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Watashi
10-31-2008, 07:33 PM
Some of these are pretty easy, but no cheating please.

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1. High School Musical 3 is now about indoctrinating a captive audience to buy hype and follow consumerist routine. It might make millions, but it’s a betrayal. (answered by NickGlass)

2. Rohmer dramatizes philosophy in The Romance of Astrea and Celadon while Vicky Cristina Barcelona dabbles in profundity. (answered by transmogrifier)

3. W. is the best example of American filmmaking courage since Munich. (answered by Fezzik)

4. The Dark Knight is a highly questionable pop enterprise. Forty-two-year-old movie lovers can’t tell 21-year-old movie lovers why; 21 can only know by getting to be 42. But I'll try. (answered by trotchky)

5. It’s clear that ___________ isn’t exploring alienation; it’s exploiting Western elitism, denying the hope immigrants bring to a new land such as Spielberg complexly dramatized in The Terminal.

6. At nearly 3 hours, these characters’ motivations remain bunched-up and attenuated except for moments of romantic pique and jealous infatuation. The Assassination of Jesse James is the silliest-solemnest art-western in years. (answered by NickGlass)

7. Maybe it’s just a genre picture, but scene after scene in __________ displays vitality and wit. This is the year’s first good-looking and fully enjoyable American movie.

8. Reveling in bloodlust is too much like torture-porn, too analogous to Abu Ghraib. Sweeney Todd should have offered the giddy sanity of De Palma’s Grand Guignol musical, Phantom of the Paradise, not pseudo-operatic gravitas. (answered by Fezzik)

9. Yet, There Will Be Blood isn’t a unifying American epic like Giant or The Best Years of Our Lives; it’s the Worst Years of Our History, a post-Iraq War Termigant. (answered by transmogrifier)

10. Cache lacks the genuine political inquiry of Alain Resnais’ 1964 Muriel, which palpably manipulated vision and time as cinematic properties that better examined the moral complexity of France’s then-hot Algerian predicament. (answered by Raiders)

NickGlass
10-31-2008, 08:01 PM
1. _________ is now about indoctrinating a captive audience to buy hype and follow consumerist routine. It might make millions, but it’s a betrayal.

High School Musical 3



3. ________ is the best example of American filmmaking courage since Munich.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull



5. It’s clear that ___________ isn’t exploring alienation; it’s exploiting Western elitism, denying the hope immigrants bring to a new land such as Spielberg complexly dramatized in The Terminal.

The Visitor?


6. At nearly 3 hours, these characters’ motivations remain bunched-up and attenuated except for moments of romantic pique and jealous infatuation. _________ is the silliest-solemnest art-western in years.

Assassination of Jesse James?

Watashi
10-31-2008, 08:04 PM
High School Musical 3 and Assassination of Jesse James are correct.

MacGuffin
10-31-2008, 08:12 PM
I agree with Armond White re: TAOJJBTCRF.

Raiders
10-31-2008, 08:25 PM
8. Reveling in bloodlust is too much like torture-porn, too analogous to Abu Ghraib. _________ should have offered the giddy sanity of De Palma’s Grand Guignol musical, Phantom of the Paradise, not pseudo-operatic gravitas.

Redacted?

number8
10-31-2008, 08:33 PM
3. ________ is the best example of American filmmaking courage since Munich.

Delta Farce.

Fezzik
10-31-2008, 08:44 PM
Some of these are pretty easy, but no cheating please.

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2. Rohmer dramatizes philosophy in The Romance of Astrea and Celadon while _________ dabbles in profundity.



No idea.


3. ________ is the best example of American filmmaking courage since Munich.



W


4. _________ is a highly questionable pop enterprise. Forty-two-year-old movie lovers can’t tell 21-year-old movie lovers why; 21 can only know by getting to be 42. But I'll try.

I'll abstain from this one because I just read this review yesterday.


5. It’s clear that ___________ isn’t exploring alienation; it’s exploiting Western elitism, denying the hope immigrants bring to a new land such as Spielberg complexly dramatized in The Terminal.

Hancock.


