Movies that exist

[Dukefrukem]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5a/Stealth_poster.jpg

Haha I saw that in theaters.

[Skitch]

Fun bad movie. Some decent action scenes in a messy flick. Also, Jessica Biel.

[Scar]

God I hated that flick.

[TGM]

I've got a copy of that son of a bitch sitting on my shelf. ;)

[Skitch]

I've got a copy of that son of a bitch sitting on my shelf. ;)

Me too lol.

[Scar]

Kill it with fire.

[Skitch]

Heres something ripe for this thread:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=106&v=WDJNz7Xwfro

[Dukefrukem]

Ugh, I'll probably watch that too.

[Dukefrukem]

That bloody disgusting quote at 1:14.


But I digress, there’s a lot of good news here. The first being that we’re finally getting a sequel to The Blair Witch Project, the other is that it’s awesome. Yes, I’ve seen the movie and loved it so much I’m going to be championing it all the way through release this coming September. In fact, I’m now allowed to share my review, which you’ve seen plastered on posters and in the initial teaser trailer.

” ‘Blair Witch’ is that game-changer horror fans desperately have been waiting for. It will usher in a new breed of genre films that are targeted at creating an emotional experience above all else. “Scary” is probably an understatement as this may just be the first film since ‘The Exorcist’ that will leave younger audiences scarred for life.”

It truly is one of the scariest movies ever made…

http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3400062/the-woods-actually-the-blair-witch-project/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BloodyDis gusting+%28Bloody+Disgusting%2 9

[Skitch]

Bloody Disgusting is a blog that literally anyone can submit to. They have zero weight or credibility. They exist to get blurb lines on covers of shitty horror movies.

That being said, this was directed by Adam Wingard, so I'll give a chance for sure.

[Winston*]

"But I digress, there’s a lot of good news here. The first being that we’re finally getting a sequel to The Blair Witch Project,"

There already was a sequel to The Blair Witch Project...

[Irish]

http://i.imgur.com/Dhx6mDG.jpg?1

Skitch, please please tell me there's a full length commentary for Mind's Eye coming up on Movie Freaks!

[Skitch]

Whaaaaa I've never even heard of that! I'll queue it up!

[Dukefrukem]

This is basically a spiritual successor to Scanners.

Side note: that the director of Almost Human and the Mind's Eye is local to Boston- and I went on a date with the first local reporter you see in the movie and in the trailer of Almost Human. She was a few years older than me and I think she didn't like the fact that I drove a "kids car" (WRX).

That all being said, I WILL watch this movie- there was a good write up about it in the latest issue of Rue Morgue.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUrfHNKHPXk

[Irish]

http://i.imgur.com/a7uUogy.jpg?1

I guess this got a wide release? https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/triple_9/

Slipped by my radar, but goddamn look at that cast

(also lol 6 dudes and 1 woman and they can't even fit her on the fucking poster)

[Skitch]

Had a great trailer too.

[Grouchy]

Its problem was that the title is the ultimate forgettable.

I recently acquired a brand of Spanish bota (wineskin) that's called The Three Z.Z.Z. Now that's a far better title.

[Dukefrukem]

Holy cast Batman.

[Skitch]

I think I had it in the fantasy league last year too. Bombed. lol

[transmogrifier]

It's a good movie.

[Irish]

http://i.imgur.com/mjJcRAb.jpg

I vaguely remember hearing about this one ... but for the life of me I can't remember where or when

[Irish]

http://i.imgur.com/PdpxpkZ.jpg?1

[Irish]

http://i.imgur.com/jkxieDj.jpg

I'm starting to feel totally out of touch because these seem like big movies but nobody talks about them

[Lazlo]

Our Kind of Traitor got a small art-house run earlier in the summer. Tried to draft off of the other two recent LeCarré adaptations (Tinker, Tailor... and A Most Wanted Man) but failed to connect, for whatever reason. I didn't see it, but wanted to. Good looking cast.

The Sea of Trees got dragged by critics at Cannes last year and got dragged again this week now that it's finally out. Definitely got dumped in the late summer wasteland.

