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megladon8
11-02-2008, 12:51 PM
A new horror film from the wonder-team of Michael Bay and David Goyer.

Trailer is here. (http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/theunborn/large.html)

:lol:
The Mike
11-02-2008, 05:40 PM
REMAR! :)
megladon8
11-03-2008, 12:42 AM
I love that Odette Yustmann seems to want her own career now.

I think she'll only ever be remembered as "that chick from Cloverfield".
The Mike
11-03-2008, 02:39 AM
I love that Odette Yustmann seems to want her own career now.

I think she'll only ever be remembered as "that chick from Cloverfield".Wasn't she also "slow-motion screaming chick from Transformers"?

Either way, she's hot. I'll watch it for free.
Dukefrukem
11-03-2008, 03:57 AM
i like it
megladon8
11-03-2008, 04:03 AM
Wasn't she also "slow-motion screaming chick from Transformers"?

Either way, she's hot. I'll watch it for free.


http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/9171/oyrz6.jpg

Eh...nice face, but I don't like women that'll shatter if I cough.
The Mike
11-03-2008, 04:31 AM
You know how tiny chicks like tiny dogs? For an overweight guy, the equivalent of the tiny dog is the tiny chick. So it works for me, in an Of Mice and Men kind of way.
megladon8
11-03-2008, 04:37 AM
You know how tiny chicks like tiny dogs? For an overweight guy, the equivalent of the tiny dog is the tiny chick. So it works for me, in an Of Mice and Men kind of way.


:lol:

She's actually not short or anything. 5'7.

I'm just not into the skeletal thing.
Morris Schæffer
11-03-2008, 10:43 AM
Her arms appear really fragile.
Cult
11-04-2008, 07:08 AM
Her arms appear really fragile.
Yeah, that's pretty disgusting. I didn't even notice it until Meg's comment. She doesn't look that skinny in the trailer, maybe it's an old pic.

Anyway, the movie looks promising in the camp value department.
Dukefrukem
10-18-2009, 07:45 PM
It's too bad. This movie actually has some legitimate scares and some of the effects are well done. The story is horrendous though, and its one of those horror movies that falls into the trap where 1 person knows everything about what's going on and must warn/teach the people who are being affected by the <insert curse, haunting, demon etc>. There's always one who knows everything and many who know nothing...

Btw, Odette Yustman is now hotter than Megan Fox.
Ivan Drago
10-18-2009, 09:21 PM
Somehow I knew you would bump this thread.
Dukefrukem
10-18-2009, 10:41 PM
Somehow I knew you would bump this thread.

Just a matter of time before I saw it.

Did anyone else see it?
angrycinephile
10-18-2009, 11:57 PM
Odette Yustman is indeed hotter than Megan Fox.

As for the movie... about the most generic horror film I've seen in a while. Oh, and I thought in was in bad taste to use the tragedy of the Holocaust and the concentration camps as some sort of cheap plot twist.

"Let's finish what we started in Auschwitz" might be the most unintentionally funny line of the year though.
Philosophe_rouge
10-19-2009, 12:45 AM
I saw it yesterday and yep, terrible
Henry Gale
10-19-2009, 03:49 AM
Watched this months ago for lawls with a bunch of friends, but it barely even amused us with those expectations. After such a ridiculous trailer it was just so dull. Not even Gary Oldman / Stringer Bell team-ups came close to saving it. :sad:

Yustman is hot. This movie is ain't, etc.

Jumby wants to be born now!
Dukefrukem
10-19-2009, 12:01 PM
How good are those underwear scenes though?

And non of you mentioned the ending... predictable as shit. Esp the scenes in the nightclub.
Spun Lepton
10-23-2009, 04:04 AM
Spoil the ending for me, I won't be seeing it any time soon.
Henry Gale
10-23-2009, 06:32 PM
Spoil the ending for me, I won't be seeing it any time soon.

I don't even know...

Main girl's boyfriend (who maybe got 10 minutes of screentime) get possessed and then she stabs him, but then he turns back to normal to do his "I love you"'s and whatnot before dyin'. We then see things resolve and quiet down. We see her holding a pregnancy test and it's positive(!) as the movie kind of dwells on it for a while showing flashbacks in a non-Saw crazy twist way. Then we they zip ahead in time and show it's twins on the ultrasound, then:

Written and Directed by
David S. Goyer

WHAT.
SHOCKED.

You could argue that it makes more sense having seen the rest of the movie, but you'd also be implying that that's worthwhile.
Dukefrukem
10-25-2009, 09:17 PM
Spoil the ending for me, I won't be seeing it any time soon.

Henry Gale's summary is accurate, but there's a scene in a nightclub where everyone is dancing, and suddenly the main girl gets dizzy and runs to the bathroom to throw up in the toilet. There was a sex scene between her and her boyfriend earlier and the first thing I thought of after she threw up was she was pregnant. Morning sickness. Or evening sickness. OR whatever you want to call it.