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Spinal
11-16-2007, 05:44 PM
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Paris, je t'aime (Various, 2006)

Montmartre (Bruno Podalydès) -- Finding a soulmate is sort of like finding a parking space in Paris. Or something like that. Not terribly memorable, but kinda cute I guess. **1/2

Quais de Seine (Quais de Seine) -- Film as mini-lecture on how Islam offers women self-respect and security. Okey dokey. Good performances from the young actors, but I found this one somewhat off-putting. **

Le Marais (Gus Van Sant) -- Van Sant is hit or miss for me. This one was a definite miss as the director trots out more cute boys (he's certainly got a type, doesn't he?) for a banal, talky exercise in miscommunication. *1/2

Tuileries (Coen Brothers) -- Now we're talking. Instantly, we know we're in good hands with a fantastic reveal of Buscemi's unmistakable face. Coens take a simple premise and make it explode with humor and style. Loads of fun. ***1/2

Loin du 16ème (Walter Salles/Daniela Thomas) -- A song sung twice. The difference between the two moments is subtle, but important. A nifty idea, but this did not leave a lasting impression. **1/2

Porte de Choisy (Christopher Doyle) -- I'm not really sure what was going on here, but it was so odd that I almost liked it. Almost. A bald man aids Asian women with their hair care problems and helps them to look like celebrities. I liked the moment of the Buddhist monk taking away his cell phone. **1/2

Bastille (Isabel Coixet) -- Unbearable little film about a cheating husband who recommits to his wife after she reveals new information. Poor use of voiceover and emotional manipulation. *1/2

Place des Victoires (Nobuhiro Suwa) -- Now here's an excellent use of emotional manipulation. Suwa's film is peculiar and yet deeply moving, in no small part due to Binoche's central performance. Loved Dafoe as the Cowboy. Brought me to tears. ****

Tour Eiffel (Sylvain Chomet) -- Brilliant idea. Amour between fat mimes and the ramifications for their love child. Just brilliant. Execution is hilarious and shows a definite sense of style. Unpredictable and zany without becoming tiresome. Good stuff. ***1/2

Parc Monceau (Alfonso Cuarón) -- Major disappointment here. Ludivine Sagnier is utterly wasted here as Cuarón follows a conversation between father and daughter in an unbroken shot down a dimly lit Parisian street. 'Twist' at the end makes you think "that's it?" Cuarón's on autopilot here, but he was probably tired after Children of Men I suppose. *1/2

Quartier des Enfants Rouges (Olivier Assayas) -- Maggie Gyllenhaal plays an actress who is a lot like Maggie Gyllenhaal. She has a flirtatious encounter with her drug dealer and then gets high. When she wants more of the good stuff, he doesn't show up. The point of this film eluded me. **

Place des Fêtes (Oliver Schmitz) -- A man dying in the street has met his paramedic before, but she initially does not remember. As she offers him medical attention, he reminds her and we see their encounter in flashback. Great use of song and irony. Powerful final image. ***

Pigalle (Richard LaGravenese) -- Bob Hoskins and Fanny Ardant get frisky, playing an elaborate game designed to spice up their relationship. The actors are charming, but this seems like rudimentary stuff in comparison to some of the other work on display. I was glad when it was over. **

Quartier de la Madeleine (Vincenzo Natali) -- Well, hello! Natali goes for something completely different and it pays off beautifully. This dark erotic fantasy was most welcome amid all the naturalistic conversation pieces. Creepy, comic and sexy. ***1/2

Père-Lachaise (Wes Craven) -- Wretched, dopey short about a couple having a petty spat near the grave of Oscar Wilde. No style. No point. Craven is outclassed by the rest of the field. *

Faubourg Saint-Denis (Tom Tykwer) -- More than anyone, Tykwer takes us on an extraordinary journey, showing us an entire relationship from the awkward beginning to a critical moment where all seems lost. A beautiful expression of the intensity and irrationality of love. ***1/2

Quartier Latin (Frédéric Auburtin and Gérard Depardieu) -- It took two people to direct this? Seriously. A five minute conversation in a restaurant between Ben Gazarra and Gena Rowlands and you need two directors? The old married couple trade a few barbs, but it's doubtful that you will care. *1/2

14ème Arrondissement (Alexander Payne) -- Payne's central character is a lonely Denver postal worker who has not been in a serious relationship for over a decade. She wanders the city by herself, but ends up finding love anyway. Good use of voiceover and ultimately moving. A nice capper. ***

The project as a whole: Definitely some highs and lows and the piece doesn't really cohere into a tangible statement on love or Paris or love in Paris. But still, it's worth sitting through the low points to be able to appreciate those who rise to the occasion.