[number8]

It's weird that this year we got two American movies about Mt. Fuji's suicide forest.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/The_Forest_Poster.jpg

[Dukefrukem]

It's weird that this year we got two American movies about Mt. Fuji's suicide forest.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/The_Forest_Poster.jpg

Not really.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTfPvB0b4Qo PpTrQsDdAR3IRroz3c6dmi7zJrPsI6 pBGALdVrZ
http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/movieposters/20987/p20987_p_v8_ac.jpg

[Neclord]

http://i.imgur.com/wMvvnyW.jpg

"This year's Sixth Sense"

This one is terrible

[Skitch]

I would say better than Sixth Sense, because I didnt guess the angle halfway through.

[Morris Schæffer]

I would say better than Sixth Sense, because I didnt guess the angle halfway through.

Just because you guessed it? Have you considered the possibility that you're simply extremely gifted at guessing shit? :D

[Skitch]

Just because you guessed it? Have you considered the possibility that you're simply extremely gifted at guessing shit? :D

Ha, maybe. I was not lit afire by Sixth Sense as many seemed to be. Once you know its twist, its not one to revisit for me as so much of that presentation is built on it.

[number8]

https://resizing.flixster.com/V33s4PbaieKA2tj4jliDyhDoI78=/fit-in/1536x2048/v1.bTsxMTMyMTg5MDtqOzE3MTQxOzE yMDA7MTUzNjsyMDQ4

[transmogrifier]

That's supposed to be quite good, isn't it?

[Irish]

http://i.imgur.com/cOZKi0Q.jpg?1

ahem (http://matchcut.artboiled.com/showthread.php?6534-USS-Indianapolis-Men-of-Courage-(Mario-Van-Peebles))

this comes out tomorrow

[Irish]

http://i.imgur.com/SWTYa52.jpg?1

Harrelson doing a lot of MTEs lately

[Dukefrukem]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Mr._Church_poster.jpg

[Irish]

http://i.imgur.com/z03yW8T.jpg?1

This was released into 3,000 theaters in the US

[Irish]

http://i.imgur.com/dBnOezp.jpg

Just in case any of you wanted a down-market version of Finding Dory.

[Dead & Messed Up]

http://img.moviepostershop.com/the-jackal-movie-poster-1997-1010365770.jpg

This was a movie and people made it and it went into theaters and people saw it.

It all happened.

[Skitch]

I saw it.

*hangs head in shame*

[Dukefrukem]

I saw it in theaters.


Jack Black is in it.

[Dead & Messed Up]

Bruce Willis makes a point about sniper craftsmanship by sniping off half of Jack Black's arm, and it's a thing that just sorta happens in a movie full of stuff that just sorta happens.

[Skitch]

What the hell?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK--ovCkjf0

I guess Will Smith is in this as Satan?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6a0F_fLhrU&t=10s

I would watch this.

[TGM]

What the hell?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK--ovCkjf0

I guess Will Smith is in this as Satan?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6a0F_fLhrU&t=10s

I would watch this.

This movie was amazing. I'm surprised you hadn't heard of it before now. :p

[number8]

I remember it being a crazy bomb. I think its total worldwide gross was about half of its production budget.

[Skitch]

I never even heard of it. So weird how some movies just fly right under the radar.

[number8]

http://matchcut.artboiled.com/showthread.php?5333-Winter-s-Tale-(Akiva-Goldsman)

[megladon8]

12 year old me actually liked The Jackal a great deal.

But 12 year old me's "all time favorite movie" was also Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. So, I mean...

[Skitch]

I loved Superman IV as well, but I had fond memories of seeing it in theater. Years later rewatch was brutal.

[Rico]

Nothing ruins childhood like re-watching some of your favorite movies from when you were a kid. Some things are better off as a distant memory. They all can't be Empire Strikes Back.

[megladon8]

Nothing ruins childhood like re-watching some of your favorite movies from when you were a kid. Some things are better off as a distant memory. They all can't be Empire Strikes Back.

Yeah I've been especially nostalgic lately (with having turned 30 recently) but have been trying my darnedest not to succumb to the desire to watch some of these childhood favorites again.

[Skitch]

Yeah I've been especially nostalgic lately (with having turned 30 recently) but have been trying my darnedest not to succumb to the desire to watch some of these childhood favorites again.

No way, go for it. A couple more years and you'll spend more of your time in those movies than present films. Just turned 38 and all I want to do is watch stuff that gives me that feeling of awe from childhood.

