Yogi Bear 3D [Archive]

Derek

08-03-2010, 05:01 AM

After you watch Yogi Bear 3D could you please place your thoughts in this thread? This is the Yogi Bear 3D thread.

Does watching Yogi Bear 3D on DVD on my 2D tv even count as seeing Yogi Bear 3D? Clearly, I'd be missing out on one dimension of the fun, but what else?

Winston*

08-03-2010, 05:06 AM

Does watching Yogi Bear 3D on DVD on my 2D tv even count as seeing Yogi Bear 3D? Clearly, I'd be missing out on one dimension of the fun, but what else?

I don't know, but the looks of those pic-a-nic baskets makes me wish it was filmed in SMELL-O-VISION.

megladon8

08-03-2010, 05:11 AM

This movie would definitely benefit from Avatar-level CG characters.

Derek

08-03-2010, 05:21 AM

This movie would definitely benefit from Avatar-level CG characters.

So it's the quality of the CG that's giving you reservations? Interesting. :)

Spinal

08-03-2010, 05:30 AM

After you watch Yogi Bear 3D could you please place your thoughts in this thread? This is the Yogi Bear 3D thread.

Fine. Guess I'll have to start a Snagglepuss Film Anticipation Thread.

Dead & Messed Up

08-03-2010, 05:36 AM

You know, they originally planned to film it normally, but the Yogi they had in mind couldn't be contained by two dimensions!

Winston*

08-03-2010, 05:52 AM

Fine. Guess I'll have to start a Snagglepuss Film Anticipation Thread.

Who do you think will play Snagglepuss? Chevy Chase?

Philosophe_rouge

08-03-2010, 05:58 AM

I have a high tolerance for crap but seriously this looks so terrible I could barely finish the trailer. So terrible.

Ivan Drago

08-03-2010, 05:58 AM

Oy.

Derek

08-03-2010, 06:05 AM

Who do you think will play Snagglepuss? Chevy Chase?

Tom Cruise.

Sven

08-03-2010, 06:22 AM

Snagglepuss was always my favorite HB creation. Love that guy. So much.

Sycophant

08-03-2010, 06:30 AM

Rumor that Michel Gondry is attached to Snagglepuss--go!

Sycophant

08-03-2010, 06:48 AM

GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT.

FIRST COME FIRST SERVE.

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/yogiintense.jpg

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/yogiisokay.jpg

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/yogiadorablebooboo.jpg

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/yogithepie.jpg

Watashi

08-03-2010, 06:55 AM

If duke created this thread, it would still be on zero replies.

Fuck you Winston.

Sven

08-03-2010, 06:57 AM

Wow. This looks SO bad. Wow... not a single thing worked, did it?

Henry Gale

08-03-2010, 07:00 AM

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/yogithepie.jpg

Ahaha ah yes, the pie scene. The memories...

This bear is so clumsy! In 3D

Sycophant

08-03-2010, 07:02 AM

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/yogibanner.jpg

B-side

08-03-2010, 07:04 AM

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/38/PF9ISC9GPiczoixpA1e5utsTo1_400 .jpg

Sycophant

08-03-2010, 07:08 AM

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/aykroyd.jpg

Sycophant

08-03-2010, 07:09 AM

Guys, regardless of anything else, the character design for Boo Boo looks kind of adorable.

Sycophant

08-03-2010, 07:09 AM

If duke created this thread, it would still be on zero replies.

Fuck you Winston.

Jealous.

Sycophant

08-03-2010, 07:32 AM

Ahaha ah yes, the pie scene. The memories...

This bear is so clumsy! In 3D

And then he's all like I HOPE HE DIDN'T NOTICE THE PIE! :pritch:

Derek

08-03-2010, 07:42 AM

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j94/DSmith724/aykroyd.jpg

You're welcome.

Henry Gale

08-03-2010, 07:43 AM

And then he's all like I HOPE HE DIDN'T NOTICE THE PIE! :pritch:

lol Me and my friends use that line to this day.

Can't wait for the squeakquel.

Dukefrukem

08-03-2010, 11:17 AM

If duke created this thread, it would still be on zero replies.

Fuck you Winston.

