Just Look at that Parking Lot: The Best Things Uttered in Film 2000-2009

[Spinal]

I will proceed chronologically beginning with the year 2000. As always, the list is limited to films I have seen. You may add your own, but please wait until I have finished a particular year before jumping in with films from that year. Thanks.

2000

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/ellen_burstyn1.jpg

"I'm gonna be on television."

Requiem for a Dream

[B-side]

Interesting.

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/pposey.jpg

"No, that's a bear in a bee costume."

Best in Show

[B-side]

Mmm. Parkey Posey.

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/Guy-Pearce-en-Memento.jpg

"Now ... where was I?"

Memento

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/015501_4.jpg

"One day, you'll be cool."

Almost Famous

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/264298832_840856f9fe.jpg

"Do not seek the treasure!"

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/Bjork.jpg

"This isn't the last song."

Dancer in the Dark

[Mysterious Dude]

When you're done with a year, can the rest of us have at it?

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/julia_stiles_william_h_macy_li nda_k.jpg

"It looks like Edith Head puked, and that puke designed these costumes."

State and Main

[Spinal]

When you're done with a year, can the rest of us have at it?

Sounds fair to me. I'll let you know when the year is done.

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/ben_kingsley_ray_winstone_sexy _beas.jpg

"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"

Sexy Beast

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/shad1.jpg

"The script girl. I'll eat her later."

Shadow of the Vampire

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/guy-maddin-the-heart-of-the-world.jpg

"Two brothers
Two brothers who love ...
Who love
the Same ...
Brothers love the same ...
the same
WOMAN."

The Heart of the World

[Spinal]

That completes 2000. You may add your own for 2000 now. It would be great if you could model my format.

I will start 2001 tomorrow.

[Winston*]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/ben_kingsley_ray_winstone_sexy _beas.jpg

"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"

Sexy Beast

Alternately:

"No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No!"

[Boner M]

Alternately:

"No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No!"
"I'm going to have to turn this opportunity down"
"No, you're just going to have to turn this opportunity YES!"

[Benny Profane]

http://www.kqed.org/assets/img/arts/blog/you-can-count-on-me.jpg


"Remember what we used to say to each other?"


You Can Count on Me

[Benny Profane]

What am I doing wrong? Tried three different photos and am getting a red X for all of them?

[ledfloyd]

http://www.ghostinthemachine.net/wonderboys.jpg

"It was a shock to see him shuffling into the room like an aging prizefighter, limping, beaten, but it was later when the great man squinted into the bitter glow of twilight and muttered simply, it means nothing, all of it nothing. that the true shock came it was then that the boy understood that his hero's true injuries lay hidden in a darker place, his heart. His heart once capable of inspiring others so completely, could no longer inspire so much as itself. It beat now only out of habit, it beat now only because it could."

or

"Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly"

Wonder Boys

[Ezee E]

http://whatwouldarigoldthink.files.wo rdpress.com/2009/02/americanpsycho460.jpg

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? "

or simply insert your own

American Psycho

[Boner M]

http://www.remotecentral.com/dvd/emperor-2.jpg

"Why do we even have that lever?"

The Emperor's New Groove

[Raiders]

http://www.seattlest.com/attachments/seattle_dan/015-high-fidelity.jpg

To me, making a tape is like writing a letter. There's a lot of erasing and rethinking and starting again. A good compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do. You've got to kick off with a corker, to hold the attention (I started with "Got to Get You Off My Mind," but then realized that she might not get any further than track one, side one if I delivered what she wanted straightaway, so I buried it in the middle of side two), and then you've got to up it a notch, or cool it a notch, and you can't have white music and black music together, unless the white music sounds like black music, and you can't have two tracks by the same artist side by side, unless you've done the whole thing in pairs and...oh, there are loads of rules.

High Fidelity

[Ezee E]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/allposters/17/1802761117p.jpg

"Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me."

QUILLS

[balmakboor]

What am I doing wrong? Tried three different photos and am getting a red X for all of them?

You're getting "http://" twice somehow. It's already in the box when you start. I usually clear that out and then paste in the URL.

[Spinal]

You're getting "http://" twice somehow. It's already in the box when you start. I usually clear that out and then paste in the URL.

I fixed it for him.

[number8]

http://homepage.eircom.net/%7Escreamanthology/br/characters/images/m_11_2.jpg

Battle Royale

"God, can I tell him one more thing? You look really cool, Hiroki..."

Saddest scene of the year, right there.

[Sven]

Saddest scene of the year, right there.

I remember chuckling. Or scoffing. Can't remember.

[number8]

I remember chuckling. Or scoffing. Can't remember.

I did both. Then I kept thinking about it. Then I got profoundly sad and depressed.

[Sven]

I did both. Then I kept thinking about it. Then I got profoundly sad and depressed.

If I ever watch that film again, which I hope to never do, I will let you know how my response has changed, if at all.

[Mysterious Dude]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/ben_kingsley_ray_winstone_sexy _beas.jpg

"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"

Sexy Beast
"I won't let you be happy! Why should I?"



http://www.kqed.org/assets/img/arts/blog/you-can-count-on-me.jpg


"Remember what we used to say to each other?"


You Can Count on Me

"You have got to be the worst manager we've ever had. The worst."

[number8]

If I ever watch that film again, which I hope to never do, I will let you know how my response has changed, if at all.

We can sit with our backs touching one another, each facing a different TV set. You watch Battle Royale, I watch Crank. The one who looks over his shoulder first loses and has to wear a ten-gallon hat to bed.

[Spinal]

Man, how did Kingsley not win the Oscar that year?

[Sven]

Man, how did Kingsley not win the Oscar that year?

I have not seen Iris, and Jim Broadbent is the bomb, but seriously...

[Spinal]

I have not seen Iris, and Jim Broadbent is the bomb, but seriously...

I really should see Iris at some point. I avoided it when it came out because I find the subject matter particularly painful to confront.

[Raiders]

Iris is 'meh' but Broadbent is terrific. Haven't seen Sexy Beast.

[Winston*]

I've seen Iris and Sexy Beast. Kingsley should've got it.

[Sycophant]

If he had, do you think he would've spent the last decade differently?

