View Full Version : The Rating Scale Discussion Thread
Derek
06-06-2009, 05:23 PM
http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/gun_2_head.jpg
How's about we keep it in here so I don't have to begin another Saturday wishing I were Takeshi up there.
Qrazy
06-06-2009, 05:49 PM
Haha I just posted something similar before I stumbled upon this.
Spinal
06-06-2009, 06:23 PM
This is as good a place as any to ask people to stop changing the titles in their signature to include the phrase 'meh'.
Ezee E
06-06-2009, 06:35 PM
This is as good a place as any to ask people to stop changing the titles in their signature to include the phrase 'meh'.
Even if used as a funny way to describe the title?
Spinal
06-06-2009, 06:37 PM
Even if used as a funny way to describe the title?
No. I'm sorry. I know this must be hard to hear for some of you. But it's never funny.
megladon8
06-06-2009, 06:37 PM
Derek, you're clogging the forums.
This thread was unnecessary.
Mods, please ban him.
megladon8
06-06-2009, 06:38 PM
This is as good a place as any to ask people to stop changing the titles in their signature to include the phrase 'meh'.
I never use "meh" for comedic effect.
But I do find it to be the perfect word for how I feel about some things. "Mediocre" just doesn't cut it sometimes.
Spinal
06-06-2009, 06:43 PM
I never use "meh" for comedic effect.
But I do find it to be the perfect word for how I feel about some things. "Mediocre" just doesn't cut it sometimes.
Tough love for you too, meg. 'Meh' is never the perfect word. Never. There's always a better word out there. In fact, 'meh' can barely be categorized as a word at all. At best, it is an unpleasant internet phenomenon, much like 'milf' or 'lolcats'.
Ezee E
06-06-2009, 06:44 PM
No. I'm sorry. I know this must be hard to hear for some of you. But it's never funny.
You've gone soft Spinal, what do you know?
Spinal
06-06-2009, 06:48 PM
You've gone soft Spinal, what do you know?
I would challenge this, but I'm too busy wiping away the tears.
Dead & Messed Up
06-06-2009, 06:48 PM
Lately I've relented a bit and started adding letter grades to my capsule reviews.
Spinal
06-06-2009, 06:52 PM
Four stars > 100 point scale > 10 point scale with half-points > 10 point scale without half-points > Thumbs Up-Thumbs Down > Five stars > Letter grades > Taking a sanctimonious stand against the concept of ratings because I dare not distill artistry into a mere integer
megladon8
06-06-2009, 06:54 PM
Tough love for you too, meg. 'Meh' is never the perfect word. Never. There's always a better word out there. In fact, 'meh' can barely be categorized as a word at all. At best, it is an unpleasant internet phenomenon, much like 'milf' or 'lolcats'.
Meh.
Qrazy
06-06-2009, 06:56 PM
Tough love for you too, meg. 'Meh' is never the perfect word. Never. There's always a better word out there. In fact, 'meh' can barely be categorized as a word at all. At best, it is an unpleasant internet phenomenon, much like 'milf' or 'lolcats'.
Meh and MILF are not originally internet phenomenons... unless you mean they've been co-opted by the internet. But lolcats is.
Taking a sanctimonious stand against the concept of ratings because I dare not distill artistry into a mere integer
That's me!
Kurosawa Fan
06-06-2009, 06:57 PM
This is as good a place as any to ask people to stop changing the titles in their signature to include the phrase 'meh'.
No. I'm sorry. I know this must be hard to hear for some of you. But it's never funny.
:cry:
What the hell did I ever do to you?
Qrazy
06-06-2009, 06:57 PM
Four stars > 100 point scale > 10 point scale with half-points > 10 point scale without half-points > Thumbs Up-Thumbs Down > Five stars > Letter grades > Taking a sanctimonious stand against the concept of ratings because I dare not distill artistry into a mere integer
Wrong, letter grades are above them all and your soul is ugly for thinking otherwise. Also the four star scale is shit. Five stars is clearly better.
Spinal
06-06-2009, 07:03 PM
There's a lot of anger and resentment in this thread right now. That's good. Once we get it all out in the open, the healing will start.
Kurosawa Fan
06-06-2009, 07:06 PM
There's a lot of anger and resentment in this thread right now. That's good. Once we get it all out in the open, the healing will start.
Take note of who it's aimed at.
Spinal
06-06-2009, 07:10 PM
Take note of who it's aimed at.
