Folks, this is the best book ever (cheap!)

[number8]

This book will change your life. It will be important to your offspring. Plus, it's totally affordable, considering the awesome message it contains.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425992609

[ledfloyd]

i don't know where to begin.

[number8]

i don't know where to begin.

The "Add to Shopping Cart" button.

[Skitch]

Little pricey. I thought stupid was free?

[Kurosawa Fan]

I love the tags. Hilarious.

[Sycophant]

THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK
THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK
THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK

[Mara]

This lead me to this (http://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Oddities-Weirdness-Books/lm/R11LZ0L58F8SLL/ref=cm_lmt_dtpa_f_2_rdssss0?pf _rd_p=253462201&pf_rd_s=listmania-center&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=1425992609&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0Q1BAH6J71V7Y8A998ZH) list of crazy books on Amazon.

And my family owns one of them. (http://www.amazon.com/Cooking-Jargon-Ernest-Matthew-Mickler/dp/0898151899/ref=cm_lmf_tit_21_rdssss0)

[Kurosawa Fan]

This lead me to this (http://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Oddities-Weirdness-Books/lm/R11LZ0L58F8SLL/ref=cm_lmt_dtpa_f_2_rdssss0?pf _rd_p=253462201&pf_rd_s=listmania-center&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=1425992609&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0Q1BAH6J71V7Y8A998ZH) list of crazy books on Amazon.

And my family owns one of them. (http://www.amazon.com/Cooking-Jargon-Ernest-Matthew-Mickler/dp/0898151899/ref=cm_lmf_tit_21_rdssss0)

I want this one (http://www.amazon.com/Stray-Shopping-Carts-Eastern-America/dp/0810955202/ref=cm_lmf_tit_12_rdssss0).

[Mara]

I kind of have a secret dream, now, that Carlton Mellick III is number8's pen name.

[Mara]

I kind of have a secret dream, now, that Carlton Mellick III is number8's pen name.

Carlton Mellick III has a strange picture on Wikipedia of a bald man with big glasses and mutton chops.

But I think that if number8 was writing under a pen name, he would choose to pretend to be a bald man with big glasses and mutton chops. It makes sense to me.

[number8]

As God would have it, I just created a superhero the other day that has a signature karate attack called the Mutton Chop. It's something he uses more often than his other power, which is throwing acid in someone's face, which he named Side Burn.

He is nameless, but he belongs to a one-man superteam called the Unibrow. He rides a superbike named Handlebars and his weapon is a ten-foot mallet called Mullet.

Though he fights all evil, he does have a mysterious archnemesis named The Five O'Clock Shadow.

[ledfloyd]

do you think the book itself is written in caps?

[lovejuice]

do you think the book itself is written in caps?
that's why it's 628 pages.

[Wryan]

From one of its glowing testimonials:

"Having sex without making babies is akin to eating a large, moist, hot, panting piece of chocolate cake without washing your plate afterwards. Where is the fun in that?"