[Winston*]

[Kingsley] in several interviews, has claimed that he based his performance largely on his grandmother, whom he called " A vile and extremely unpleasant woman."

Awesome.

[Sven]

860mWFVkU5M

"I... be smackin' my hoes!"
Bamboozled

[Boner M]

Awesome.
Made my day.

[Russ]

Too bad Spinal started with 2000, 'cause my favorite utterance of 1999 was:

"It's alright, it's okay, there's something to live for... Jesus told me so!"

:)

Words to live by. RIP, Uncle Bill

[D_Davis]

Too bad Spinal started with 2000, 'cause my favorite utterance of 1999 was:

"It's alright, it's okay, there's something to live for... Jesus told me so!"

:)

Words to live by. RIP, Uncle Bill

No, no, no.

Its..

"It's alight, it's okay, there's something to live for...Jesus told me so!"

[number8]

"What, you think when Jesus was hanging there, he thought it was natural?"

[Ezee E]

Nice thread idea. I want to contribute more, but I'll be on vacation.

[Spinal]

I'll move on to 2001 when I get home from work.

[Spinal]

2001

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/hedwigandtheangryinch.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/?action=view&current=hedwigandtheangryinch. jpg)

"It's what I have to work with."

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/4-Mulholland-Dr-2001_imagelarge.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/?action=view&current=4-Mulholland-Dr-2001_imagelarge.jpg)

"I want to with you."

Mulholland Dr.

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/Series7.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/?action=view&current=Series7.jpg)

"If you don't bring me my baby in half an hour, a lot of innocent people are gonna get hurt here tonight. THAT MEANS YOU, ASSHOLES!"

Series 7: The Contenders

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/Ghost-World-Thora-Birch-Scarlett-Jo.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/?action=view&current=Ghost-World-Thora-Birch-Scarlett-Jo.jpg)

"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."

Ghost World

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/in-the-bedroom1.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/?action=view&current=in-the-bedroom1.jpg)

"EVERYTHING!"

In the Bedroom

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/tony_shalhoub_the_man_who_wasn t_the.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/?action=view&current=tony_shalhoub_the_man_ who_wasnt_the.jpg)

"He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning."

The Man Who Wasn't There

[Spinal]

Actually, I think that's all I have for 2001. Fire away.

[NickGlass]

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/13322/_1243554726.jpg

"I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman."

The Royal Tenenbaums

[NickGlass]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_F5-Lk_PJjMs/SwaK7vg_F-I/AAAAAAAAB7Y/KVdWE1kkpv8/s1600/fg1.jpg

"I want my first time to be with someone I don't love."

Fat Girl

[Raiders]

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp131/IHaveMyOwnOpinion/omfg_david_caruso_fuck_you.gif

Session 9

[Spinal]

Excellent choices, Nick.

[Raiders]

Excellent choices, Nick.

:lol:

I'm never much of a so-bad-it's-good kind of guy, but few lines and expressions of said lines will ever be as memorable to me. In my head, the whole damn film exists around that moment. Not only for Caruso's "for-ev-er"-esque enunciation, but the ludicrous zoom-in.

Just look at that!

[Mara]

I actually remember a thread on RT about the most effective uses of the f word in film. It sounded like a silly idea, but yielded some fascinating results.

If I recall, I voted for Rushmore. I actually gasped when she said that.

[Derek]

http://faculty.washington.edu/yomi/graphics/zahedi.jpg

"I'd rather be a gear in a big deterministic physical machine than just some random swerving."

Waking Life

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WkKZJVG5wTk/RqLv3jXShgI/AAAAAAAAUJ8/6bEaDpCgpbw/s400/Wet_Hot_American_Summer-296.jpg

"And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you."

Wet Hot American Summer

[Pop Trash]

I actually remember a thread on RT about the most effective uses of the f word in film. It sounded like a silly idea, but yielded some fascinating results.

If I recall, I voted for Rushmore. I actually gasped when she said that.

Eyes Wide Shut is certainly memorable. I also really like the way Andie McDowell says "FU" in sex, lies, and videotape with her innocent southern belle accent.

[Winston*]

http://hollywoodjesus.com/movie/heist/02.jpg

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money! "

Heist

[Sven]

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money! "

Heist

One of the best.

[Rowland]

"Make me feel goooooood."

[Watashi]

http://www.informationen-bilder.de/der-herr-der-ringe/tuk2.jpg

"Fool of a Took!"

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

[Grouchy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/tony_shalhoub_the_man_who_wasn t_the.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/?action=view&current=tony_shalhoub_the_man_ who_wasnt_the.jpg)

"He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning."

The Man Who Wasn't There
I really love this character.

"They got this guy, in Germany. Fritz Something-or-other. Or is it? Maybe it's Werner. Anyway, he's got this theory, you wanna test something, you know, scientifically - how the planets go round the sun, what sunspots are made of, why the water comes out of the tap - well, you gotta look at it. But sometimes you look at it, your looking changes it. Ya can't know the reality of what happened, or what would've happened if you hadn't-a stuck in your own goddamn schnozz. So there is no "what happened"? Not in any sense that we can grasp, with our puny minds. Because our minds... our minds get in the way. Looking at something changes it. They call it the "Uncertainty Principle". Sure, it sounds screwy, but even Einstein says the guy's on to something".

[Mysterious Dude]

http://www.gonemovies.com/www/Drama/Drama/AmelieBretodeau.jpg

"...and of course, the tragic day when he won all the marbles."

Amelie

[Mysterious Dude]

http://blogs.amctv.com/movie-blog/WholeNineYardsAMC.jpg

"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door."

The Whole Nine Yards

[Derek]

I believe my friend perfectly summed up the money quote in Heist as the furthest Mamet's had his head up his own ass. Such an awful line, though I like the movie alright.

[Mysterious Dude]

Such an awful line

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080129/XMen-Halle-Berry_l.jpg

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? ... The same thing that happens to everything else."

X-Men

[Russ]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/8969/pistol1xj5.jpg

"I believe in your victory"

Pistol Opera

[Sven]

I believe my friend perfectly summed up the money quote in Heist as the furthest Mamet's had his head up his own ass. Such an awful line, though I like the movie alright.

