IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE

[Wryan]

I thought it deserved capital letters. It does, you know, feature Ray Liotta tossing magic around and Burt Reynolds as the king. And Jason Statham delivering awful speeches and doing martial arts. And it also GODDAMIT WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS TARDZAN KEEP MAKING MOVIES WITH NAME ACTORS HOW THE FUCK DOES HE ACQUIRE THEM WHY ARE STUDIOS STILL GIVING HIM MONEY AND NOT PAYING TO HAVE HIM DRAWN AND QUARTERED AND THEN HAVE HIS QUARTERS INDIVIDUALLY DRAWN AND QUARTERED.

This, fuck, I...

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Uh...

[number8]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/filthysize/boll-1.jpg

[Ivan Drago]

I might see it this weekend. Just because.

[Sycophant]

Goddammit. Boll always just looks so happy.

[D_Davis]

This will be the first film I'll watch since The Mist. It will break my almost 2-month long streak of no movie watching.

[lovejuice]

oh, so it's directed by the good docter. funny, i saw the preview, and it seems like his name is not even mentioned there. i might miss it though.

[Wryan]

Goddammit. Boll always just looks so happy.

That picture was taken after his boxing match with an endangered species of kangaroo.

He won.

[MadMan]

I thought it deserved capital letters. It does, you know, feature Ray Liotta tossing magic around and Burt Reynolds as the king. And Jason Statham delivering awful speeches and doing martial arts. And it also GODDAMIT WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS TARDZAN KEEP MAKING MOVIES WITH NAME ACTORS HOW THE FUCK DOES HE ACQUIRE THEM WHY ARE STUDIOS STILL GIVING HIM MONEY AND NOT PAYING TO HAVE HIM DRAWN AND QUARTERED AND THEN HAVE HIS QUARTERS INDIVIDUALLY DRAWN AND QUARTERED.

This, fuck, I...

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Uh...:lol:

The prevailing theory is that he seems to have blackmail material on most of Hollywood. That, or he has super hypnotic powers :eek:

[Ezee E]

Not even a million dollars in its first day. :)

[megladon8]

Even at 124 minutes, it's too long for me.

It's definitely a movie I'd need to see in 2 or more sittings. I couldn't take it all in at once.

[Ivan Drago]

I changed my mind - I decided not to see it this weekend.

[Ezee E]

I changed my mind - I decided not to see it this weekend.
So Monday huh?

[Henry Gale]

Didn't Boll want this to be released in two parts (Ã* la Kill Bill) ages back? Or was that just a rumour?

Either way, even a 2-hour cut seems really long for this.

[eternity]

Somebody wants me to go see this. I'm thinking of saying yes.

[Ivan Drago]

So Monday huh?

Nope. I'm waiting for DVD. I decided that a bad movie isn't worth the $6 not including popcorn.

[megladon8]

Nope. I'm waiting for DVD. I decided that a bad movie isn't worth the $6 not including popcorn.


$6????

Lucky you. If movies were that price here I'd see every single release.

[Ivan Drago]

$6????

Lucky you. If movies were that price here I'd see every single release.

$6 is the matinee price. That's when I always go because it's cheaper. $8 is the regular price.

[megladon8]

$6 is the matinee price. That's when I always go because it's cheaper. $8 is the regular price.


Even $8 would be nice.

It's $13 here. If you have a membership card it's $11.50.

[Skitch]

Ninjas, tree elves, and side-boob...theres just something special about a Boll movie in theater.

Horrible, hilarious, repeat. Tons of fun.

[Sven]

Skitch siting!! How's the band?

[Skitch]

Skitch siting!! How's the band?


:)

Good. Currently on hiatus, with the holidays, and member building a house (and new practice local). But good otherwise. How you been?!

[Spinal]

Wait, if we go off-topic, how on earth will we be able to have a serious discussion of this film? :|

[Sven]

:)

Good. Currently on hiatus, with the holidays, and member building a house (and new practice local). But good otherwise. How you been?!

Fab. Got married. Moved to Brooklyn. Otherwise, same as it ever was.

[Skitch]

Good point!


So...



...yeah, I got nothin'.



"They fight like dogs."

*looks to soldier*

*soldier looks confused*

"...uh...yes...sir?"


:lol:

[Rowland]

I just want to see this for the Ray Liotta Matrix-dodge.