[Dukefrukem]

http://www.impawards.com/2017/posters/promise_ver4_xlg.jpg

[Scar]

Nothing ruins childhood like re-watching some of your favorite movies from when you were a kid. Some things are better off as a distant memory. They all can't be Empire Strikes Back.

I revisited Monster Squad several years ago. #SadPanda


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[Skitch]

Russkies.

[Milky Joe]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ0OTA5MDgzM15BMl5BanBnXk FtZTcwMDM3NTU3OQ@@._V1_UY268_C R3,0,182,268_AL_.jpg

[Ivan Drago]

http://static.rogerebert.com/uploads/movie/movie_poster/collide-2017/large_collide.jpg

[Dukefrukem]

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/x0fRmhtXADzlo7NtcphQAg--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3 c9NzQ0O2g9MTEwMw--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/a53d736d6a2bba94e300078b2b5add 7b

[Skitch]

Oh Hayden.

[Irish]

http://i.imgur.com/Ro7L59k.jpg?1

[Irish]

https://i.imgur.com/MQpalqt.jpg?1

^ This is the Spanish (?) language poster for "Singularity (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt7312940/)," which came out ... yesterday.

Notable for the pained resignation on Cusack's face.

[baby doll]

Has anyone posted this one yet?

http://dannytrejo.net/site/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Danny-Trejo-Bad-Ass-2-Bad-Asses-Poster.jpg

[Grouchy]

^ This is the Spanish (?) language poster for "Singularity (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt7312940/)," which came out ... yesterday.
That's not Spanish. Could be Romanian or something like that.

[Irish]

That's not Spanish. Could be Romanian or something like that.

You were right! (I thought the diacritics in the title was an attempt to do a sci-fi style font, lol)

https://i.imgur.com/wR76aZ9.png?1

[Sycophant]

Has anyone posted this one yet?

http://dannytrejo.net/site/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Danny-Trejo-Bad-Ass-2-Bad-Asses-Poster.jpg

http://whatnot.bombdotcom.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/bloop.png

[Ivan Drago]

Huh....so that's the movie that wins eight Oscars in Idiocracy.

[Irish]

https://i.imgur.com/PpKElnh.jpg?1

And the Bruce Willis hit parade continues!

[Milky Joe]

https://i.imgur.com/PpKElnh.jpg?1

And the Bruce Willis hit parade continues!

Glad to see the legacy of Wings Hauser continues to thrive in the realm of C-list direct-to-video movies in 2018.

[number8]

Heh, I was trying to remember what year that was from and looked it up and apparently it's in theaters now. I must have been thinking of a different forgettable Bruce Willis movie.

[Dukefrukem]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=60&v=qmqCYjk-aQc

[D_Davis]

Hey guys, I just remembered that they made a World of Warcraft movie.

[Dukefrukem]

Hey guys, I just remembered that they made a World of Warcraft movie.

What?? They did?

[Skitch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGkT_btJ4rw

[MadMan]

Hey guys, I just remembered that they made a World of Warcraft movie.

Heh, yep.

[Sycophant]

I'm still bummed we're not getting a full-on Warcraft trilogy.

[Skitch]

I'm still bummed we're not getting a full-on Warcraft trilogy.

What did you think of first one? I never played the game but I thought it was enjoyable enough.

[Mal]

http://i63.tinypic.com/2q0ugjm.jpg

[Dukefrukem]

I watched that.

[Mal]

I saw Fifty Shades Freed last night. If it wasn't for a pregnancy, BFF fearing her husband was cheating, and an intercourse scene where a butt plug is introduced...

it's a pretty average relationship drama/thriller that exists

[Dukefrukem]

The fact they made three of those is mind boggling

[Mal]

The fact they made three of those is mind boggling

Its been out almost three weeks and there were way too many people at the theater imo. ugh. But its not over, they're doing it again from the bland man's perspective.

[MadMan]

I loved Superman IV as well, but I had fond memories of seeing it in theater. Years later rewatch was brutal.

I saw all 4 of the original Superman movies last year. I knew that Quest For Peace is not good, but I kind of like it.

[Sycophant]

What did you think of first one? I never played the game but I thought it was enjoyable enough.