I love it when others are wrong and not me.

[Derek]

I love it when others are wrong and not me.

You went above and beyond with your decade list. You've earned the chance to be right for a change. ;)

But really, that's why they call it money, David? Because everyone needs it? Is that also why they call food food and water water?

[Sven]

But really, that's why they call it money, David? Because everyone needs it? Is that also why they call food food and water water?

Actually, yes!

I use this quote structure all the time.

"You should go to sleep," I said to my wife.
"Why?" she asked.
"Because you need it. That's why they call it 'sleep'."

Etc.

[Derek]

Actually, yes!

I use this quote structure all the time.

"You should go to sleep," I said to my wife.
"Why?" she asked.
"Because you need it. That's why they call it 'sleep'."

Etc.

It's no less retarded in other contexts.

[Spinal]

In regards to the Mamet line, I think it's stupid, I don't understand it and yet I still kind of like it all at the same time.

[Sycophant]

I have not seen Heist, but I love that line.

In fact, I do that same thing Sven does. His influence, I'm sure.

[ledfloyd]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qs_ZUchg73w/ScKn_j_9-_I/AAAAAAAAAq0/MfQ6xX5ZveI/s400/amelie.jpg

"I'm nobody's little weasel."

Amelie

[Adam]

http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss47/adamstone20/gosford_park_2001_685x385-1.jpg

"You can't be on both teams as once, sir"

Gosford Park

[Mysterious Dude]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1111381/photo_04_hires.jpg

"I haven't a snobbish bone in my body!"

Gosford Park

[number8]

Everybody loves Mamet, that's why he's called Mamet!

[lovejuice]

In regards to the Mamet line, I think it's stupid, I don't understand it and yet I still kind of like it all at the same time.
the line rings true in a tongue-in-cheek way.

[Derek]

In regards to the Mamet line, I think it's stupid, I don't understand it and yet I still kind of like it all at the same time.

I will say it's less awful in the context of the film, which probably contains the most stylized language of any Mamet film, at least from what I've seen, than it was in the trailer which I saw dozens of time before its release. In general, I do like Mamet. Even his name is fun to say.

[Derek]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TqjmXlnqiwA/RzMXSMvskkI/AAAAAAAAAD0/mQ-aJavm1iI/s400/owen_wilson_zoolander_001.jpg

"So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Zoolander

[Winston*]

You went above and beyond with your decade list. You've earned the chance to be right for a change. ;)

But really, that's why they call it money, David? Because everyone needs it? Is that also why they call food food and water water?
It's funny because that's not why it's called money.

[Dead & Messed Up]

It's funny because that's not why it's called money.

Yeah, exactly. That's the discord that makes me laugh.

[Derek]

It's funny because that's not why it's called money.

I find your unintentional rhyme above much funnier.

[kopello]

In the Mood for Love

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2633/inthemoodforlove.jpg

"They went up a mountain, found a tree, carved a hole in it, and whispered the secret into the hole. Then they cover it with mud, and leave the secret there forever."

That is of course if you count it as a 2001 film.

[Boner M]

^if it does count, then so does this...

http://cinemasights.files.wordpress.c om/2009/12/werkmeisterharmonies-ballance.jpg

You are the sun. The sun doesn't move, this is what it does. You are the Earth. The Earth is here for a start, and then the Earth moves around the sun. And now, we'll have an explanation that simple folks like us can also understand, about immortality. All I ask is that you step with me into the boundlessness, where constancy, quietude and peace, infinite emptiness reign. And just imagine, in this infinite sonorous silence, everywhere is an impenetrable darkness. Here, we only experience general motion, and at first, we don't notice the events that we are witnessing. The brilliant light of the sun always sheds its heat and light on that side of the Earth which is just then turned towards it. And we stand here in it's brilliance. This is the moon. The moon revolves around the Earth. What is happening? We suddenly see that the disc of the moon, the disc of the moon, on the Sun's flaming sphere, makes an indentation, and this indentation, the dark shadow, grows bigger... and bigger. And as it covers more and more, slowly only a narrow crescent of the sun remains, a dazzling crescent. And at the next moment, the next moment - say that it's around one in the afternoon - a most dramatic turn of event occurs. At that moment the air suddenly turns cold. Can you feel it? The sky darkens, then goes all dark. The dogs howl, rabbits hunch down, the deer run in panic, run, stampede in fright. And in this awful, incomprehensible dusk, even the birds... the birds too are confused and go to roost. And then... Complete Silence. Everything that lives is still. Are the hills going to march off? Will heaven fall upon us? Will the Earth open under us? We don't know. We don't know, for a total eclipse has come upon us... But... but no need to fear. It's not over. For across the sun's glowing sphere, slowly, the Moon swims away. And the sun once again bursts forth, and to the Earth slowly there comes again light, and warmth again floods the Earth. Deep emotion pierces everyone. They have escaped the weight of darkness.

Werckmeister Harmonies

[transmogrifier]

http://www.moviemobsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/spirited-away.jpg

Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can't remember.

Spirited Away

[Spinal]

Thanks for your contributions. I will continue with this tomorrow.

[Fezzik]

http://www.reelfocus.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fship20.jpg

“You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The darkfire will not avail you, Flame of Udun. Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!”

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

[Dead & Messed Up]

http://homepage.mac.com/merussell/iblog/B835531044/C1592678312/E20060701140745/Media/LinklaterWakingLife.gif

There's only one instant, and it's right now. And it's eternity.
- Waking Life

[Russ]

Definitely not the best utterance, but it was memorable (and certainly controversial).

http://content.internetvideoarchive.c om/content/photos/598/002513_14.jpg


Storytelling

Quote def NSFW:

Nigger. Fuck...me...hard.

[Spinal]

I considered that one, but couldn't bring myself to type it. :lol:

[Dead & Messed Up]

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2002_13_Conversations_About_On e_Thing/alan_arkin_001.jpg

You know what they say. Fortune smiles at some and laughs at others.
- 13 Conversations About One Thing

[Russ]

I considered that one, but couldn't bring myself to type it. :lol:

You quotaphobe.

[Ezee E]

http://mechahuggermr.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/patjoe.jpg

"Gigolo Joe, what do you know?"