I don't mind playing scapegoat. I'm tough enough to take it.
Oh, wait. No, I'm not. The tears are coming again ....
Damn you, Kristen Scott Thomas and your steely resolve!
Dead & Messed Up
06-06-2009, 07:12 PM
Four stars > 100 point scale > 10 point scale with half-points > 10 point scale without half-points > Thumbs Up-Thumbs Down > Five stars > Letter grades > Taking a sanctimonious stand against the concept of ratings because I dare not distill artistry into a mere integer
Letter grades > three stars > 10 point scale > four stars > five stars > Spinal > thumbs up/down.
Spinal
06-06-2009, 07:14 PM
You letter grade fans are living in a dream world.
megladon8
06-06-2009, 07:18 PM
I don't like looking at movie ratings and being reminded of school report cards.
I find the 10 scale best for me. It's a simplified version of the 100 point scale, so it's both accurate and efficient.
Dead & Messed Up
06-06-2009, 07:25 PM
See, this is why I sanctimoniously stopped posting ratings!
:P
Qrazy
06-06-2009, 07:27 PM
I don't like looking at movie ratings and being reminded of school report cards.
I find the 10 scale best for me. It's a simplified version of the 100 point scale, so it's both accurate and efficient.
That's precisely why I like them, their meaning is familiar.
Arthur Seaton
06-06-2009, 08:12 PM
At best, it is an unpleasant internet phenomenon, much like 'milf' or 'lolcats'.
The fuck?
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordp ress.com/2009/05/funny-pictures-cat-threatens-to-kill-you.jpg
ledfloyd
06-06-2009, 09:11 PM
letter grades don't work well for me. the plusses and minuses just confuse me. i think the 10 scale works a bit better than the four star scale. more points of articulation. 100 is going overboard.
Mysterious Dude
06-06-2009, 09:17 PM
I've been using the four-star scale since 1998. I don't plan to change that.
Qrazy
06-06-2009, 09:18 PM
letter grades don't work well for me. the plusses and minuses just confuse me.
Because?
Spinal
06-06-2009, 09:20 PM
Meh and MILF are not originally internet phenomenons... unless you mean they've been co-opted by the internet. But lolcats is.
Wikipedia regarding MILF (and no, I did not just go edit the entry):
"The term was popularized by the Hollywood film American Pie (1999),[1] though the origin of the term predates this (the term was already used for years on the Internet)."
Spinal
06-06-2009, 09:27 PM
To be fair, you seem to be right about 'meh', which seems to be a Simpsons thing.
However ...
total numbers of times in my life I have heard someone say it in person: less than 5
total number of times in my life I have encountered the word on the internet:
approaching 5 billion
Ezee E
06-06-2009, 09:31 PM
People say 'meh' all the time, but it's not so articulate. It's more of a quick reaction. "Meh" followed by a shrug of the shoulders. The meh could easily be a mutter of nothingness.
Spinal
06-06-2009, 09:31 PM
Oh, I forgot one ...
Letter grades > Using a 100 point scale to simulate letter grades and considering everything under a 60 a failure
Spinal
06-06-2009, 09:32 PM
People say 'meh' all the time ....
Again, not people that I encounter in my life.
Ezee E
06-06-2009, 09:35 PM
How about the 100 point scale in which it's really a 40-80 point scale?
Watashi
06-06-2009, 09:38 PM
I say 'meh' on a daily basis.
Derek
06-06-2009, 09:39 PM
How about the 100 point scale in which it's really a 40-80 point scale?
Significantly better since the average film should ideally be located near the middle of the scale not at the top. Having the top 80% of films in the top 20-30% of a scale is nonsensical.
MacGuffin
06-06-2009, 09:40 PM
Significantly better since the average film should ideally be located near the middle of the scale not at the top. Having the top 80% of films in the top 20-30% of a scale is nonsensical.
I hope baby doll doesn't see this post.
Kurosawa Fan
06-06-2009, 09:40 PM
Significantly better since the average film should ideally be located near the middle of the scale not at the top. Having the top 80% of films in the top 20-30% of a scale is nonsensical.
I love your sig right now.
Watashi
06-06-2009, 09:42 PM
I think there needs to be a universally acceptable scale.
I think the whole "it was the best film of the last 10 years... I give it a 6.5" or "it's a bit overrated and not that good... I give it a 9" are both unacceptable.
