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Morris Schæffer
05-24-2011, 10:50 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/coolproduction/ckeditor_assets/pictures/1843/original/SharkNightPos.jpeg?1306191182
Dukefrukem
05-24-2011, 12:56 PM
haha. I loved this poster, but didn't think it deserved its own thread.
[ETM]
05-24-2011, 01:05 PM
Perhaps if the chick was topless.
number8
05-24-2011, 01:39 PM
Should have said from the director of Snakes on a Plane.
Dukefrukem
05-25-2011, 07:38 PM
hahaha @ the lost shot

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/sharknight3d/
[ETM]
05-25-2011, 07:53 PM
That was... dumb.:lol:
MadMan
05-26-2011, 03:25 AM
This was a movie meant to watch while drinking and with friends so you could laugh at how bad it is.
number8
08-08-2011, 03:02 PM
Haha, apparently Ellis hates the title and tried to get them to have it be titled "Untitled 3D Shark Thriller." The studio would not let him.
MadMan
08-08-2011, 07:41 PM
I'm usually not one to say that all horror movies should be R, but this one getting a PG-13 is a huge red flag. Well that and the fact that the trailer made me laugh my ass off.
Henry Gale
08-08-2011, 09:10 PM
I'm usually not one to say that all horror movies should be R, but this one getting a PG-13 is a huge red flag. Well that and the fact that the trailer made me laugh my ass off.

Yeah, I saw a TV spot for it, and that was also my reaction. At least with an R-rating, they can tease the idea of a crazy Piranha 3D-style gorefest, while pushing the fact that they have the likes of Katharine McPhee and Sara Paxton in it, with a trailer that already has shots of at least one of them disrobing away from the camera. But now, I don't even know what this movie can offer. Even Ellis' Snakes on a Plane had the good sense of being rated R.
Dukefrukem
08-08-2011, 10:25 PM
Haha i just saw a TV spot for it too...



"Shark Knight 3D!!!

...also available in 2D"
number8
08-09-2011, 12:17 AM
They spelled it Shark Knight?
Winston*
08-09-2011, 01:09 AM
I would totally see Shark Knight.
Dukefrukem
08-09-2011, 02:40 AM
:lol:
number8
08-09-2011, 02:41 AM
I would totally see Shark Knight.

Especially when it rises.
MadMan
08-09-2011, 04:12 AM
Yeah, I saw a TV spot for it, and that was also my reaction. At least with an R-rating, they can tease the idea of a crazy Piranha 3D-style gorefest, while pushing the fact that they have the likes of Katharine McPhee and Sara Paxton in it, with a trailer that already has shots of at least one of them disrobing away from the camera. But now, I don't even know what this movie can offer. Even Ellis' Snakes on a Plane had the good sense of being rated R.Yep. Piranha 3D was hilarious and entertaining, and Snakes On a Plane was good campy fun. Shark Night doesn't look like it will be any of these things. Save for awful.

Now Shark Knight....that would be a movie.
number8
09-02-2011, 03:43 PM
http://horrorsnotdead.com/wpress/2011/shark-night-3d-review-you-are-not-prepared/


SHARK NIGHT 3D is a brilliant movie. I’m not being ironic and I’m not trolling you when I say that. SHARK NIGHT 3D is next level stuff; the most sentient horror movie since SCREAM. This is the STARSHIP TROOPERS of killer shark movies– and if you know me, you know I do not mess around when it comes to comparing things to STARSHIP TROOPERS.

Wow.
eternity
09-03-2011, 03:32 AM
I will admit that I would be far more likely to see this if it were called THE SHARK KNIGHT 3D.
KK2.0
09-05-2011, 01:33 AM
After reading that review, my interest is over 9000

hope it does not disappoint
Morris Schæffer
09-05-2011, 10:52 AM
After reading that review, my interest is over 9000

hope it does not disappoint

That's frighteningly high. Be careful. It feels like the kind of review that kickstarted the hype for Snakes on a Plane.

I just can't be bothered to get all excited about a movie when, among its greatest of achievements, it has a chick who keeps her bra on. Unbelievable!

But yeah, okay, the guy seems to make some decent points.
Dukefrukem
06-16-2012, 08:50 PM
Also terrible. We barely see any sharks in this friggin movie.
Skitch
06-16-2012, 08:58 PM
I made two attempts at watching this. Both failed. Absolutely awful in every respect.
Dukefrukem
06-16-2012, 09:04 PM
I made two attempts at watching this. Both failed. Absolutely awful in every respect.

My initial impressions thought it would be like Piranha 3D.
Dukefrukem
06-16-2012, 09:05 PM
http://horrorsnotdead.com/wpress/2011/shark-night-3d-review-you-are-not-prepared/



Wow.

Where did this come from????
Skitch
06-16-2012, 09:09 PM
My initial impressions thought it would be like Piranha 3D.

Me too. I was genuinely looking forward to it. I love me some fun bad movies, this was just bad.
Morris Schæffer
06-16-2012, 09:40 PM
Also terrible. We barely see any sharks in this friggin movie.

That's called suspense. :lol:
number8
06-17-2012, 05:36 AM
We barely see any sharks in this friggin movie.

What, like JAWS?
Dukefrukem
06-18-2012, 11:59 AM
What, like JAWS?

You know, after I posted that, I immediately thought of Jaws, but the trailer leads you to believe you see all kinds of different types of sharks, which you do, for only fractions of seconds. There are very little money scenes which would make this worth watching. With Jaws, it's more about the drama.