[Spinal]

2002

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/003sqwqh.jpg

"Where do you want to take the shot? In the hand or in the foot?"

City of God

[B-side]

You guys missed the best Waking Life quote:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dRayaq0za04/RxLTpD9fGGI/AAAAAAAAADM/EH9-oCVes0c/s320/WakingLifeSpeedWow.jpg

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."

[Sven]

You guys are killing Spinal with all these Waking Life quotes.

[B-side]

You guys are killing Spinal with all these Waking Life quotes.

Not a fan?

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/maySPLASH.jpg

"I know you would never hurt me, May."

May

[Spinal]

Please wait until I have completed a given year to post lines from that year. I will just delete them. I don't mind sharing the thread, but I am reserving first dibs.

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/989b6a6d.jpg

"Nothing happens in the world? Are you out of your fucking mind?"

Adaptation

[Spinal]

BA3JUpQzOek

"Can't a man not drink his beer in silence? / Can't a man not crudely lie and scream? / Can't a man not control his bitch with violence? / Y'all are brutalizing me."

Run Ronnie Run

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/punch-drunk-love-6-philip-seymour-h.jpg

"That's that!"

Punch-Drunk Love

[number8]

Oh, man, I so know what the best utterance of 2002 should be. Instead of looking forward to posting it myself, I'm just hoping Spinal includes it in his. If not, disappointment abounds.

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/2004_hero_001.jpg

"A warrior's ultimate act is to lay down his sword."

Hero

[Spinal]

Oh, man, I so know what the best utterance of 2002 should be. Instead of looking forward to posting it myself, I'm just hoping Spinal includes it in his. If not, disappointment abounds.

Oh all right. I wasn't going to do it, but since the challenge has been laid down, I assume you're referring to this ...

qq_2GOoFaXE

"Pancakes. Pancakes! PANCAKES!"

Cabin Fever

[Spinal]

All right, I'm done. What else you got for 2002?

[B-side]

http://i36.tinypic.com/35mqk49.jpg

"Time destroys everything. "

Irréversible

[Derek]

"Time destroys everything."

Not my memory of your stinking, awful film, Gaspar.

[Derek]

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/FILM/DVDReview/25th-hour/4.jpg

"When you have your dick in his mouth, does he just keep talking like that? Cause it seems to me he just never shuts up. I'm just curious does that get annoying? You know, you're fucking a guy in the mouth and he just won't shut up?"

25th Hour

[B-side]

Not my memory of your stinking, awful film, Gaspar.

You shut your filthy, whorish mouth, Derek.

[Derek]

http://fantasticvoyages.files.wordpre ss.com/2009/12/far-from-heaven.jpg

"That was the day I stopped believing in the wild ardor of things. Perhaps in love, as well. That kind of love. The love in books and films. The love that tells us to abandon our lives and plans, all for one brief touch of Venus. So often we fail at that kind of love. The world just seems too fragile a place for it. And of every other kind, life remains full. Perhaps it's just we who are too fragile."

Far From Heaven

[Spinal]

Third bad link on this page alone. Get it together, Match Cut!

[Derek]

Third bad link on this page alone. Get it together, Match Cut!

Showed up on my screen, but I'll change it just for you. :)

[B-side]

Derek, you are now my e-nemesis. Such a position grants you the ability to come up with a bad nickname for me, and I you. We can also exchange witticisms.

[Derek]

Derek, you are now my e-nemesis. Such a position grants you the ability to come up with a bad nickname for me, and I you. We can also exchange witticisms.

Hating Irreversible is where I crossed the line? Okay then, Brightsnide. :lol:

[Derek]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a65OpVfwkzc/SNvvqS1404I/AAAAAAAAADw/vDqWX5KNBVg/s320/Blog+-+Punch+Drunk+Love.jpg

"I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty."

Punch-Drunk Love

[B-side]

Hating Irreversible is where I crossed the line? Okay then, Brightsnide. :lol:

OK, so, maybe I jumped the gun. It's not exactly a favorite. Consider this a pre-emptive declaration of your nemesis status for when you trash one of my favorites.:D

Der-dick? Hm.

[transmogrifier]

"I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty."

Punch-Drunk Love

Stupidest line in an otherwise good film? I think so...

[number8]

Wrong, Spinal.

http://www.thementalshed.com/movies/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/death_to_smoochy7.jpg

"What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough."

Death to Smoochy

[Melville]

Stupidest line in an otherwise good film? I think so...
Amazingest line in an otherwise amazing film.

[B-side]

Oh, Melville, you please me. Sexually.

Sorry, I'm feeling really silly tonight.

[transmogrifier]

Amazingest line in an otherwise amazing film.

Explain how. Please.

[Melville]

Oh, Melville, you please me. Sexually.

Sorry, I'm feeling really silly tonight.
You continue to disturb me. :P

[transmogrifier]

Wrong, Spinal.



"What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough."

Death to Smoochy

I like this film.

That is all.

[B-side]

You continue to disturb me. :P

You like it.;)

[Melville]

Explain how. Please.
It's hilarious in its incongruity, yet truthful in its depiction of violence, sexuality, and beauty: wanting to make an impact on the beautiful object of desire, to be felt in an extreme way. And it fits perfectly with the character.

[transmogrifier]

It's hilarious in its incongruity, yet truthful in its depiction of violence, sexuality, and beauty: wanting to make an impact on the beautiful object of desire, to be felt in an extreme way. And it fits perfectly with the character.

Um.

No, not hilarious. Juvenile contrast.
No, not truthful. At least, it doesn't speak to me in any way shape or form. I can understand the power of beauty and wanting to control it, but the explicit stating of it in this context is blatantly shock tactics on the part of Anderson and has no genuine intellect behind it.
Perfectly with the character? If he is a genuine psychotic, indeed.

[Adam]

Um.

No, not hilarious. Juvenile contrast.
No, not truthful. At least, it doesn't speak to me in any way shape or form. I can understand the power of beauty and wanting to control it, but the explicit stating of it in this context is blatantly shock tactics on the part of Anderson and has no genuine intellect behind it.
Perfectly with the character? If he is a genuine psychotic, indeed.

