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Dukefrukem
02-09-2012, 05:21 PM
Battle of the Horror Movie Characters

Round 1: Fight 27


Jaws


http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s36/Dukefrukem/BOTHMC/jaws.jpg

Weapon: teeth
Advantages: large
Weaknesses: scuba tank



vs


Xenomorph (Aliens)


http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s36/Dukefrukem/BOTHMC/54Aliens.jpg

Weapon: tail, claws, mini-mouth
Advantages: acid for blood, fast
Weaknesses: guns and airlocks

Spun Lepton
02-09-2012, 05:43 PM
Shark's name was Bruce, actually.

Bruce should've battled the shark that ate Samuel L. Jackson. Just sayin',

Xenomorph has acid blood, Bruce doesn't stand a chance.

Dukefrukem
02-09-2012, 05:48 PM
Xenos also swim better.

Skitch
02-09-2012, 06:16 PM
Xenos!

MadMan
02-09-2012, 06:35 PM
I love Bruce. This is a very interesting battle: Bruce is a huge really hard to kill angry shark, and the Xenomorph would have to fight it in the ocean. Still, the Xenomorph has acid for blood, and they can swim really well. I imagine that poor Bruce gets a small Xenomorph in his body, Xenomorph bursts out of his chest, then grows to large size and eats him. RIP, Bruce. Xenomorph wins.

Skitch
02-09-2012, 07:35 PM
Now there's an interesting idea...XENO-SHARK! Directed by Alan Smithee, starring Edward Furlong, John Cena, and Amanda Bynes. An Asylum film.

MadMan
02-09-2012, 08:37 PM
I would watch that movie, heh. I guess I was tempted to cast a vote for Bruce out of pity, but I decided not to.

Ezee E
02-09-2012, 08:49 PM
Xenomorph will have a hard time losing

Ivan Drago
02-13-2012, 03:10 AM
Now there's an interesting idea...XENO-SHARK! Directed by Alan Smithee, starring Edward Furlong, John Cena, and Amanda Bynes. An Asylum film.

That would out-Titanic II Titanic II. In other words, it'd be awesome!

bac0n
02-13-2012, 03:34 PM
Yeah, of xeno bites or slashes or whatever Bruce, Bruce dies. If Bruce eats xeno, Bruce dies. Either way Bruce dies.