I thought it was more interesting than most people gave it credit for. It had some immediate flaws, but the overall lasting impression has been favorable. Here's my thoughts from shortly after its release, copied from the Warcraft thread:


In the deep corners of my heart, I think I was hoping this might be a secret Speed Racer, something great panned as something terrible because everyone's expectations were already set so very low that they didn't bother to pay attention and relished in making all the easy jokes in their newspaper reviews. I'd wager that a lot of people did the same thing with Warcraft--barely paid attention (it's not that hard to follow) and made the easy jokes (lol videogames)--but alas, this is no Speed Racer. However, it's even further, I think, from being Battlefield Earth.

I agree with those here who say it could have used some more time to pad these characters out. The main cast all have something of an interesting story that is pretty well outlined, but it's only ever a little more than outlined. It would benefit from more hang out time, let the characters feel more lived-in. This is, by the way, a complaint I think I have about very nearly every major blockbuster-like film I've seen in the last five years. And some scenes do seem to cut way too abruptly.

Unfortunately, some of the cast don't quite carry their weight. Ben Foster's character and his assistant both feel like they're either about to fall asleep or start acting in a stoner comedy (Foster has a couple of good minutes, too, to be fair). The human protagonist, Lothar, is pretty charismatic, and plays the character with a shagginess and world-weariness that gives the film a lot more levity than it might under another's performance. The young wizard Khadgar has a boyish earnestness that somehow never quite seems to gel with what his character's actually about, though on paper it seems close.

Personally, I'd like to see a follow-up that carries this vision forward. I'm not sure I like the idea of Duncan Jones being tied up in Azeroth for the next ten years, but it seems to me he has something very specific that he is trying to get across, and I think there's potential for a sequel in the same voice to make this into a really compelling saga. The film's best moments (between characters, as they explore their relationships with one another)

I'm not a complete novice to this world, I should note. I used to really enjoy Warcraft II, stared at the illustrations in the WC2 manual for hours on end as a teenager, and have played a bit of Warcraft III. But the memory of the games' stories have faded a lot and this particular story is not something I can remember reading.

The effects, with the exception of the griffin (which looks like it could've been rendered on my PS4), look pretty amazing, too. The visual design is so distinctive and gaudy in both Alliance and Horde factions, and it gives the film a real unique personality. One thing I've always been impressed with in Blizzard's Warcraft games is how colorful they make their fantasy world, and that's marvelously realized here. Almost everything feels tactile in a way that a lot of other special effects-generated fantasy worlds have failed to, I feel. And the CG on the orcs, in particular, is stunning. Durotan is wonderfully expressive, and his weight feels genuine. The over-the-top visual design of everything probably helps these computer-generated cartoons interact with the human characters more convincingly, but they are truly an accomplishment.

I'm reminded of the other truly impressive CG accomplishment this summer (and the other summer tentpole I've bothered to go see), Favreau's The Jungle Book. Both are made by teams that are perhaps too reverential toward their source material. There's something very different in how that reverence is performed, though. I have somehwere I might go with this thought, but it's a little flimsy right now, so I'll leave it there for the time being. So now I'll just say that when I left The Jungle Book, I was mostly thinking about the visual marvels. When I left Warcraft, I was mostly thinking about the characters.

(By the way, Ramin Djawadi's score is pretty good if a little repetitive. I kept expecting the score to give way to the song from Warcraft II's title screen, since it seemed to be gesturing in that direction. Alas.)

[Skitch]

Yeah, I agree!

[Dukefrukem]

https://media.aintitcool.com/media/uploads/2018/big_eyes/hb_123.jpg

[Irish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TevhLYX8_BQ

This needs to be seen to be believed: Michael Caine as a quasi-Castro dictator opposite Katie Holmes and some teen starlet.

[Irish]

https://i.imgur.com/PYrVvav.jpg?1

^ Count the Oscar winners in this poster! Win a prize! Out on DVD sometime in April!

(Also, I think the designer was trying to set a record for how many disembodied, photoshopped heads someone could wedge into a single poster.)

[[ETM]]

This needs to be seen to be believed: Michael Caine as a quasi-Castro dictator opposite Katie Holmes and some teen starlet.

That's the popular girl from Lady Bird... and you forgot the whatshisname from American Pie playing a teacher.

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[MadMan]

https://i.imgur.com/PYrVvav.jpg?1

^ Count the Oscar winners in this poster! Win a prize! Out on DVD sometime in April!