:(

B-side

08-03-2010, 11:48 AM

Hai guise.

number8

08-03-2010, 01:22 PM

I kinda don't understand why they insist on hiring celebrity voices instead of voice actors who can actually, you know, reproduce Yogi and Booboo's voices.

Just kidding. I know why. Today's kids won't really nostalgically remember the voices of the old HB cartoons. They're more likely to accept the recognizable voice of a contemporary actor they're familiar with. Like Dan Akroyd.

D_Davis

08-03-2010, 02:13 PM

There may not be a god, but there is definitely a devil.

number8

08-03-2010, 02:14 PM

There may not be a god, but there is definitely a devil.

From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan.

Sycophant

08-03-2010, 02:58 PM

I'm enjoying the story I just made up about how Dan Aykroyd was mildly drunk at party and was doing his Yogi Bear impression which wasn't very good, but had a couple of suits at Warner Bros. in painful laughing fits. They were like "Dude, we totally have the rights to that" and they signed him on the spot. Justin Timberlake walked in, high as a kite, and Dan Aykroyd said to him "Hey Boo-boo! They're gonna make a movie about the smarter-than-your-average bear." And Timberlake couldn't remember what Boo-boo sounded like, so he's like "that's great, Yoga" and a contract was forced into his hand by a suit and he signed it. Then stone cold sober Eric Brevig came in to collect the empty glasses and he was like "and I'll direct!" and he got signed, too. "Get my assistant!" cried the suits in unison.

And the next morning, the ball just kept rolling as everyone involved wondered "my god, what have I done?" Except Eric Brevig.

number8

08-03-2010, 03:04 PM

Or Aykroyd just thought this was a Coen Bros movie.

EyesWideOpen

08-03-2010, 03:12 PM

There may not be a god, but there is definitely a devil.

I've not watched the trailer but I'm gonna imagine that's a quote from the movie preferably something Yogi says to Boo-Boo after being caught by the ranger.

Mara

08-03-2010, 05:54 PM

This thread is remarkable awesome, but not as awesome as that trailer. Which was, like AW3SUM. Because there was a part where he was water skiing! But he's a bear. And then he's like, "Does this make me look fat?" and it's funny because he really is fat. And there's that one guy who looks like Colin Hanks but isn't. And that one girl who is Anna Farris and I'd just about given up on her as an actress, because despite being cute and having good comic timing, she has always seemed to have rotten taste in projects. But that trailer changed my mind-- HAHAHAHA lunchbox.

BuffaloWilder

08-03-2010, 06:39 PM

You know what, I'll be that guy, and say this doesn't look half as bad as it could've. Whether it needed to exist in the first place, now that's the question.

Ivan Drago

08-03-2010, 06:41 PM

:crosses fingers:

Please be the 3D killer...Please be the 3D killer....

[ETM]

08-03-2010, 07:08 PM

What's with the 3D killing? Are you serial?

Ivan Drago

08-03-2010, 07:37 PM

;278071']What's with the 3D killing? Are you serial?

Well 3D is dying at the box office anyway so I'm hoping that this movie is more of the nail in the coffin.

Sycophant

08-03-2010, 07:46 PM

You know what, I'll be that guy, and say this doesn't look half as bad as it could've. Whether it needed to exist in the first place, now that's the question.

Really hard to imagine what could be added to this trailer to make it look worse.

Watashi

08-03-2010, 07:52 PM

I'll see this over The Smurfs.

number8

08-03-2010, 07:55 PM

Really hard to imagine what could be added to this trailer to make it look worse.

A couple of gags parodying The Godfather III and Avatar, then ending with a blitzy Ke$ha dance number.

Spinal

08-03-2010, 07:58 PM

Really hard to imagine what could be added to this trailer to make it look worse.

Smash Mouth.

number8

08-03-2010, 08:02 PM

Green Day throws a concert in the park and asks Booboo to join them for the final number.

Spinal

08-03-2010, 08:03 PM

Whoopi Goldberg cameo.

Sycophant

08-03-2010, 08:07 PM

I strongly suspect these things are all in the movie.

