HA!". Because that is what just happened. True story.

[Skitch]

Mods, please lock this thread.

Aww. I fucked it up maybe. :(

[Neclord]

Mods, please lock this thread.

I think I've seen that one.

[Dead & Messed Up]

I think I've seen that one.

I remember it too - ending came out of nowhere.

[Skitch]

I think it ended too abruptly. It was just getting good then blam! Credits.

[MadMan]

Mods, please lock this thread.The mods are asking other mods to lock the thread. This movie is now getting interesting.