Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?

[number8]

So apparently Morgan Spurlock's new documentary is making ridiculous industry buzz, because the big speculation is that he actually found Osama.

Spurlock is declining to reveal anything, but there's a mysterious shroud to the film since studio buyers were forced to sign non-disclosure agreements just to watch a 15 minute clip from the film. All the buyers were going crazy at Berlin trying to snap this thing up, and the Weinsteins laid out the most dough. They can't talk about it, but everyone's saying that Spurlock uncovered the holy grail, and it's being said that the 15 minutes footage contains Osama's whereabouts.

I didn't like Super Size Me, but goddamn, I can't wait to see this movie. It's going to premiere in Sundance. I can imagine it being the talk of the festival.

[Spinal]

Regardless of whether or not the speculation is true (personally I highly doubt it), I'm glad he's doing this film. Can't wait to see it.

[Sycophant]

I'm hoping Osama shows up for the screening as a surprise guest. That could be a fun Q&A.

[number8]

Yeah, I highly doubt it too, and I can imagine a lot of people being disappointed, but this is easily going to be the next Fahrenheit 9/11.

[Kurosawa Fan]

Supersize Me was great fun. I'm looking forward to this one.

[Ezee E]

I think we would've heard more if Osama was found by someone.

[MadMan]

Supersize Me was great fun. I'm looking forward to this one.I second this. If anything Spurlock knows how to make a really entertaining documentary.

[bac0n]

I wonder if the answer is going to be "behind George Bush's couch".

[Spinal]

I heard Jenna Bush called up Osama during a taping of the Ellen show. I'm pretty sure that's what happened.

[MadMan]

I heard Jenna Bush called up Osama during a taping of the Ellen show. I'm pretty sure that's what happened.Ooooh if she dialed long distance Dubya's gonna be pissed. Throw in those roaming charges and you've got a phone bill that's going to be heavier than the phone book.


I wonder if the answer is going to be "behind George Bush's couch".He's just still hung over from the kegger. And also broke. I can foresee Osama sticking around Dubya's house in a sitcom format. In other words, a joke that would be featured on Family Guy.

[Kurosawa Fan]

Trailer (http://www.apple.com/trailers/weinstein/whereintheworldisosamabinladen/trailer/)

Looks like an absolute blast.

[Benny Profane]

Me want see now.

[Benny Profane]

I wonder how many weeks before the presidential election this will get released.

[Kurosawa Fan]

I wonder how many weeks before the presidential election this will get released.

It's in theaters April 18th. They've been showing spots on FX already.

[Benny Profane]

It's in theaters April 18th. They've been showing spots on FX already.

Okey doke.

[Benny Profane]

I think we would've heard more if Osama was found by someone.

Yeah, it sounds too outlandish to be possible. If he found Osama or knows where he is without disclosing that to the government (instead of making or continuing to make the film), he should be drawn and quartered in public for treason, no? Maybe he did try to tell them and they didn't listen. Either way, it's not so important to me if it's true or not.

[number8]

I read spoilers from Sundance, heh. I know how it ends, but I still want to see it.

[Benny Profane]

I read spoilers from Sundance, heh. I know how it ends, but I still want to see it.

My guess is it was a hoax, or a look-a-like plant, but I don't want to know.

[ledfloyd]

I read spoilers from Sundance, heh. I know how it ends, but I still want to see it.

care to share?

[number8]

care to share?

He found Osama's hiding place in Pakistan, and it's supposedly a super-solid lead. But once he got there, it looks very tribal and dangerous, and he's told that all outsiders are shot on sight. Spurlock remembers that he has a young son and doesn't think the quest is worth his son growing up without a dad.

It sounds like a cop out, but I kind of like it. It serves as a metaphorical message to the government that we're better off thinking about life and the future of Americans than focusing our attention on a criminal that did something horrible years ago and already failed at trying to locate him.

[Benny Profane]

God you are fucking tempting me. You fucking bastard.

[Kurosawa Fan]

God you are fucking tempting me. You fucking bastard.

I almost told him to put it in a PM so I wouldn't have to be tempted. Fuck you Ary.

[D_Davis]

Osama's his father!

[MadMan]

God you are fucking tempting me. You fucking bastard.I'm tempted too. I must run away from that spoiler. Far far away.

[number8]

I am the incubus.

[Sycophant]

I read the spoiler. I can dig it.

[Spinal]

Read it. Can't wait to see the film.

[KK2.0]

won't read it... for now.

Supersize Me was fun, this looks even better.

[Rowland]

Eh. Looks like a cheesy stunt to me, but I'd love to be proven wrong.

[lovejuice]

I am the incubus.

read the spoiler, and i agree with your comment about it.

it feels more like mockumentary though.

[Sven]

He looks like Viggo.

[number8]

He looks like Viggo.

Uber badass?

[KK2.0]

dammit, i've read it.

still want to watch it though, it looks like a lot of fun nonetheless

[Dukefrukem]

this trailer is a riot... im actually excited to see this....

[Kurosawa Fan]

Yikes. This film is not faring well with critics. That's a shame.

[SirNewt]

I was planning on catching this but dissappointingly it didn't open here. So I numbed my mind with a little low comedy instead.