[***]

Lucky
11-16-2007, 07:22 PM
I was just about to start this one. Maybe I'll take notes so I can do a breakdown review as well.

Kurosawa Fan
11-16-2007, 07:26 PM
Very cool. This is the next film in my queue. Looking forward to it.

MadMan
11-16-2007, 08:35 PM
Interesting. I didn't know this project existed. At the very least it sounds like really cool idea but not particularly greatly executed. If I get the chance I'll probably view all of the films though.

Boner M
11-16-2007, 08:55 PM
I've forgotten just about all of this (and slept through a few), save for Payne's and the Coens'. I thought Cuaron's and Assayas' were better than most simply because they're allowed to indulge in their style which I'm fond of, and I liked the Rowlands' and Gazzara only to see them united again. That's an indication of how impoverished the whole endeavour is. Meh.

Spinal
11-16-2007, 08:58 PM
I've forgotten just about all of this (and slept through a few), save for Payne's and the Coens'. I thought Cuaron's and Assayas' were better than most simply because they're allowed to indulge in their style which I'm fond of, and I liked the Rowlands' and Gazzara only to see them united again. That's an indication of how impoverished the whole endeavour is. Meh.

But ... fat mimes!

Boner M
11-16-2007, 09:00 PM
But ... fat mimes!
Annoying.

Derek
11-16-2007, 09:01 PM
But ... fat mimes!

Along with the Coen's, this is the one I'm most looking forward to since I love Triplets of Belleville. I should hopefully get to it in the next few days.

Spinal
11-16-2007, 09:02 PM
Annoying.

Well ... yeah. That was where the humor in the piece comes from. Remember the guy in the jail cell pleading to get out. That's comedy.

Boner M
11-16-2007, 09:07 PM
Well ... yeah. That was where the humor in the piece comes from. Remember the guy in the jail cell pleading to get out. That's comedy.
Intention of annoyance does not negate annoyance.

But... I dunno, I was in a kinda unforgiving mood when I saw it. I guess I'll head over to youtube and give it another chance, since I dug Belleville plenty.

I also agree with Sicinski (http://academichack.net/reviewsJune2007.htm#Paris) when he says "In 2006, executing a project like this without the participation of Guy Maddin is pretty much inexcusable."

Spinal
11-16-2007, 09:13 PM
Intention of annoyance does not negate annoyance.

But the goal was not to annoy the viewer. It was to entertain the viewer with an annoying character. I mean, the Little Tramp is pretty annoying if you get right down to it.

lovejuice
11-16-2007, 09:59 PM
Loin du 16ème (Walter Salles/Daniela Thomas)

Porte de Choisy (Christopher Doyle)

Place des Victoires (Nobuhiro Suwa)

Tour Eiffel (Sylvain Chomet)

Père-Lachaise (Wes Craven)

14ème Arrondissement (Alexander Payne)

i like Loin du 16ème much more than you do. i think doyle's a wretch. i have to watch the movie twice, and for the second time i close my eye during Porte de Choisy. agree that Place des Victoires's wonderful. Tour Eiffel is good in a sense that anything with a mime should at least be this good. i kinda like craven's section. pretty low-key but great pay off. besides it's good to see sewell. my friends and i, we all love 14ème Arrondissement, but you are right, it works so well mostly because it's a capper.

DSNT
11-16-2007, 09:59 PM
Nice post. I pretty much agree with your entire assessment, except I like the Payne short more and hated Chris Doyle's. Place des Victoires and Quartier de la Madeleine didn't do much for me either.

Unfortunately about half of the vignettes are so forgettable, but the good ones make up for it.

Top 5:

1. Tuileries (Coen)
2. 14ème Arrondissement (Payne)
3. Faubourg Saint-Denis (Tykwer)
4. Place des Fêtes (Schmitz)
5. Tour Eiffel (Chomet)

lovejuice
11-16-2007, 10:05 PM
Nice post. I pretty much agree with your entire assessment, except I like the Payne short more and hated Chris Doyle's. Place des Victoires and Quartier de la Madeleine didn't do much for me either.


at first i feel the same for Quartier de la Madeleine, but after dating a girl with fangs, this one is fast becoming my favorite. :P

Melville
11-16-2007, 11:29 PM
I mean, the Little Tramp is pretty annoying if you get right down to it.
:sad:

jesse
11-16-2007, 11:35 PM
Bah, Craven's was my favorite and Van Sant nailed that homoerotic awkwardness when you're trying to figure out if someone you're interested in is gay or not.