MacGuffin
06-06-2009, 09:43 PM
I think the whole "it was the best film of the last 10 years... I give it a 6.5" or "it's a bit overrated and not that good... I give it a 9" are both unacceptable.
That's a bit too extreme an example, I think.
Watashi
06-06-2009, 09:44 PM
That's a bit too extreme an example, I think.
Heh. I was actually thinking of two current posters when typing that... but I'm not naming names.
Spinal
06-06-2009, 09:44 PM
I say 'meh' on a daily basis.
And where do I encounter you? On the internet. Point proven!
Watashi
06-06-2009, 09:46 PM
And where do I encounter you? On the internet. Point proven!
But I'm a person, dammit! :sad:
MacGuffin
06-06-2009, 09:47 PM
An example of why I don't think I "get" the 100 point scale system. (http://leonardo.spidernet.net/Artus/2386/tor04.htm#tropical)
Derek
06-06-2009, 09:56 PM
An example of why I don't think I "get" the 100 point scale system. (http://leonardo.spidernet.net/Artus/2386/tor04.htm#tropical)
How is that hard to "get"? No matter what scale you use, it's ALL RELATIVE to the person rating. If I see Raiders or Spinal give a film ***, I know they liked it a good deal. If I see Ebert give a film ***, I realize it could be barely passable entertainment for some small demographic he sees the film catering too. If I see a 75 from Madman, I know he disliked the film. I see a 75 from Rowland, I know he loved it.
I simply don't understand how that can be so confusing to otherwise intelligent human beings.
MacGuffin
06-06-2009, 09:58 PM
How is that hard to "get"? No matter what scale you use, it's ALL RELATIVE to the person rating. If I see Raiders or Spinal give a film ***, I know they liked it a good deal. If I see Ebert give a film ***, I realize it could be barely passable entertainment for some small demographic he sees the film catering too. If I see a 75 from Madman, I know he disliked the film. I see a 75 from Rowland, I know he loved it.
I simply don't understand how that can be so confusing to otherwise intelligent human beings.
Well, if 89 is the highest grade you've given a movie in eight years, you should probably consider a new hobby is all I mean. Sorry for calling out your precious "system".
Derek
06-06-2009, 10:02 PM
Well, if 89 is the highest grade you've given a movie in eight years, you should probably consider a new hobby is all I mean. Sorry for calling out your precious "system".
I agree Theo's scale is a bit on the tough side, but he's one of the more intelligent writers on the net so dismehssing him based solely on that fact is extremehly short-sighted.
And this "system" isn't precious. I use ****s on my site and use the 100-point scale here to mix things up. Very little thought or care goes into the ratings despite when some people here may believe.
Spinal
06-06-2009, 10:03 PM
Anger and resentment still happening ...
Not quite ready for the healing ...
Any minute now. I promise.
MacGuffin
06-06-2009, 10:04 PM
I agree Theo's scale is a bit on the tough side, but he's one of the more intelligent writers on the net so dismehssing him based solely on that fact is extremehly short-sighted.
And this "system" isn't precious. I use ****s on my site and use the 100-point scale here to mix things up. Very little thought or care goes into the ratings despite when some people here may believe.
I wasn't dismissing him. I agree he is a good writer. I also look at your screening log on occasion and find the four star scale much more rewarding as far as instantly seeing how much you enjoyed any movie. I'm not trying to call you out like baby doll would if that is what you are implying.
Watashi
06-06-2009, 10:05 PM
I remember liking monolith's 223 rating system the best.
Watashi
06-06-2009, 10:07 PM
Derek's right. It's all about the person, not on the ratings. I'm real easy to please when it comes to movies, so you tend to see more high ratings from me. You can't sum up one rating system on one person's use of it.
MacGuffin
06-06-2009, 10:08 PM
Derek's right. It's all about the person, not on the ratings. I'm real easy to please when it comes to movies, so you tend to see more high ratings from me. You can't sum up one rating system on one person's use of it.
Fair enough. I guess this all leads back to the "Ratings are fine, words are better" mantra.
Watashi
06-06-2009, 10:12 PM
Ratings are a tricky thing because they can change so often over the course of the day or year. Movies that I will give *** too back in February will drop to **1/2 or ** in the lat months just upon reflection or some insight I find in a critical review (it's already happened twice this year for me). When I walk out of a movie, I generally apply a quick rating from my gut feeling and move on. I don't feel compelled to write about it unless I really feel strongly about it or if someone asks me.