Kurosawa Fan

08-03-2010, 08:08 PM

Brendan Frasier

Fezzik

08-03-2010, 08:38 PM

When this comes out, someone needs to cross cut a trailer for a The Village / Yogi Bear mash-up movie.

Watashi

08-03-2010, 09:03 PM

Brendan Frasier
French Stewart.

number8

08-03-2010, 09:04 PM

Jamie Kennedy.

Spinal

08-03-2010, 09:24 PM

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Fezzik

08-03-2010, 09:29 PM

Rob Schneider!

Mara

08-03-2010, 09:31 PM

Robert DeNiro.

number8

08-03-2010, 09:38 PM

Jeff Fahey.

Fezzik

08-03-2010, 09:40 PM

Nicolas Cage

Watashi

08-03-2010, 09:42 PM

If Yogi Bear actually starred all these people we are mentioning, I'd be there opening day.

Mara

08-03-2010, 10:04 PM

Seth Green.

I love him as a person, but he is always in these things.

Spinal

08-03-2010, 10:35 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/612250239061878.jpg

Henry Gale

08-03-2010, 10:56 PM

I kinda think that line-up of people would be an incredible bizarro-version of The Expendables.

Russ

08-03-2010, 11:11 PM

All the folks I thought of have been mentioned:

Seth Green (Boo Boo, amirite?)
Brendan Fraser (getting raped by some forest critter, again)
Robert DeNiro (THE VILLAIN)

Still trying to decide on:

1. Yogi (Aykroyd = interesting choice, but I feel there's better out there)
2. Love interest (it feels like Cameron Diaz is closely stalking this role)

Sycophant

08-03-2010, 11:49 PM

Justin Timberlake does seem to do a pretty good Boo-boo.

Derek

08-04-2010, 01:28 AM

Mara

08-04-2010, 01:34 AM

My friend just met with someone on the Warner lot about a job this morning and it turned out the guy was working on Yogi Bear 3D, so he got to meet the editor and a bunch of CGI people working on Yogi Bear 3D. So yes, I know a guy who knows a guy who works with the guy editing Yogi Bear 3D. Today, I walk tall, my friends.

...AND? Spoilers? Because you could save me $15 plus 650 calories in popcorn if you tell me who walks away after 82 minutes with the pick-a-nic basket.

Ezee E

08-04-2010, 01:34 AM

...AND? Spoilers? Because you could save me $15 plus 650 calories in popcorn if you tell me who walks away after 82 minutes with the pick-a-nic basket.
But what's in the pick-a-nic basket? Or is there ever anything in it to begin with?????

Derek

08-04-2010, 01:39 AM

...AND? Spoilers? Because you could save me $15 plus 650 calories in popcorn if you tell me who walks away after 82 minutes with the pick-a-nic basket.

These are secrets I cannot divulge without fear for my life. Let's just say there are very powerful people behind Yogi Bear 3D, the kind of people who don't forgive easily.

But what's in the pick-a-nic basket? Or is there ever anything in it to begin with?????

I'm taking a risk here, but it's...

http://www.comptektronics.com/charactersontheedge/mulhollanddrive/vlcsnap027.JPG

Mara

08-04-2010, 01:44 AM

These are secrets I cannot divulge without fear for my life. Let's just say there are very powerful people behind Yogi Bear 3D, the kind of people who don't forgive easily.

It's okay, man, I understand. That's a sacred trust.

megladon8

08-04-2010, 01:46 AM

There is nothing in the pic-a-nick basket. In fact, the pic-a-nick basket doesn't even exist - it's a delusion imagined by Yogi Bear as he slowly starves to death.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

Spinal

08-04-2010, 02:18 AM

But what's in the pick-a-nic basket?

The head of Anna Faris.

Yogi: She begged for her life.
Ranger: Shut up!
Yogi: She begged for her life and the life of the baby inside her.

Mara

08-04-2010, 02:31 AM

The head of Anna Faris.

Yogi: She begged for her life.
Ranger: Shut up!
Yogi: She begged for her life and the life of the baby inside her.

I may just be deliriously tired, but I think that may be the funniest thing ever.

Ezee E

08-04-2010, 02:32 AM

Fairly sure Yogi's totem is in the basket.