(Also, I think the designer was trying to set a record for how many disembodied, photoshopped heads someone could wedge into a single poster.)

It is probably the worst poster of all time.

[MadMan]

https://media.aintitcool.com/media/uploads/2018/big_eyes/hb_123.jpg

Nic Cage is the king of this thread.

[Dukefrukem]

https://media.aintitcool.com/media/uploads/2018/big_eyes/cartel_2045_key_art_-_final_preview.jpeg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mitANnYlOg

[Skitch]

I'm for anything that keeps cash going to that man's pockets.

[Skitch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC33jsoz_Kk

[Dukefrukem]

What the hell was that?

[Grouchy]

Eh, that looks pretty appealing to me, actually. Like those Mad Max rip-offs from the 1980s but with a bigger budget and charismatic actors.

[Dukefrukem]

I'm kind of surprised there hasn't been more movies based around that famous LA bank robbery.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBVjnerk7Dk

[Dukefrukem]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=17&v=j8G0UneSmro

[Skitch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhZNuEZDswM

[Dukefrukem]

Wut?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEoobyOBxO8

[Skitch]

Its now on Netflix. Looks terrible.

[Grouchy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7On-u2S1mqU

[Skitch]

I wish I was watching that movie right this second.

[Neclord]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7On-u2S1mqU

This weird thing is actually the second screen adaptation of whatever it's based on

[Grouchy]

Hahah would that be the only weird thing?

[Neclord]

Hahah would that be the only weird thing?

The movie being the weird thing. But it being a remake: also weird. There's plenty of weirdness to go around.

[Dukefrukem]

What is this?

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/the-man-who-killed-hitler-and-then-the-bigfoot-poster.jpg

[Skitch]

Hopefully its fucking real.

[Yxklyx]

That title is so awkward and you can't even make an Acronym out of it really. Why is there a "The" before Bigfoot?

[Morris Schæffer]

You guys crack me up! :cool:

Yxklyx, stop asking questions that you are not worthy of. This man kills Hitler and then Bigfoot. Fucking think about that bro. What's your claim to fame? :p

[transmogrifier]

You didn’t even use “the” in front of Bigfoot. Shenanigans.

[MadMan]

Escape Plan 2 is a real thing. A sequel that exists made to a film that also exists.

[Mysterious Dude]

You didn’t even use “the” in front of Bigfoot. Shenanigans.

Movie idea: The Passion of the Bigfoot

[[ETM]]

The usual, I guess... Rent, alimony, drug money...

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[Yxklyx]

A critical title faux pas by the usually reliable The Onion:

https://film.avclub.com/sam-elliott-kills-hitler-and-then-bigfoot-in-our-seco-1827793155

[transmogrifier]

I don’t get it.

[Dukefrukem]

It's a real movie.

[Skitch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgIJfoo0n9Q

[Dukefrukem]

Is that a movie or a video game?

[Morris Schæffer]

This fucking thread! Came in here to post an Air Strike poster. No need to I guess.

[Neclord]

https://rovicorp.staticskynet.be/2/Open/TMDB4_2462/Program/27827044/_9by13/_derived_jpg_q90_246x326_m0/27827044_The%20Titan_PosterThe atrical.jpg

Star of the Biggest Movie of All Time

[Skitch]

90% of that movie was interesting, and the ending was incredibly misguided and downright stupid it made me hate it.

[Neclord]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNWFjODU1YTQtZmI4Mi00NTk5LW JjZTctMWNjZjdmOGEyNjlhXkEyXkFq cGdeQXVyNTA1MjY5ODI@._V1_SY100 0_CR0,0,674,1000_AL_.jpg

Looks like John Lurie is getting back into acting

[Skitch]

Ladies and gentlemen, Milo Gibson.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=SRAll+the+Devil%27s +Men++2018+trailer&time_continue=7&v=ilw3BXyqtzQ

[Skitch]

Sweet fucking Christmas


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdxDXoODKN8

[Dukefrukem]

Am I supposed to be rooting for Russell Crowe there? If so, I'm in.

[Skitch]

Maybe the kid? Seems the only sympathetic character? I could see this dtv flick having some twist ending where Crowe kills the woman then the kid kills Crowe because hes the one thats really...UNHINGED. *roll eyes hard enough to detach retinas*

[Dukefrukem]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skFFxE5WF3I&feature=emb_title

[Skitch]

Die Hard...IN A BUILDING!