Also, I'm not the one who views the **** rating as some coveted holy grail that should be unleashed on one or two movies a year because it makes me look like a tougher critic.
Bosco B Thug
06-06-2009, 10:16 PM
Five stars is clearly better. Ew, the 5-star scale is for sub-Maltin movie guide writers.
I think it's safe to say that, no 5-star scalers here, right?
MacGuffin
06-06-2009, 10:17 PM
Ew, the 5-star scale is for sub-Maltin movie guide writers.
I think it's safe to say that, no 5-star scalers here, right?
Well, I use it in my screening log. I like stars better than numbers, and it's just the 10 point scale in star format.
Derek
06-06-2009, 10:21 PM
Also, I'm not the one who views the **** rating as some coveted holy grail that should be unleashed on one or two movies a year because it makes me look like a tougher critic.
I do it for the chicks.
DavidSeven
06-06-2009, 10:29 PM
Never used anything other than a true four star scale.
When I see ratings in Spinal or Antoine's signatures, there is no ambiguity there. I can't say the same for various systems others have used (Rosenbaum four stars sans halves and D'angelo 100-scale being the worst, sorry). If it's just about communicating something to a typical movie forum reader then there is one scale that rules above all. But if you got other reasons for doing it your way, more power to you.
Rowland
06-06-2009, 10:40 PM
I just use the system that feels right to me. I don't deliberate over it endlessly like it seems so many here do. A large part of it was that I felt bored giving out so many two-star to three-and-a-half star ratings, which is where I find most movies I watch tend to land. Just as I very rarely disliked a movie enough to give it one star, I very rarely loved a movie quite enough to give it four stars, especially after only one viewing. I don't see what's so pretentious about that. My number system allows me far greater means of differentiation, which I enjoy.
D_Davis
06-07-2009, 12:09 AM
How many bears would it take to kill a T. Rex?
Qrazy
06-07-2009, 12:16 AM
Wikipedia regarding MILF (and no, I did not just go edit the entry):
"The term was popularized by the Hollywood film American Pie (1999),[1] though the origin of the term predates this (the term was already used for years on the Internet)."
My grade school used it pre-internet. Although I suppose it could have been 'online' pre-consumer internet but who knows.
Qrazy
06-07-2009, 12:22 AM
Well, I use it in my screening log. I like stars better than numbers, and it's just the 10 point scale in star format.
Exactly, 10 point scales make more sense to me than 8 point scales.
Spinal
06-07-2009, 12:24 AM
My grade school used it pre-internet. Although I suppose it could have been 'online' pre-consumer internet but who knows.
You guys wanted to fuck mothers in grade school? Wild.
Derek
06-07-2009, 12:28 AM
You guys wanted to fuck mothers in grade school? Wild.
It was more MWBILT* for me. Doesn't quite have the same ring though.
*Mom With Boobies I'd Like to Touch
Arthur Seaton
06-07-2009, 12:32 AM
You guys wanted to fuck mothers in grade school? Wild.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1201/534279445_1e8dec2b13.jpg
Derek
06-07-2009, 12:36 AM
Arthur, you do realize that Spinal can take away half of your rep points if you keep this up, right? ;)
Duncan
06-07-2009, 12:37 AM
Subscribed. Can't wait to see where the discussion leads.
Duncan
06-07-2009, 12:40 AM
How many bears would it take to kill a T. Rex?
What kind of bears are we talking about? Grizzlies? Pandas? I mean, how am I supposed to answer this properly without specifics?
Ezee E
06-07-2009, 12:43 AM
I'm with wats on that my ratings will change throughout the year, up to a full star even.
Boner M
06-07-2009, 12:48 AM
This thread is the match-cut equivalent of the inside of a bathroom stall.
Qrazy
06-07-2009, 12:51 AM
You guys wanted to fuck mothers in grade school? Wild.
You say that like it's odd, you didn't? Or more to the point your grade school cronies buddies weren't spewing forth as much verbal filth as they could possibly come up with? I'm talking fifth/sixth grade here, so 1995-7 or so.
Qrazy
06-07-2009, 12:52 AM
This thread is the match-cut equivalent of the inside of a bathroom stall.
Or rather the inside of the toilet inside that bathroom stall.
balmakboor
06-07-2009, 12:59 AM
Whenever I start trying to rate films I always find myself giving far too many As and Bs or 9s and 10s. I'm either too easy of a grader or I only bother seeing really good movies. I'd rather just write what I have to say about the movie and let the reader conjure up his own idea of what my rating would be.