Nervio (http://www.lizettegreco.com/roberto/nervio.html)

[B-side]

Nervio (http://www.lizettegreco.com/roberto/nervio.html)

Whoa, nice find.

[Boner M]

Anyone who doesn't like that PD-L quote has never loved deeply enough.

Despite that, I like it too.

[Winston*]

http://234next.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/3ac4fcc7b9025d4f535eff6b16d808 e2.jpg
"Woopsy Daisy! "

Gangs of New York

[Russ]

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/5315/davidlynchrabbits.jpg

"I have a secret."


Rabbits

[StanleyK]

That Punch-Drunk Love quote makes me uncomfortable; I guess that's its intent?



http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt223/hlime49/37TheSon2003.jpg

"No one would do that.
-I know.
-Then why are you doing it?
-I don't know."

The Son

[Qrazy]

Stupidest line in an otherwise good film? I think so...

No.

[Mara]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/maragirl/whale-rider.jpg

"My name is Paikea Apirana, and Icome from a long line of chiefs, stretching all the way back to Hawaiiki where our ancient ones are the ones that first heard the land crying and sent a man. His name was also Paikea and I am his most recent descendant."

[dreamdead]

http://koreanfilm.org/oasis4.jpg

"From now on I’m going to call you Your Highness"

Oasis

[lovejuice]

http://www.thementalshed.com/movies/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/death_to_smoochy7.jpg



I like this film.

That is all.
fuck yeah! it's toally underrated.

[Grouchy]

Nervio (http://www.lizettegreco.com/roberto/nervio.html)
Nice page. I agree, the PDL quote is actually very meaningful.

[Melville]

No, not hilarious. Juvenile contrast.
I don't know what that means. It's bizarrely unexpected but perfectly fitting. Hence, hilarious.


No, not truthful. At least, it doesn't speak to me in any way shape or form. I can understand the power of beauty and wanting to control it, but the explicit stating of it in this context is blatantly shock tactics on the part of Anderson and has no genuine intellect behind it.
Wanting to control it has little or nothing to do with it. Wanting to affect it, make yourself felt in it through and through—that's what the feeling is about. The line is a direct, natural expression of the character's feelings, and of the feelings of many people, as evinced by that page Adam linked to. I didn't find it shocking in the least, so if it was meant as a shock tactic, it failed in that regard for me.


Perfectly with the character? If he is a genuine psychotic, indeed.
Lame. He is perpetually locked inside himself, wanting to break out and have some potency, some direct affect on and connection with people, and he is prone to violence partly because of that. The line fits with those characteristics, as a mixture of them with his overflowing affection.

[Spinal]

2003

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/dogville_p2.jpg

"Do the kids and make the mother watch. Tell her you'll stop if she can hold back her tears."

Dogville

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/lost-in-translation-3.jpg

"[Whispering. Indistinct.]"

Lost in Translation

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/angels2.jpg

"Roy Cohn is not a homosexual. Roy Cohn is a heterosexual who fucks around with guys!"

Angels in America

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/600px-Kbm4.jpg

"It would appear someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace."

Kill Bill V.1

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/img_webmaster_1210277020.jpg

"Why is the rum gone?"

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/cruelty.jpg

"You fascinate me."

Intolerable Cruelty

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/18395-26115.gif

"Hey! Wha' happened?"

A Mighty Wind

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/finding-nemo-wallpapers-1.jpg

"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy."

Finding Nemo

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/The-Fog-Of-War-DVD-Movie-Review.jpg

"If we can't persuade nations with comparable values of the merits of our cause, we'd better reexamine our reasoning."

The Fog of War

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/20090617_saddestmusic_33.jpg

"If you are sad and like beer, I'm your lady."

The Saddest Music in the World

[Spinal]

OK, done with 2003. Fire away.

[number8]

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsP/13428.gif

"Son Number One? This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead."

Kill Bill Vol 1

[number8]

Hmm, for some reason I missed your Michael Parks quote in the last page, Spinal.

Great minds.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Mike LaFontaine!

"I got a weal wed wagon!"

[Mara]

Okay, this is a SILLY film, but one of my all-time favorite monologues.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/maragirl/2003_down_with_love_012.jpg

Spoilered for those who care:

Barbara Novak: I'm not gonna storm out of here, Catch. And I'm not gonna admit that you got Barbara Novak to fall in love... because I'm not Barbara Novak. There is no Barbara Novak.

Catcher Block: Huh?

Barbara Novak: And I didn't fall in love with Zip Martin. I fell in love with Catcher Block. And that was a year ago, when for three and a half weeks, I worked as your secretary. I don't expect you to remember me. I wasn't a blond then. But you did ask me out. And it broke my heart to say no, but I loved you too much. I couldn't bear to become just another notch in your bedpost. With your dating habits, I knew that even if I was lucky enough to get a regular spot on your rotating schedule... I would never have your undivided attention long enough for you to fall in love with me. I knew I had to do something to set myself apart. I knew I had to quit my job as your secretary... and write an international best-seller controversial enough... to get the attention of a New York publisher as well as "KNOW" magazine... but insignificant enough that as long as I went unseen, "KNOW" magazine's star journalist would refuse to do a cover story about it. I knew that every time we were supposed to meet, you would get distracted by one of your many girlfriends and stand me up... and this would give me a reason to fight with you over the phone... and declare that I wouldn't meet with you for a hundred years. And then all I would have to do was be patient and wait... the two or three weeks it would take for everyone in the world to buy a copy of my best-seller - and then I would begin to get the publicity I would need for you... to, one, see what I look like, and, two, see me denounce you in public as the worst kind of man. I knew that this would make you wanna get even by writing one of your exposés. And in order to do that, you would have to go undercover, assume a false identity and pretend to be the kind of man who would make the kind of girl I was pretending to be fall in love. And I knew that since I was pretending to be a girl who would have sex on the first date you would have pretend to be a man who wouldn't have sex for several dates. And in doing so, we would go out on lots of dates to all the best places and all the hit shows until finally, one night, you would take me back to your place - that you were pretending was someone else's - in order to get the evidence you needed to write your exposé... by seducing me until I said, "I love you." But saying "I love you" was also my plan. I just wanted to tell you the truth so that when you heard me say, "I love you" you would know that I knew who you were, and you would know who I was. Then you, the great Catcher Block, would know that you'd been beaten at your own game... by me, Nancy Brown, your former secretary. And I would have, once and for all, set myself apart from all the other girls you've known, all those other girls that you never really cared about, by making myself someone like the one person you really love and admire above all others: you. Then, when you realized that you had finally met your match... I would have at last gained the respect that would make you wanna marry me first and seduce me later. I just wanted you to hear all this from me before you heard it from your private eye.

