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Dukefrukem
02-02-2012, 12:20 PM
Battle of the Horror Movie Characters

Round 1: Fight 7


Marie (High Tension)


http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s36/Dukefrukem/BOTHMC/13Marie.jpg

Weapon: butcher knife, axe and circular saw
Advantages: can cry silently
Weaknesses: distracted by techno music



vs



C.H.U.D.s

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s36/Dukefrukem/BOTHMC/14CHUD.jpg

Weapon: claws, teeth
Advantages: eyes that glow, lives in sewers (illusive)
Weaknesses: need oxygen to breath
Ezee E
02-02-2012, 02:57 PM
Don't even know what a CHUD is, but fairly sure Marie's saw would cut through them with ease.
Dukefrukem
02-02-2012, 02:59 PM
Don't even know what a CHUD is, but fairly sure Marie's saw would cut through them with ease.

All a CHUD would need to do was pretend it loved her. And then when she least expects it... *FACE CHEW*
Spun Lepton
02-02-2012, 03:00 PM
CHUDs have numbers on their side. Marie is just a crazy chick.
Skitch
02-02-2012, 08:57 PM
Actually she's a couple crazy people. Skulls ain't gonna fuck themselves.
Dukefrukem
02-02-2012, 08:58 PM
haha I forgot about that scene...
Winston*
02-02-2012, 09:01 PM
I will never see the movie but the name "C.H.U.D" is a continual source of amusement to me.
Scar
02-02-2012, 09:01 PM
CHUDs have numbers on their side. Marie is just a crazy chick.

If there's something I've learned in this life, besides Miller High Life tasting like butter after eating pickled habaneros, its that don't fuck with a crazy chick.

And definitely don't fuck with a crazy chick who can wield that kind of hardware.
MadMan
02-02-2012, 09:21 PM
This thread also reminds me of the one of the best April Fool's Jokes ever:

http://awesomebmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/CHUD_BD_348x490.jpg
soitgoes...
02-02-2012, 11:21 PM
I think the movie is awful, but doesn't this thread pretty much spoil the twist for those who haven't seen it yet?
Ezee E
02-02-2012, 11:24 PM
I used to post on the CHUD Forums.
Skitch
02-03-2012, 01:41 AM
I used to post on the CHUD Forums.

I'm friends with a critic who used to write for them.
MadMan
02-03-2012, 10:12 PM
I felt like voting, and breaking the tie in the end. CHUDS are so much cooler, and they outnumber the crazy chick. Still gotta see High Tension just to find out why people have a problem with the last act, and I wish I could get my hands on CHUD.
Scar
02-03-2012, 10:19 PM
:|
Dead & Messed Up
02-04-2012, 01:34 AM
Marie is kinda lame, but she is not as lame as a Chud. Marie.
MadMan
02-04-2012, 07:37 AM
:|I don't think you really have to see both movies to vote. Just having a general knowledge of the characters is enough, last time I checked.
Dukefrukem
02-04-2012, 01:15 PM
I don't think you really have to see both movies to vote. Just having a general knowledge of the characters is enough, last time I checked.

Plus you can always read my acute descriptions of strengths and weaknesses for each contender.
Scar
02-04-2012, 01:39 PM
I don't think you really have to see both movies to vote. Just having a general knowledge of the characters is enough, last time I checked.

:|
MadMan
02-04-2012, 06:43 PM
:|*Points at Duke's post*

He's right, yah know. Besides you wouldn't have a problem if I had voted for Marie.
Lucky
02-05-2012, 04:20 AM
I think you forgot Marie's other advantage - libido from hell.

Just get her to masturbate and she morphs into a manic serial killer.
Dukefrukem
02-06-2012, 01:44 PM
Another tie needs to be broken
Dukefrukem
02-07-2012, 12:57 AM
Another tie needs to be broken

bump