[MadMan]

Hey it's hard out here for old actors haha.

[Dukefrukem]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/DDdZ2W2kZS-a3ri45GjZH54IKLsTGZulq-3zY3zUufu2e1FvPTRgWKZM7vRyi8Bb tOJ9Nj2KS1DQRu-d_Ju3P5UPcoCm8vH-LlQz

[megladon8]

Die Hard...IN A BUILDING!

So, the first Die Hard? :D

[amberlita]

Redbox seems to exclusively be showing Movies That Exist...


https://i.postimg.cc/TY9mL0Mq/Capture1.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/26Q3pjCF/Capture2.jpg

[DFA1979]

Pretty soon movies that exist will be all there is to watch. We're doomed.

[Dukefrukem]

https://media.aintitcool.com/media/_versions/article_images_2020/barbarella/final_domestic_poster_27x40_ji u_jitsu_sd%5B1%5D_huge.jpg

[Morris Schæffer]

You may just win this thread. :)

[Morris Schæffer]

What's really hilarious, it's produced by someone called Chris Economides.

[Mal]

Impressive.

[megladon8]

https://media.aintitcool.com/media/_versions/article_images_2020/barbarella/final_domestic_poster_27x40_ji u_jitsu_sd%5B1%5D_huge.jpg

Yeah posted about that in upcoming film discussion, and noted that despite the title, not a single person in the movie seems to be using Jiu Jitsu.

[baby doll]

Pretty soon movies that exist will be all there is to watch. We're doomed.Only if you assume that movies are something you're supposed to pay attention to instead of ambient noise to have on in the background while you check your Instagram feed, which seems to be how the kids these days like their "content."

[Skitch]

holy shit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2nrrnPkPy8

[baby doll]

What do you think the chances are the villain gets crushed to death by an elephant?

[Idioteque Stalker]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51I6sKBTudL._AC_UL600_SR486,60 0_.jpg

I didn't notice the bird shitting at first. Can't tell if it makes the poster better or worse.

[DFA1979]

Only if you assume that movies are something you're supposed to pay attention to instead of ambient noise to have on in the background while you check your Instagram feed, which seems to be how the kids these days like their "content."

Depends on the movie.

[Skitch]

I know BW is a living "movies that exist", but good lord


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDDw4AG-TX8

[bac0n]

Hahaha hysterical. Wooden performances, painfully cliché premise, embarrassing one-liners. I'm gonna give this one an 8 beer minimum.

...and... was that guy seriously hunting in the jungle with a bazooka? If so, I hope at least one of other evil flunkies comes armed with a mortar.

[Lazlo]

How the hell does Willis end up second billed to Neal McDonough?

[Idioteque Stalker]

I suppose it has its supporters, but is it safe to say at this point this movie counts?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ML50I0mVHY

[Skitch]

A movie that has Cameron Diaz slapping her vagina against a windshield of a convertible? Oh that (shiite) movie EXISTS

[transmogrifier]

I suppose it has its supporters, but is it safe to say at this point this movie counts?


No way; it is Scott's best film in the last 20 years. All the Money in the World, Exodus, and Robin Hood are much better bets for this thread. The Counsellor actually has a point.

[Yxklyx]

Willis looks like that cat meme earlier on but I can't find the photo! Are movies just becoming memes?

[baby doll]

it is Scott's best film in the last 20 years.That's not saying a hell of a lot. Given the choice, I would probably re-watch Black Hawk Down (despite its monotony) or even Matchstick Men before The Counsellor, which is at best an interesting failure. Some of McCarthy's dialogue is fun (I like the scene where the waitress asks Fassbender what he wants to drink after receiving some terrible news and he answers, "Hemlock!") and I like that everyone looks about twenty years too old for the clothes that they're wearing, but a lot of the film is laughably pretentious, like the scene where Rubén Blades as a Mexican drug lord delivers a long philosophical monologue about choice.

[Idioteque Stalker]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTc4ODQ0MTYxOV5BMl5BanBnXk FtZTgwMjM0OTkwMzE@._V1_.jpg

[Yxklyx]

Oh man, Steve Dahl is in this.

[Morris Schæffer]

I want someone to eat cheese with.

Good lord.

[Yxklyx]

At least it can be classified as an Auteur's film.