[Spinal]

What movie is that, Mara?

[Mara]

What movie is that, Mara?

Down With Love. Not really worth it except for that scene, a few moments of David Hyde Pierce, and some wicked outfits.

[Derek]

http://www.filmmakermagazine.com/issues/winter2003/features/images/magic_hours.jpg

"I'm looking at you right now and I hear you talking and all the words that are coming out of your mouth are like they're coming out of a stranger. Why don't you put your fucking hair back on and come back, just come on back."

All the Real Girls

[NickGlass]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qh4ryYTRPtg/S2qL7HyzMeI/AAAAAAAAAlQ/1Engi1Kg2Lg/s320/ludivine_sagnier-swimming_pool-15.jpg

"You know what? You're just a frustrated Englishwoman who writes about dirty things but never does them. You can shove your uptight morals up your ass! "

Swimming Pool

[NickGlass]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/shattered2.JPG

"Are you mad at me?"

Shattered Glass

[transmogrifier]

Down With Love. Not really worth it except for that scene, a few moments of David Hyde Pierce, and some wicked outfits.

It's one of my favorite comedies of the 2000s, a decade not exactly swimming in excellent comedy. The look on McGregor's face at the end of that monologue is pure gold.

[Winston*]

http://www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/images/2003/master_commander/captain_6.jpg
"...one must always choose the lesser of two weevils. "

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

[Spinal]

Oh no you didn't!

[Winston*]

Oh no you didn't!

Best worst joke ever.

[Mara]

It's one of my favorite comedies of the 2000s, a decade not exactly swimming in excellent comedy. The look on McGregor's face at the end of that monologue is pure gold.

I'd say it was mostly misfire, which was unfortunate. (And Zellweger was miscast.) But there were several genuinely funny moments.

[Dead & Messed Up]

http://www.dvdoutsider.co.uk/films/pix/g/goodbye_lenin.jpg

It's my best production ever. A pity your mom will be the only audience.
- Goodbye, Lenin!

[Fezzik]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/finding-nemo-wallpapers-1.jpg

"I promised I'd never let anything happen to him."

"That seems like an odd thing to promise. If nothing ever happens to him, how is anything supposed to ever happen to him? Sounds kinda boring for little Harpo."

Finding Nemo

(Yes, I stole Spinal's pic)

[Adam]

Jl9UBB_Epas


It starts off... a dark stage and then a beam of light
And you can see me and my guitar...

deer neerw, deer neerw
In the end of time
There was a man who knew the road
And the writing was written on the stone

*And then a thin layer of fog comes in around my ankles
Roadies - that means dry ice. We're gonna talk about this later*

In the ancient time
An artist led the way
But no one seemed to understaaaand

*Chiiiiimes - Freddy*

In his heart he knew
The artist must be true
But the legend of the rent was way past due!

*And then, Katie, you come in with the bass*

Rim bim bim bim bim bim boodoo boo boodoo duh buh bum bum bum bum bida da pah!

Well, you think you'll be just fine
Without me, but you're mine!
You think you can
kick me out of the band

*And then, Zack, you come in with a face-melter*

Rarw nar nowr ner ner ner ner le ner le nerw

Well there's just one problem there
The band is mine!
How can you kick me out
Of what is mine?!

And then...
Hawaii Five-O. You ever see that show?
Ok, well, there's a drum solo in it that goes...

shuggaduggudugguduggu

You're not hardcore
Unless you live hardcore

*And I want the backup singers to be like*

Well, you're not hardcore... No, you're not hardcore
Unless you live hardcore... Unless you live hardcore

But the legend
of the rent
was way hardcore!

Boom! Big old explosion!
Some, like, confetti comes down

That's all I got so far. It's a work in progress

School of Rock

[Spinal]

2004

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/004PLD_Matthew_Faber_003.jpg

"You might lose some weight, your face might clear up, get a body tan, a breast enlargement, a sex change - makes no difference. Essentially... from in front, or from behind... whether you're thirteen or fifty, you'll always be the same."

Palindromes

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/Shaun_of_the_Dead_Shaun_Ed.gif

"You've got red on you."

Shaun of the Dead

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/merlot_na.jpg

"I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!"

Sideways

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/4bd598b2.jpg

"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.

Now, watch this drive."

Fahrenheit 9/11

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/saved.jpg

"All right! All right! Who's down with G-O-D?"

Saved!

[Wryan]

God Finding Nemo makes me fuckin weep. I don't fully understand why some feel it is so low (comparatively) in the Pixar canon. It's completely amazing, full stop.

And I wish this list had just barely scraped 1999 at the beginning so I coulda thrown some Magnolia in here.

[Spinal]

And I wish this list had just barely scraped 1999 at the beginning so I coulda thrown some Magnolia in here.

No reason why someone couldn't start a 90s thread.

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/frozone.jpg

"Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"

The Incredibles

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/incident-at-loch-ness.jpg

"At least we're not dragging the boat over a hill... "

Incident at Loch Ness

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/wafflehouse.jpg

"Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith!"

The Ladykillers

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/amanda-seyfried-mouse-ears.jpg

"Why are you dressed so scary?"

Mean Girls

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/bill_murray17.jpg

"Listen, you may be on B-squad, but you're the B-squad leader."

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

[Spinal]

OK, done with 2004.

[Mysterious Dude]

http://www.filmfestivals.com/pixus/festivals/generic/meancreek1.jpg

"No, I don't think Superman's going to turn back time."

Mean Creek

[Mysterious Dude]

http://www.ihatesomuch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/2004_eternal_sunshine_of_the_s potless_mind_005.jpg

"Please let me keep this memory. Just this one."