And I found the Coen's contribution really tiresome. But I've never really liked them anyway.

I came to a similar conclusion though--I enjoyed it a lot overall.

Spinal
11-17-2007, 12:04 AM
Bah, Craven's was my favorite and Van Sant nailed that homoerotic awkwardness when you're trying to figure out if someone you're interested in is gay or not.

And I found the Coen's contribution really tiresome. But I've never really liked them anyway.


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Spinal
11-17-2007, 12:05 AM
:sad:

Well, isn't he? Always kicking people in the butt when their back is turned the other way.

lovejuice
11-17-2007, 12:30 AM
Bah, Craven's was my favorite and Van Sant nailed that homoerotic awkwardness when you're trying to figure out if someone you're interested in is gay or not.


agree with craven's. in fact seeing his name right after Quartier de la Madeleine is a cute nudge to audiences. and he does a pretty good job being himself and fitting in with the rest of the movie.

Melville
11-17-2007, 12:39 AM
Well, isn't he? Always kicking people in the butt when their back is turned the other way.
Yeah, but he's such a little trooper. All he ever wanted was a beautiful woman on his arm, a plate of food on his table, and a home on big rock candy mountain. :cry:

Ezee E
11-17-2007, 12:58 AM
Heh, I just watched this and I already forgot a few of them.

Grouchy
11-17-2007, 01:25 AM
Loved: Coen Brothers, Nobuhiro Suwa, Sylvain Chomet, Gerard Depardieu, Alexander Payne, Oliver Schmitz.

Liked: Walter Salles, Isabel Coixet, Olivier Assayas, Alfonso Cuarón, Richard LaGravenese, Vicenzo Natali.

Hated: Tom Twyker, Wes Craven, Gus Van Sant, Christopher Doyle, Quais de Seine, Bruno Podalydès.

Lucky
11-21-2007, 10:42 PM
Looking back, I don't have much to say about some of these, but I'll comment here and there.

Montmartre (Bruno Podalydès) -- Started out on a bad foot. The voiceover was very intrusive and I could sense the presence of the writer. Nothing else was particularly memorable to me. *.5

Quais de Seine (Quais de Seine) -- Enjoyable, if not a bit cliched, little ditty of love at first sight. What elevates this one is the fact that the characters were fully realized in the short time they had. I was given enough to really feel like I knew them. ***

Le Marais (Gus Van Sant) -- *

Tuileries (Coen Brothers) -- The Coen Brothers are on my list of misunderstood directors. Everyone else sees something I don't with them, but I still enjoy most of their work. This was one of the most stylish pieces in the entire film, I just felt like it didn't quite fit. Entertaining in its own regard, however, and it was nice to see Buscemi as the first familiar face. ***

Loin du 16ème (Walter Salles/Daniela Thomas) -- **1/2

Porte de Choisy (Christopher Doyle) -- I don't think I understood this one at all, but it had a beautiful final image and I somewhat enjoyed the ride there. **

Bastille (Isabel Coixet) -- I have to disagree with Spinal here, I found this to be one of the more emotionally affecting pieces in the film. Unlike the first segment, the voiceover here was used to propel the narrative instead of just spouting off random facts about the protagonist. There was some memorable dialogue in there, as well. ***.5

Place des Victoires (Nobuhiro Suwa) -- ***

Tour Eiffel (Sylvain Chomet) -- I was waiting for this one since the start. I expected the whole film to be filled with French zaniness like this. Very suitable for the iconic Paris monument, as it's one of the best pieces of the project. ****

Parc Monceau (Alfonso Cuarón) -- *1/2

Quartier des Enfants Rouges (Olivier Assayas) -- I thought Gyllenhaal really shone here. Her charm lifted this above the average bar. ***

Place des Fêtes (Oliver Schmitz) -- This was about the point where these meet-cutes were starting to get tiresome. It's unfortunate I take its position in the movie as a strike against it, but it's going to take something original to keep me interested from now on. **

Pigalle (Richard LaGravenese) -- *

Quartier de la Madeleine (Vincenzo Natali) -- This completely unexpected, overstyled gothic romance turned out to be my favorite. It wisely avoids any dialogue but is supported by a beautiful score. Sumptuous cinematography aids this delicious, dark tale of supernatural lust. ****