Spinal
06-07-2009, 01:05 AM
You say that like it's odd, you didn't? Or more to the point your grade school cronies buddies weren't spewing forth as much verbal filth as they could possibly come up with? I'm talking fifth/sixth grade here, so 1995-7 or so.
Maybe by sixth grade, but that wasn't considered grade school where I grew up.
Arthur Seaton
06-07-2009, 01:10 AM
Arthur, you do realize that Spinal can take away half of your rep points if you keep this up, right? ;)
Do you mean neg rape?
Qrazy
06-07-2009, 01:13 AM
Maybe by sixth grade, but that wasn't considered grade school where I grew up.
Mine was K through 8th.
Spinal
06-07-2009, 01:15 AM
Mine was K through 8th.
Cool. Yeah, my kid's school is like that. Kinda wish mine was. Middle school sucked.
Derek
06-07-2009, 01:23 AM
This thread is the match-cut equivalent of the inside of a bathroom stall.
And with this thread, we can now keep the stench of ratings discussions in one confined place. I don't know which mod has janitorial duty in here, but he better have nose plugs handy.
B-side
06-07-2009, 01:27 AM
Thread lacks passive-aggressive condescension.
Duncan
06-07-2009, 01:30 AM
Who's that making foot signals in the stall next to me?
Qrazy
06-07-2009, 01:31 AM
http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/episodeguide/season03/ep29_bunny_mello_car.jpg
Hamsterdam... 'This place is hell itself'.
Qrazy
06-07-2009, 01:33 AM
Thread lacks passive-aggressive condescension.
http://www.spotlight.com/hallfame/portraits/john_cleese.jpg
Ohhhh does it now??
B-side
06-07-2009, 02:18 AM
http://www.spotlight.com/hallfame/portraits/john_cleese.jpg
Ohhhh does it now??
:lol:
trotchky
06-07-2009, 04:14 AM
Hey guys, new rating system, see the sig for details.
Spaceman Spiff
06-07-2009, 05:24 AM
I give this thread 14 out of 6 shillelaghs.
Kurosawa Fan
06-07-2009, 04:08 PM
Cool. Yeah, my kid's school is like that. Kinda wish mine was. Middle school sucked.
Yes. Yes it did. Great name though. Perfectly captures exactly how I feel about it.
trotchky
06-08-2009, 07:30 AM
Middle School sucked, High School sucked, Grade School sucked, school sucks in general.
BuffaloWilder
06-08-2009, 08:07 AM
Hey, did you guys know they make ham with cheese already in it? It's just like regular ham, but with cheese stuck in it!
https://www.wegmans.com/prodimg/836/200/044700011836.jpg
I give it a 5.5, out of a scale of a possible 5.493459.
Wrap your heads around that one.
trotchky
06-08-2009, 08:15 AM
Hey, did you guys know they make ham with cheese already in it? It's just like regular ham, but with cheese stuck in it!
https://www.wegmans.com/prodimg/836/200/044700011836.jpg
I give it a 5.5, out of a scale of a possible 5.493459.
Wrap your heads around that one.
What about ham with raisins? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlSxTS81So)
BuffaloWilder
06-08-2009, 08:17 AM
What about ham with raisins? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlSxTS81So)
Dear god. I give it a 1. A 1 out of a scale of goddammit why would you do that to ham.
origami_mustache
06-08-2009, 12:40 PM
My ratings are all completely and ridiculously arbitrary and most likely very hypocritical and I'm not afraid to admit it.
Kurosawa Fan
06-08-2009, 01:01 PM
My ratings are inconsistent. So are my rankings. An example: recently I put There Will Be Blood in my top 100 for the Match-Cut consensus. A few weeks later, when redoing the 2007 Consensus ballots, I ranked Zodiac ahead of There Will Be Blood, even though the former didn't make my top 100.
I just don't care enough to keep track, and whatever strikes me at the moment is what I put down.
B-side
06-08-2009, 01:08 PM
My ratings are inconsistent. So are my rankings. An example: recently I put There Will Be Blood in my top 100 for the Match-Cut consensus. A few weeks later, when redoing the 2007 Consensus ballots, I ranked Zodiac ahead of There Will Be Blood, even though the former didn't make my top 100.
I just don't care enough to keep track, and whatever strikes me at the moment is what I put down.
Yup. Same here.