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[Winston*]

http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/static/editorial/mark-wahlberg_5.jpg
"I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I thought we were here to talk about petroleum. "

I Heart Huckabees

[Mara]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/maragirl/stagebeauty.jpg

"Men aren't beautiful. What they do isn't beautiful either. Women do everything beautifully, especially when they die. Men feel far too much. Feeling ruins the effect. Feeling makes it ugly."

-or possibly-

"Whenever we're about to do something truly horrible, we always say that the French have been doing it for years."

Stage Beauty. A terribly underseen film.

[Silencio]

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_independent/before_sunset/_group_photos/ethan_hawke3.jpg

"Do I look any different?"

Before Sunset

[angrycinephile]

http://images.killermovies.com/k/killbillvolume2/kill_bill_2.jpg

"No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt."

Kill Bill: Vol. 2

[angrycinephile]

http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/35939/02-Aviator_jpg_595x1000_q85.jpg

"The way of the future"

The Aviator

[chrisnu]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b344/chrisnu/fuckabees-1.png

FUCKABEES!!!

[Adam]

rHBc7lIgmlY


"Because I'm a fucking caveman!!!"

Closer

[Derek]

2002 on IMdB, but didn't come to the US 'til '04 so:

http://murphysmoviereviews.net/images/exterminating.jpg

"That's why you don't fuck 'em. At least not just like that. Without letting on, study them, get them talking. Discover their weak spots and passions: money, cars, I dunno... success, work. When you find out, you flatter them. Then, once you've chosen your man, you yield to him. Never on the first date. He'll think you're easy. Don't wait too long, either. After 3 or 4 dinners, then give him the works. Give him pleasure, make him think only he can make you climax, play the happy, docile woman, but not for too long. Soon in bed, you stop faking. Not seeing you climax will get him all worked up. Then without warning, drop him and start fooling around. Overtly. One night stands. If possible, with another woman. It'll humiliate him, drive him nuts. He'll come crawling back."

Secret Things

[Raiders]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3096/2607222271_438902d40e.jpg?v=0

"You, you were supposed to be a monster - now I'm the fucking beast."

Dead Man's Shoes

[Derek]

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Steve-Carell-Anchorman-The-Legend-of-Ron-Burgundy.7.jpg

"LOUD NOISES!!"

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy

[Grouchy]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3096/2607222271_438902d40e.jpg?v=0

"You, you were supposed to be a monster - now I'm the fucking beast."

Dead Man's Shoes
Ooooh good one.

I didn't know about that Secret Things film. I'd like to see it.

[Dead & Messed Up]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/deadandmessedup/spider-man2.jpg

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?
- Spider-Man 2

[Derek]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2004_Spider-Man_2/004SPT_Tobey_Maguire_081.jpg

"Would you like a piece of cake?"

Spider-Man 2

[chrisnu]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b344/chrisnu/notmyself3-1.png

"How am I not myself?"

I ♥ Huckabees

[angrycinephile]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040419/16389__collateral_l.jpg

"Someday my dream will come? One night you will wake up and discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you. It never will. Suddenly you are old. Didn't happen, and it never will, because you were never going to do it anyway. You'll push it into memory and then zone out in your barco lounger, being hypnotized by daytime TV for the rest of your life."

Collateral

[angrycinephile]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/12/14/sideways_wideweb__430x294.jpg

"At one point I had to cut through an ostrich farm. Man, those fuckers are crazy"

Sideways

[number8]

Holy shit, 2004 was an amazing year.

[angrycinephile]

http://www.harryshorcrux.com/images/harry_potter_and_the_prisoner_ of_azkaban_6.jpg

"Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?"

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

[Raiders]

http://images.blu-ray.com/reviews/288_4.jpg

"Ever killed anyone?"
"I've always thought about it."

Kung Fu Hustle

[Sycophant]

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/life-aquatic-splash.jpg

"I wonder if it remembers me."

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

[Skitch]

Collateral
Nice. I love this part:

Vincent: Max, six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape cause of one fat guy.
Max: Well, who was he?
Vincent: What do you care? Have you ever heard of Rwanda?
Max: Yes, I know Rwanda.
Vincent: Well, tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye, Max?
Max: What?
Vincent: Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whales, Greenpeace, or something? No. I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit.
Max: Man, I don't know any Rwandans.
Vincent: You don't know the guy in the trunk, either.

[Sycophant]

http://www.whatnotstudios.com/shit/hphp.jpg

"'Fudge off, you fuck."

"Harry thinks that he will come back next year, and, when he does, Hagar will be there waiting, as long as God doesn't fuck anything up."

Wizard People, Dear Reader

[Russ]

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/3682/pitchk.jpg

"Pitch!!..."


Mind Game

[Spinal]

2005

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/A-scene-from-Me-and-You-a-001.jpg

"Back and forth ... forever ..."

Me and You and Everyone We Know

[Pop Trash]

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_independent/before_sunset/_group_photos/ethan_hawke3.jpg


Before Sunset

This has one of my favorite last lines ever:

"Baby, you are going to miss that plane."
"I know."

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/grizzlymanbear.jpg

"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Treadwell ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature."

Grizzly Man

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/vendettanw8a.jpg

"But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you."

V for Vendetta

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/manderlay.jpg

"America had proffered its hand, discreetly perhaps. If anybody refused to see a helping hand, he really only had himself to blame."

Manderlay

[Spaceman Spiff]

"Back and forth ... forever ..."

I hated this line. In fact, I hated this entire subplot.

Actually, now that I think about it... I kinda really didn't like this movie.

[Chac Mool]

http://inni4ka.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/dogville.jpg

Narrator: How could she ever hate them for what was at bottom merely their weakness? She would probably have done things like those to be fallen her if she had lived in one of these houses. To measure them by her own yardstick as her father put it. Would she not, in all honesty, have done the same as Chuck and Vera and Ben and Mrs Henson and Tom and all these people in their houses? Grace paused. - - - And all of a sudden she knew the answer to her question all too well. If she had acted like them she could not have defended a single one of her actions and could not have condemned them harshly enough. It was as if her sorrow and pain finally assumed their rightful place. No. What they had done was not good enough. And if one had the power to put it to right it was one's duty to do so - for the sake of other towns, for the sake of humanity. And not least for the sake of the human being that was grace herself.