Spinal

08-04-2010, 02:55 AM

I love Brightside's smug and amused Aykroyd avatar.

Derek

08-04-2010, 02:58 AM

I love Brightside's smug and amused Aykroyd avatar.

The one I made that he didn't thank or rep me for? Yeah, I like it too! :evil:

Watashi

08-04-2010, 03:05 AM

This thread has equal amount of posts as David Fincher's Social Network.

WHAT THE HELL, MATCH-CUT?

Actually more like...

WHAT THE HELL, SYCOPHANT?

Ivan Drago

08-04-2010, 03:16 AM

This thread has equal amount of posts as David Fincher's Social Network.

WHAT THE HELL, MATCH-CUT?

Actually more like...

WHAT THE HELL, SYCOPHANT?

Hey Winston started it so it's smarter than the average upcoming film thread. ;)

Sycophant

08-04-2010, 03:23 AM

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/creationyogi.jpg

B-side

08-04-2010, 03:25 AM

The one I made that he didn't thank or rep me for? Yeah, I like it too! :evil:

Psh. I can make avatars, too. Who do you think made my last 985632435867 avatars? Actually, I remember when I first started posting here, like a clumsy baby attempting to walk for the first time, I started an introduction thread in General Discussion and likely made an ass out of myself the first -- oh, who am I kidding, I've been making an ass of myself since day 1. Thankfully, I may have made 1 or 2 people laugh once, so that makes it worth it. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, my first avatar was made by someone here of a cap from Winter Light. Then I learned of the 2 minutes of effort it took to make your own and never looked back. So, in conclusion, rep to Derek for saving me that 2 minutes of effort and anyone else that bothered to read this spiel.

Derek

08-04-2010, 03:28 AM

So, in conclusion, rep to Derek for saving me that 2 minutes of effort and anyone else that bothered to read this spiel.

I'm just saying, don't steal my two minutes of work without a little gratitude, ya brat! ;)

B-side

08-04-2010, 03:31 AM

I'm just saying, don't steal my two minutes of work without a little gratitude, ya brat! ;)

Come on, you gotta be at least 10 years older than me before you can start patronizing me with appellations like "brat.":D

Derek

08-04-2010, 03:32 AM

Come on, you gotta be at least 10 years older than me before you can start patronizing me with appellations like "brat.":D

How old are you?

B-side

08-04-2010, 03:33 AM

How old are you?

I turn 22 in 6 days. What are you getting me for my birthday?

Derek

08-04-2010, 03:36 AM

I turn 22 in 6 days. What are you getting me for my birthday?

Then for the next 6 days, I am 10 years older than you, brat!

Wait...now I'm just old. :cry:

B-side

08-04-2010, 03:37 AM

Then for the next 6 days, I am 10 years older than you, brat!

Wait...now I'm just old. :cry:

Is your Social Security check late? Is that why you're upset?

Derek

08-04-2010, 03:39 AM

Is your Social Security check late? Is that why you're upset?

No, my hip is out and I can't even make it to the mailbox.

B-side

08-04-2010, 03:41 AM

No, my hip is out and I can't even make it to the mailbox.

http://dreadgoat.com/pix/lol/hoveround.gif

BuffaloWilder

08-04-2010, 05:10 AM

Oh god that .gif I can't stop laughing

I remember those

Derek

08-04-2010, 05:17 AM

Oh god that .gif I can't stop laughing

I remember those

Heh, that echo was epic! And you've gotta love the inventor:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:taUNJTTDSNDFkM:ht tp://www.postadvertising.com/image.axd?picture=tom-kruse-hoveround.jpg&t=1

B-side

08-04-2010, 05:17 AM

Damn it, Derek. I was just about to make fun of that guy.

Boner M

08-04-2010, 08:30 AM

Guys I don't wanna sound too negative, but I don't think this movie looks very good.

Spinal

08-04-2010, 09:06 AM

Here comes the backlash. :rolleyes:

Boner M

08-04-2010, 09:20 AM

Sorry but I just think Yogi Bear's dreamscapes look too literal.

Ezee E

08-04-2010, 10:08 AM

I just hope that it actually has credits at the beginning. I mean, an animated movie with just the title at the beginning?