Dukefrukem
06-08-2009, 01:13 PM
I care a little. It all depends on how much I liked a film. If I really liked a film, I'll give it an initial rating, but then I need to go to my giant 2009 list and compare it to other films. If I notice there's a film on there that I'd rather watch over the one I just watched, I need to rate the film I just watched lower.
MacGuffin
06-09-2009, 02:17 AM
****: 10, 9
***1/2: 8
***: 7
**1/2: 6
**: 5
*1/2: 4
*: 3
1/2: 2, 1
Zero: 0, obviously
Sycophant
06-09-2009, 03:36 AM
Last Life In the Universe (Pen-Ek Ratanaruang, 2003) -7
I hope there's a space missing here.
Derek
06-09-2009, 03:40 AM
****: 10, 9
***1/2: 8
***: 7
**1/2: 6
**: 5
*1/2: 4
*: 3
1/2: 2, 1
Zero: 0, obviously
Number of times Clipper Ship Captain has changed/abandoned rating scales: 10.
:)
origami_mustache
06-09-2009, 03:55 AM
I hope there's a space missing here.
Yes, in fact I think I'll bump it a half point haha.
MacGuffin
06-09-2009, 03:59 AM
Number of times Clipper Ship Captain has changed/abandoned rating scales: 10.
:)
Yes, indeed. Hope to hear your thoughts on the movie the Wu-Tang loves so much.
Spun Lepton
06-09-2009, 04:02 AM
I was BORN on a ten-point scale!
I was RAISED on a ten-point scale!
I currently LIVE on a ten-point scale!
And I'm'a gonna DIE ON A TEN POINT SCALE!!
And get offa my lawn!
Yxklyx
06-09-2009, 09:12 PM
I've very comfortable with the 10 point scale. After I watch a movie I know that it will be one of at most two adjacent points so I just need to make a single choice (between 7 and 8 for instance). To go to a 100 point scale I would have to compare the rating of a movie I just saw to my ratings of other movies from the same year and assign a corresponding value. Yuk.
Spun Lepton
06-09-2009, 10:01 PM
10 -- Favorite
9 -- Excellent
8 -- Very good
7 -- Good
6 -- All right
5 -- Indifferent
4 -- Not so good
3 -- Bad
2 -- Very bad
1 -- I hate this movie
BuffaloWilder
06-12-2009, 08:56 AM
On a more serious note, I think Trotchky's 'good-really good-etc.,' scale is the most readable. That's just me.
Sycophant
06-12-2009, 03:39 PM
Here, I've developed a new scale:
Reprehensible
Worthless fluff
Passable entertainment
Minor work
Major work
Significant achievement
Sycophant
06-12-2009, 03:44 PM
Also, a blast from the past! Use this report card to score your films!
Writing (Max 12 pts.)
Direction (Max 12 pts.)
Lead performances (Max 13 pts.)
Supporting performances (Max 8 pts.)
Editing (7 pts.)
Music (5 pts.)
Cinematography (8 pts.)
Locations (4 pts.)
Special effects (11 pts.)
Sound clarity (6 pts.)
Sound effects/surround niftiness (7 pts.)
Costume design (6 pts.)
Craft services (1 pts.)
Derek
06-12-2009, 03:50 PM
On a more serious note, I think Trotchky's 'good-really good-etc.,' scale is the most readable. That's just me.
In that you find words more readable than numbers or stars?
trotchky
07-09-2009, 09:46 PM
Thanks for the referral, Derek.
I'll re-post this here:
If perfection is non-existent there's no point in even thinking about it, much less reserving a score for it.
These are my thoughts on Dukefrukem's ratings scale, in which "no movie gets 100."
Note: I'm not saying perfection, as a concept, can't exist, but others are, and if it can't, then we are just tormenting ourselves by reserving this special place for something that cannot be.
Discuss.
http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt79/englishmuse/ScarJo_popcorn.gif
Ivan Drago
07-09-2009, 10:58 PM
The problem I run into with rating movies is tough to explain. Let's just say it results in an 8.5 for Frost/Nixon, and four months later I give an 8 to The Rules of the Game, and mass confusion ensues.
Qrazy
07-09-2009, 11:12 PM
I have subjectified my scale...
Previous Scale:
A - Great
B - Good to Very Good
C - Mediocre to Decent
D - Very bad to Bad
F - Awful
New scale:
A - I loved it.
B - I liked or really liked it.