Père-Lachaise (Wes Craven) -- *.5

Faubourg Saint-Denis (Tom Tykwer) -- The monologue of the relationship was a very fine piece of editing work. ***

Quartier Latin (Frédéric Auburtin and Gérard Depardieu) -- Spinal already nailed this one. *1/2

14ème Arrondissement (Alexander Payne) -- Probably the most heartwarming of all, as the protagonist was such a pleasure to root for. A simple woman looking for love. I'm glad she found it. A beautiful capper that left a sweet aftertaste in my mouth about the whole experience. ***.5

The project as a whole: I nearly agree with Spinal on all accounts except for Bastille. It's easy to overlook the missteps since nothing overstays its welcome. It's a shame that there wasn't more a unifying theme, though, as I think that ultimately makes it less of a film and more of a collection.

I give it *** as well.

eternity
02-09-2008, 08:08 PM
Montmarte- Kind of boring, not much going on, kind of weak. * 1/2

Quais de Seine- Funny, sweet, definitely feels a lot more human and real than Montmarte did, even though two of the three friends were total jackasses. A bit preachy, but whatever. *** 1/2

Le Marais- Gus Van Sant is great when he's not so damn indulgent in his gaggotry. It's like he jerks off to his own fantasies on screen with the same stereotypes and laughable chemistry that doesn't work and feels so artificial. *

Tuileries- The Coen's created something menacingly awkward, very detailed on the barrier between American tourists and French people, and how misunderstandings can be created so damn easily. It's basically a five minute explination of Steve Buscemi. ***

Loin Du 16eme- It's subtle, not necessarily effective in any way. **

Porte de Choisy- This is really damn weird. This should have probably been the first short of the movie, would have set it up well. ** 1/2

Bastille- The voiceover and other things made it a bit too self aware to be effectively emotional. Way too much tell, not any sort of show. **

Place des Victoires- There are still cowboys. Yep, there's still cowboys. Binoche was great, and it has more than Bastille, but it wasn't great. ** 1/2

Tour Eiffel- Whimsical is the word for it, sound effects were hilarious. But god damn, is everyone making out in Paris? Or beating the shit out of other people? I wonder what two mimes conceiving would look like. ****

Parc Monceau- God dammit Alfonso Cuaron. *

Quartier des Enfants Rouges- Good to see Maggie Gyllenhaal tripping balls. Not much bad to say about this one, it's accomplished well enough. ***

Place des Fetes- Well this is absolutely random and lame, isn't it. *

Pigalle- If anything, it's tense. It kind of works, but the rest of the reactions in this thread kind of say it all. **

Quartier de la Madeleine- Incredibly stylized and cool, almost Frank Miller esque in a way, definitely doesn't fit with the rest of the film at all, but it's pretty awesome. When they start drinking each other's blood, I lost it. ****

Père-Lachaise- Having Wes Craven after Madeleine should have fit perfectly, but it doesn't. "OMG, you're so disrespectful, stop making fun of my love for Oscar Wilde! We aren't getting married anymore, dammit!", and it just got worse from there. *

Faubourg Saint-Denis- Girls and their breakup metaphors, gotta love it. Pretty well conceived, acted, written, edited piece of work from Twyker, the eccentricism of it all made it a lot more involving than a lot of the shorts in this. Had me thoroughly befuddled. ****

14 Arrondissement- What I would expect from Payne, the most fitting part of the entire film that fit the theme that most of the directors were going for, but couldn't accomplish it. The last short of the film was the one that nailed it perfectly. ****
Quartier Latin- Is it wrong I wanted it to end a minute in? Crimmany. *

megladon8
02-09-2008, 08:51 PM
I haven't seen the film, but Wes Craven's name seems incredibly out-of-place in that list of directors.

It's like "One Of These Things Is Not Like the Others".

Wryan
02-10-2008, 03:51 PM
I enjoyed the collection a lot and found good things in most if not all of the shorts. Some weren't as engaging but most were average for me, some rose above.

lovejuice
02-10-2008, 10:14 PM
i don't get the dislike for craven's Père-Lachaise. it's not excellent, but cute, signaturic (he can stay being craven while submerging himself to the overall concept), and if anything definitely not the least of the bunch (doyle's Porte de Choisy is definitely that.)

on the contrary i don't get Tour Eiffel. come on, people! anything with a mime in it should be at worst this good.

Spinal
02-11-2008, 05:50 AM
on the contrary i don't get Tour Eiffel.

Fat mimes!