Fuck that.

number8

08-04-2010, 12:39 PM

For once, I'd like them to list the animators in the opening and the voices at the end.

D_Davis

08-04-2010, 03:31 PM

I've not watched the trailer but I'm gonna imagine that's a quote from the movie preferably something Yogi says to Boo-Boo after being caught by the ranger.

Now that would be awesome - a totally existential, 3D, Yogi the Bear movie. Directed by Terrence Malick, written by Werner Herzog.

http://moviescoremagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/Yogi-portrait.jpg

"Look at this bear. His face the visage of natural peace; his eyes revealing passionate violence and the deepest reaches of hell. The virus of mankind has encroached upon his kingdom, bringing with it the promises of the pick-a-nic basket; an abundant cornucopia of sustenance hitherto unknown to the bear. But, alas, it is a trap, designed to ensnare the bear's body, to encase his soul in a cage of crippling fear and temptation."

Watashi

08-04-2010, 04:46 PM

Speaking of hell... (http://networkedblogs.com/6wRyy)

KK2.0

08-04-2010, 05:10 PM

Waiting for the crossover movie featuring Yogi, Garfield, Alvin and Underdog.

Fezzik

08-05-2010, 12:08 AM

I want this to be a Fight Club like film where Boo Boo creates Yogi in his own mind to help himself be more assertive and GO for those picnic baskets.

Watashi

08-06-2010, 02:18 AM

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/yogiposter-436x1024.jpg

Russ

08-06-2010, 02:20 AM

I wonder where Boo Boo gets his hair cut?

Spinal

08-06-2010, 02:28 AM

That tagline is kind of dirty.

number8

08-06-2010, 02:46 AM

That tagline is kind of dirty.

Especially coupled with that picture.

BuffaloWilder

08-06-2010, 03:42 AM

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.c om/images/1/1a/Hulk_Santa.jpg

I'm reminded of this

thanks, guys

Spinal

08-06-2010, 04:19 AM

Especially coupled with that picture.

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/aykroyd.jpg

number8

08-06-2010, 04:24 AM

Harder than the average bear.

Spinal

08-06-2010, 04:34 AM

Harder than the average bear.

For the first, and hopefully last time in my life, I find myself pondering bear erections.

Spinal

08-06-2010, 07:37 PM

Most recent Facebook status update from Facets:

Warner Brothers may want to re-think their poster for the new YOGI BEAR movie.

Sycophant

08-06-2010, 08:07 PM

Just trynna beat the Rule 34 folks to the punch.

Mara

08-06-2010, 08:24 PM

It's the whites around the eyes.

eternity

08-07-2010, 07:50 AM

I tried to take a picture of the poster in the theater today. My phone turned off suddenly just before the picture saved. This is significant.

Sycophant

08-17-2010, 10:43 PM

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/lastpbandj.jpg

DavidSeven

08-18-2010, 02:11 AM

You know, that initial pratfall had either too few or too many comedic crashes to be funny.

Lazlo

12-13-2010, 07:04 PM

If only...

m6w0r-ScEG4

Shit made me tear up.

Sycophant

12-13-2010, 07:10 PM

Oh my god, that's wonderful.

BTW, a bunch of friends and I are seeing this opening night. We're bringing PB&J.

Mara

12-13-2010, 07:30 PM

Prior to the last post, I genuinely thought this film had already come and gone in theaters. My mind is broken.

Dukefrukem

12-13-2010, 07:34 PM

That was really well done.

number8

12-13-2010, 07:34 PM

The coward Boo Boo.

Love it.

Eleven

12-13-2010, 07:36 PM

Done by the actual animators. So there is a sense of humor there somewhere.

number8

12-13-2010, 07:38 PM

Yeah, and actually directed by the director. The people who make these movies are not entirely soulless, just sellouts.

Sycophant

12-13-2010, 07:43 PM

I think you guys are missing the final title card where it credits Edmund Earle as the animator and creator, creating the models from scratch and using the promotional posters as modeling reference/textures, with standard disclaimers about rights retained by original creators and that the video is crated as parody. I don't believe Brevig and co. were involved at all, though it'd be wonderful if they had been.