C - I had major criticisms, I was indifferent or I enjoyed it OK.
D - I disliked it.
F - I truly loathed it.
Sycophant
07-09-2009, 11:14 PM
http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt79/englishmuse/ScarJo_popcorn.gif
We need to keep this gif around.
Ivan Drago
07-10-2009, 01:01 AM
Why not:
10 - Masterpiece
9 - Great
8 - Really Good
7 - Good
6 - Decent
5 - OK
4 - Poor
3 - Bad
2 - Really Bad
1 - Turd Sandwich
ZERO - Cinematic Abortion
baby doll
08-14-2009, 08:30 PM
At least you enjoyed the new Indiana Jones though.A nine for Drag Me to Hell, but only a six for The Hurt Locker? Armond, is that you?
Pop Trash
08-14-2009, 09:09 PM
A nine for Drag Me to Hell, but only a six for The Hurt Locker? Armond, is that you?
I'll defend him and say I thought DMtH was better than The Hurt Locker as well.
baby doll
08-14-2009, 09:38 PM
I'll defend him and say I thought DMtH was better than The Hurt Locker as well.Well, I haven't seen Raimi's film, and it's all relative anyway, but I just think it's interesting that everybody's after Armond White for something that every one does all the time.
soitgoes...
08-14-2009, 09:44 PM
Well, I haven't seen Raimi's film, and it's all relative anyway, but I just think it's interesting that everybody's after Armond White for something that every one does all the time.
But Drag Me to Hell and The Hurt Locker both have plus 90% ratings on RT. Both are accepted critically. Liking DMtH more than The Hurt Locker isn't the same as liking Death Race more than Hunger (or insert other critically acclaimed film).
Kurosawa Fan
08-14-2009, 09:49 PM
A nine for Drag Me to Hell, but only a six for The Hurt Locker? Armond, is that you?
Let me guess, you haven't seen either film, and never will, but would love to argue over their quality?
baby doll
08-14-2009, 09:56 PM
Let me guess, you haven't seen either film, and never will, but would love to argue over their quality?I saw The Hurt Locker, and it at least deserves a seven (meaning simply that it's worthy going out of your way to see it). A nine to me means it's best film of the year material.
Kurosawa Fan
08-14-2009, 09:58 PM
I saw The Hurt Locker, and it at least deserves a seven (meaning simply that it's worthy going out of your way to see it). A nine to me means it's best film of the year material.
Congrats on creating a rating scale. You should be proud.
soitgoes...
08-14-2009, 10:00 PM
I saw The Hurt Locker, and it at least deserves a seven (meaning simply that it's worthy going out of your way to see it). A nine to me means it's best film of the year material.
And? See the film you are questioning before dismissing it.
baby doll
08-14-2009, 10:01 PM
Congrats on creating a rating scale. You should be proud.Well, I don't use the ten-point scale myself, but if you look at Michael Sicinski's web site, he'll only give out a nine once or twice a year. So unless you really, really, really like a film, keep in your pants.
baby doll
08-14-2009, 10:03 PM
And? See the film you are questioning before dismissing it.I'm not saying it's a bad film, but I don't think Kurosawa Fan means to imply that it's a wrap for 2009, and this is the best film we can realistically hope to see this year.
soitgoes...
08-14-2009, 10:04 PM
Well, I don't use the ten-point scale myself, but if you look at Michael Sicinski's web site, he'll only give out a nine once or twice a year. So unless you really, really, really like a film, keep in your pants.
Jesus Christ. I'm sure K-Fan thought that DMtH was just a shade above mediocre when he slapped a 9 next to it in his sig.
baby doll
08-14-2009, 10:05 PM
Jesus Christ. I'm sure K-Fan thought that DMtH was just a shade above mediocre when he slapped a 9 next to it in his sig.Is that how you'd characterize L'Heure d'été (which I haven't seen either): a shade above mediocre?
soitgoes...
08-14-2009, 10:06 PM
I'm not saying it's a bad film, but I don't think Kurosawa Fan means to imply that it's a wrap for 2009, and this is the best film we can realistically hope to see this year.
How do you know? Are you Kurosawa Fan? Surely by now you've come to realize that your tastes aren't quite in line with others.
soitgoes...
08-14-2009, 10:07 PM
Is that how you'd characterize L'Heure d'été (which I haven't seen either): a shade above mediocre?
Yes. If there were boobies, I'd have given it a ten.
