Pete Hammond is fired

[number8]

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/01/maxim-blurb-whore-peter-hammonds-fired.php

That headline is glorious.

[Watashi]

Wait... Peter Hammond is Earl Dittman? :eek:

[Boner M]

This is the most epic story... SINCE LAWRENCE OF ARABIA.

[number8]

It is the most riveting action-packed tornado of a news story to come out in years!

[number8]

Of course, HollywoodBitchslap named him the whore of the year and provided this amazing list of Hammond's blurbs that are quoted in ads just from 2007:

Premonition - A gripping psychological thriller that will have you guessing from start to finish.
September Dawn - Gripping and fascinating…A pulse-pounding experience that is bound to create waves of controversy.
The Game Plan - A comic touchdown for The Rock!
P.S. I Love You - A romantic comedy straight from the heart.

El Cantante - It’s hot stuff. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony set off fireworks. Lopez has never been better. El Cantante scores big time.
Revolver - Electrifying. A psychological thriller full of great visual style…Jason Statham has never been better.
La Vie En Rose - Screen acting just doesn’t get better than this.

Vacancy - Frightening and highly intense! It doesn’t let up for a minute, delivering one jolt after another.
The Condemned - It packs enough red-hot fiery action for six movies.
Shoot ‘Em Up - Loaded for fun. A trigger-happy, full-frontal assault. So out there you’ll just have to see it to believe it. Clive Owen rules! Whoa baby!
Rendition - Guaranteed to get your heart racing.
National Treasure: Book of Secrets - Heart-pounding action! Total entertainment from start to finish!

Rails & Ties - Deeply emotional and heartfelt.
Introducing the Dwights - Winning combination of memorable moments that go straight to the heart
King of California - An extremely entertaining and human story. The pitch-perfect performance by Michael Douglas is a hidden treasure.
Grace Is Gone - John Cusack is simply terrific in a fine and moving film.



There is a total of 88 quotes from 2007 alone. Amazing. You can read the entire list here (http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/feature.php?feature=2346).