7. Maybe it’s just a genre picture, but scene after scene in __________ displays vitality and wit. This is the year’s first good-looking and fully enjoyable American movie.

Iron Man (psshaw, right)


8. Reveling in bloodlust is too much like torture-porn, too analogous to Abu Ghraib. _________ should have offered the giddy sanity of De Palma’s Grand Guignol musical, Phantom of the Paradise, not pseudo-operatic gravitas.

Sweeney Todd


9. Yet, __________ isn’t a unifying American epic like Giant or The Best Years of Our Lives; it’s the Worst Years of Our History, a post-Iraq War Termigant.

No Country for Old Men.


10. _________ lacks the genuine political inquiry of Alain Resnais’ 1964 Muriel, which palpably manipulated vision and time as cinematic properties that better examined the moral complexity of France’s then-hot Algerian predicament.

No fricken clue.

dreamdead
10-31-2008, 08:50 PM
7. Maybe it’s just a genre picture, but scene after scene in __________ displays vitality and wit. This is the year’s first good-looking and fully enjoyable American movie.

8. Reveling in bloodlust is too much like torture-porn, too analogous to Abu Ghraib. _________ should have offered the giddy sanity of De Palma’s Grand Guignol musical, Phantom of the Paradise, not pseudo-operatic gravitas.


7) Max Payne?
8) Stop-Loss?

transmogrifier
10-31-2008, 08:57 PM
2. Rohmer dramatizes philosophy in The Romance of Astrea and Celadon while _________ dabbles in profundity.

Vicki Cristina Barcelona


9. Yet, __________ isn’t a unifying American epic like Giant or The Best Years of Our Lives; it’s the Worst Years of Our History, a post-Iraq War Termigant.

There Will Be Blood


10. _________ lacks the genuine political inquiry of Alain Resnais’ 1964 Muriel, which palpably manipulated vision and time as cinematic properties that better examined the moral complexity of France’s then-hot Algerian predicament.

Adoration

Watashi
10-31-2008, 09:49 PM
trans and Fezzik got some right.

trotchky
10-31-2008, 10:07 PM
4. _________ is a highly questionable pop enterprise. Forty-two-year-old movie lovers can’t tell 21-year-old movie lovers why; 21 can only know by getting to be 42. But I'll try.

The Dark Knight

Raiders
10-31-2008, 10:38 PM
10. _________ lacks the genuine political inquiry of Alain Resnais’ 1964 Muriel, which palpably manipulated vision and time as cinematic properties that better examined the moral complexity of France’s then-hot Algerian predicament.

I haven't seen it, but sorta sounds like Cache.

eternity
10-31-2008, 10:42 PM
#4 is from The Dark Knight.

EDIT: Trotchky beat me to it.

Sxottlan
11-01-2008, 06:08 AM
5. It’s clear that ___________ isn’t exploring alienation; it’s exploiting Western elitism, denying the hope immigrants bring to a new land such as Spielberg complexly dramatized in The Terminal.

Rainbow Bright: The Movie.

ledfloyd
11-01-2008, 06:54 AM
7. Maybe it’s just a genre picture, but scene after scene in __________ displays vitality and wit. This is the year’s first good-looking and fully enjoyable American movie.

the brave one?

Wryan
11-04-2008, 09:20 PM
5. It’s clear that ___________ isn’t exploring alienation; it’s exploiting Western elitism, denying the hope immigrants bring to a new land such as Spielberg complexly dramatized in The Terminal.

Shanghai Noon.

/not a serious guess

Boner M
11-04-2008, 10:06 PM
5 - Eastern Promises?

The Mike
11-04-2008, 10:09 PM
7 is either Iron Man or a falsity.

Watashi
11-05-2008, 12:39 AM
5 is Eastern Promises

7 is Never Back Down

Ezee E
11-05-2008, 01:22 AM
That Eastern Promises quote makes no sense at all.

SirNewt
11-05-2008, 04:09 AM
5. It’s clear that ___________ isn’t exploring alienation; it’s exploiting Western elitism, denying the hope immigrants bring to a new land such as Spielberg complexly dramatized in The Terminal.



The Visitor

EDIT: oops, I agree with E.