Rowland
08-14-2009, 10:13 PM
You know, I haven't seen ואלס עם באשיר yet, but a ***1/2? Really? Many of my trusted critical sources dimissed it as a shade above mediocre, and yet here you are scoring it higher than Allen's L'Barcelona d'Vicky Cristina.
baby doll
08-14-2009, 10:15 PM
How do you know? Are you Kurosawa Fan? Surely by now you've come to realize that your tastes aren't quite in line with others.I don't have a problem with him liking (or even loving) the film; I'm just curious how passionate he is about it. If he only thinks it's a shade above mediocre, and gives it a nine, what score does he give a truly great horror film like Psycho or The Seventh Victim?
soitgoes...
08-14-2009, 10:17 PM
It's not so much that he liked the film, I'm just curious how passionate he is about the film. If he only thinks it's a shade above mediocre, and gives it a nine, what score does he give a truly great horror film like Psycho or The Seventh Victim?
I used the phrase "shade above mediocre" as sarcasm. He never used it. Of course he likes it a lot. He gave it a 9.
If you want to read his thoughts, and his passion for the film, perhaps read them in the Drag Me to Hell thread?
Kurosawa Fan
08-15-2009, 02:11 AM
Well, I don't use the ten-point scale myself, but if you look at Michael Sicinski's web site, he'll only give out a nine once or twice a year. So unless you really, really, really like a film, keep in your pants.
Unlike you, I actually like to think for myself.
baby doll
08-15-2009, 01:18 PM
Unlike you, I actually like to think for myself.I think that's a cheap shot. With any rating system, the key thing is learning to keep it in your pants. If you're whipping out nines and tens left and right, then when you give a movie an eight, it's like you're saying it's only pretty good. So a six for The Hurt Locker is what? Not really worth the time?
Kurosawa Fan
08-15-2009, 02:10 PM
I think that's a cheap shot. With any rating system, the key thing is learning to keep it in your pants. If you're whipping out nines and tens left and right, then when you give a movie an eight, it's like you're saying it's only pretty good. So a six for The Hurt Locker is what? Not really worth the time?
I'm not wasting my time explaining my ratings to you. How many nines and tens have you seen in my signature? How many tens have you ever seen me hand out? The thing is, like every other time you decide to post, you run your mouth about subjects you aren't terribly familiar with, regurgitating other's educated opinions as your own.
I'll keep my rating scale how I like it, and you can stop paying attention to it if it bothers you. Because honestly, I couldn't possibly care less what you think.
megladon8
08-15-2009, 02:45 PM
I don't feel guilty giving out 9's or 10's when I really, really love a movie. I don't give out nearly as many as I did, say, 4 years ago when I was on RT and still a relative newbie to the analysis of movies.
But really, who is anyone to criticize someone else's way of thinking about or rating movies? If I love a movie enough to give it a 9 and you didn't, well, I don't see why there should be any conflict from that. Or the other way - for example, I really can't stand anything I've seen by Godard. I think the highest rating I've given one of his films is a 5. Yet I know he's quite well-renowned and critically loved.
People are different. 'Tis what makes the world (and more specifically, our movie-related discussions) more interesting.
Ezee E
08-15-2009, 02:49 PM
K-Fan is pretty legit in his rating of movies. I don't remember the last time I saw a 9 from him, and I don't even think I've seen a 10 from him.
It may be mind-blowing to baby_doll that he liked a movie that Drag Me To Hell got such a high score. But then again, he hasn't seen the movie, and I also doubt he read why K-Fan liked it so much.
In the end, rating scales are meant for readers to get interested in a certain movie. Right? That's the real purpose, for it to get somebody's attention so that they will also see the movie, and possibly understand their viewpoint if you read their thoughts. Would I see or be interested in a movie from a high score from baby doll? No. K-Fan? Yes.
Ivan Drago
08-15-2009, 03:21 PM
I'm surprised I've been good about keeping 9s and 10s in my pants (I felt weird typing that) over the years. I remember when I was like 14 or 15 and just getting into movies when I was giving every movie I saw a 9 or 10. However I still feel like I like too many movies - there have been only 9 movies that I've first seen this year that I didn't like. But I'd rather watch something good than something like Disaster Movie just so I can see something bad.
Sycophant
08-15-2009, 04:27 PM
Someone, sooner or later, is going to have to post something about wishing he had a 9 or a 10 in his pants to keep. If it doesn't happen soon, I guess I'll have to do it.
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