[Dukefrukem]

Spider-man 2 (2004)

http://www.winonlyriders.net/thelostforum/cinema/Spiderman2-2.jpg

"Punch me I bleed!"

[Qrazy]

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/3682/pitchk.jpg

"Pitch!!..."


Mind Game

Simultaneously touching, revealing, jaded, harsh and hilarious. Excellent.

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/2005_the_40_year_old_virgin_01 3.jpg

"You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand."

The 40 Year Old Virgin

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/HeathLegerandJakeGylenhaalinBR OKEBA.jpg

"Bottom line is... we're around each other an'... this thing, it grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place... at the wrong time... and we're dead."

Brokeback Mountain

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/sarah_silverman_jesus_is_magic .jpg

"When God gives you AIDS ... make lemonAIDS."

Jesus is Magic

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/kirikou-et-les-betes-sauvages-8335.jpg

"It's a very bad idea to be naked when you're dealing with bees."

Kirikou and the Wild Beasts

[number8]

Oh wait you're not done. Oops.

This thread is starting to get confusing.

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/good-night-and-good-luck-1.jpg

"This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires and lights in a box."

Good Night, and Good Luck

[Spinal]

All right, go ahead. Fill out 2005 for me.

[Dead & Messed Up]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/701/701650/serenity-2-20060413021803366-000.jpg
What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done.
- Serenity

[Winston*]

http://us.ent3.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/wallace___gromit__the_curse_of _the_were_rabbit/hutch1.jpg

"Aww. The bounce has gone from his bungee. "
Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

[Dead & Messed Up]

Along similar lines...

http://www.grayclouds.net/adam/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/syriana1.jpg

Corruption is our protection. Corruption keeps us safe and warm. Corruption is why you and I are prancing around in here instead of fighting over scraps of meat out in the streets. Corruption is why we win.
- Syriana

[Sven]

"Aww. The bounce has gone from his bungee. "
Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

I like: "I'm inventing, mostly."

[Winston*]

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/l/images/libertine-poster-0.jpg
"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me. "

The Libertine

[chrisnu]

http://www.zenithofhotness.com/images/val-kilmer/kiss-kiss-bang-bang.jpg

"This isn't good cop, bad cop, this is fag and New Yorker."

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

[StanleyK]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zd1KfrlI0mU/0.jpg

"Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, fuck it, and go 'aah'? You accusin' me of fuckin' a chicken, muthafucka?"

The Devil's Rejects

[Russ]

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/9769/2712581.jpg


"..What the FUCK am I doing?"


The Aristocrats

I ain't brave enough to post any of the other utterances from that film.

[Winston*]

The Aristocrats

I ain't brave enough to post any of the other utterances from that film.

Sarah Silverman's was the best.

[Russ]

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6871/2006strangerswithcandy0.jpg


Jerri Blank: Faggot.
Mr. Noblet: What did you just call me?
Jerri: Well, what did you hear?
Mr. Noblet: I'd rather not repeat it.
Jerri: Then I guess we'll never know.


Strangers With Candy

[number8]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/9357/batman%20cast%20falcone.jpg

"He said your father begged for mercy. Begged. Like a dog."

Batman Begins

[number8]

http://www.pitofhorror.com/newdesign/interviews/billmreject.jpg

"Boy... The next word that comes outta your mouth better be some brilliant fucking Mark Twain shit. Cause it's definitely getting chiselled on your tombstone."

The Devil's Rejects

[Silencio]

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/tartan/mysterious_skin/_group_photos/brady_corbet5.jpg

"And as we sat there listening to the carolers, I wanted to tell Brian it was over now and everything would be okay. But that was a lie, plus, I couldn't speak anyway. I wish there was some way for us to go back and undo the past. But there wasn't. There was nothing we could do. So I just stayed silent and trying to telepathically communicate how sorry I was about what had happened. And I thought of all the grief and sadness and fucked up suffering in the world, and it made me want to escape. I wished with all my heart that we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically... disappear."

Mysterious Skin

[Raiders]

http://www.annarbor.com/assets_c/2009/12/Movie%20Squid%20Whale%20Jeff%2 0Dani-thumb-400x295-19423.jpg

"Did you get that it was her cunt?"

The Squid and the Whale

[Russ]

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5327/ff03.jpg

"Pull me."


Funky Forest: The First Contact

[Boner M]

http://www.altfg.com/Stars/h/history-of-violence-william-hurt.jpg

"How do you fuck that up? HOW. DO. YOU. FUCK. THAT. UP?!"

A History of Violence

[Mysterious Dude]

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5327/ff03.jpg
Do I even want to know?

[chrisnu]

http://www.altfg.com/Stars/h/history-of-violence-william-hurt.jpg

"How do you fuck that up? HOW. DO. YOU. FUCK. THAT. UP?!"

A History of Violence

Oh yes.

[Sycophant]

Do I even want to know?

Yes. Because it is glorious.

[angrycinephile]

http://matusiak.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/BrokenFlowers.jpg

"That was quite an outfit you weren't wearing earlier"

Broken Flowers

[angrycinephile]

http://www.bananafishco.com/images/article/8_main.jpg

"Mother, now I know where you live"

The New World

[trotchky]

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/tartan/mysterious_skin/_group_photos/brady_corbet5.jpg

"And as we sat there listening to the carolers, I wanted to tell Brian it was over now and everything would be okay. But that was a lie, plus, I couldn't speak anyway. I wish there was some way for us to go back and undo the past. But there wasn't. There was nothing we could do. So I just stayed silent and trying to telepathically communicate how sorry I was about what had happened. And I thought of all the grief and sadness and fucked up suffering in the world, and it made me want to escape. I wished with all my heart that we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically... disappear."

Mysterious Skin

great choice

[Spinal]

2006

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/inland-empire.jpg

"Fucker been sowing some pretty heavy shit."

Inland Empire

[Spinal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/joel_harmon/lives_of_others_spy_secret_pol ice.jpg

"It's for me."

The Lives of Others