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Scar
11-14-2007, 05:31 PM
I don't do lists, so these will be presented in no particular order, and I have no idea how many there will be.....

Oh, and if you're easily offended by harsh language, you'll want to stay away....

Kurosawa Fan
11-14-2007, 05:33 PM
*subscribes*

Scar
11-14-2007, 05:34 PM
Abandoned Grocery Carts

http://www.spider-awards.com/AwardsPass/WINNERS-NOMINEES/PRO-still/images/3__Runaway-Shopping-Cart.jpg

You lazy cocksucking fucks. Is it really that hard to put your fucking grocery cart away? There are stalls EVERYWHERE. Hell, it could do you some good to get just a stitch of exercise. My God, and to you wankers who leave the carts less then 20 feet from a stall, you fucking suck. Really.

MadMan
11-14-2007, 05:36 PM
:lol: Scar. I like this thread already.

Kurosawa Fan
11-14-2007, 05:37 PM
HELL YEAH!!! I put my cart away every time I shop. It pisses me off when it's busy at the store and there are various parking spaces taken up by stray shopping carts. Not to mention the nicks and scratches from the carts rolling into your car while you're in the store.

Scar
11-14-2007, 05:40 PM
Ghetto Rides / Big Rims

http://www.planetkris.com/images/ghetto_rider.jpg

Rule #1: Your rims and tires should not be worth more then your fucking car.

Rule #2: If you own a truck or SUV, you are not allowed to own monstrous fucking rims with just a shred of rubber. You don't need a fucking truck or SUV. You're the type of person who cries if a spot of fucking mud ends up on your SUV/truck. Guess what fuckers? They're designed for work, and for going off-road from time to time. If your excuse is because its 'the thing to do', then I give you the coveted "Your a Fucking Goddamned DumbAss" Award.

MadMan
11-14-2007, 05:45 PM
Rims are stupid to begin with. I don't see the point of them. Also I think that many people who own SUV's may be "compensating for something" if you get my drift ;)

Scar
11-14-2007, 05:50 PM
Poachers

http://photos.mongabay.com/06/1208gorilla5.jpg

http://www.wildlife-pictures-online.com/image-files/dead_elephant-7208.jpg

If it were legal to hunt poachers, I would. They sicken and disgust me. Whether its in Minnesota, Wisconsin, or Africa and Asia, poachers don't deserve to breathe. I read an article in Newsweek awhile back about a group of gorillas getting gunned down, and it really pissed me off. They reflect poorly on good hunters. But more importantly, they are driving certain species to the brink of extinction.

Sycophant
11-14-2007, 05:55 PM
Well played, Scar. Well played.

jenniferofthejungle
11-14-2007, 05:57 PM
Agreed on all so far.

Scar
11-14-2007, 06:11 PM
Half-Wit Hunters

http://www.ohiogamefishing.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=81 50&stc=1&d=1177287780

You're the reason I hunt on private land, and, fuck, sometimes I still have to deal with you. I told a guy off at work who says that he uses every bullet in his gun when he hunts. Fuck. That. If more often then not it takes more than one shot to drop your deer, you shouldn't be in the woods. There's nothing quite like sitting in your deer stand on opening morning and hearing:
"Bam!"
.
"Bam,bam,bam,bam,bam,bam!"

And then there are those who drive deer. You ever seen what these deer look like when they get to the slaughterhouse? They're shot to shit, and there's not much meat left. Get the fuck out of the woods, turn in your gun.

D_Davis
11-14-2007, 06:16 PM
Poachers should be dropped off, naked, in the middle of Africa, with no supplies.

Scar
11-14-2007, 06:16 PM
Westboro Baptist Church

http://www.quest-online.com/NewFiles/images/WestboroWackos.jpg

Die.

Philosophe_rouge
11-14-2007, 06:19 PM
Totally agree with all your choices so far. I also hate hunters who blatantly disobey the laws, hunting too close to residents, roads. Or hunting at night with those high beam lights. Bastards.

Raiders
11-14-2007, 06:20 PM
Westboro Baptist Church

Yes. This made me physically sick to my stomach.

DavidSeven
11-14-2007, 06:25 PM
You lazy cocksucking fucks.

Subscribed.

Sycophant
11-14-2007, 06:29 PM
My then-roommate once was watching a YouTube video with those Westboro bastards. They were singing a song about how God hates America, fags, and... I don't know. Everything. It struck me that they sounded like a parody, a big joke. But they aren't. They're horrible, hateful people that for some reason get off on disturbing other people's already distrubed peace.

My friend continued to watch these videos of these terrible people, hating them of course, but still enjoying and fascinated by the absurdity of it on some level. I had enough and left the room in disgust. I can take no pleasure in these sick hijinks.

Scar
11-14-2007, 06:35 PM
The Minnesota Vikings

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/a/a8/MinnesotaVikings_1000.png

So this must be what its like to be in an abusive relationship? I love you so much, yet you bring me nothing but grief and despair, and flat out rage. You're a 20 point underdog? Fuck that, I'm still rooting for you. Hell, I'll keep watching until its mathematically impossible for you (or The Patriots) to score the necessary points. You are why I drink.

Scar
11-14-2007, 06:38 PM
Diet Pop (w/ Combo Meal)

http://www.spimarketing.com/photos/client_2.jpg

I have no qualms with diet soda on its own. I occassionally will have one. But....

"I'll take a supersized #4 value meal.... With a Diet."

*nervous twitch*

jenniferofthejungle
11-14-2007, 06:48 PM
:lol:


In that situation I'll always have a diet soda, but it's just because I cannot stand the taste of regular soda anymore.

bac0n
11-14-2007, 06:54 PM
I remember seeing a clip from Hannity & Colmes on Fox News. Sean Hannity was interviewing the wife, or maybe the daughter of the guy who heads the Westboro Baptist "Church".

A few things:

1) that lady is out there. She's hopped up on something, I dunno what, but keep it the hell away from me. Every time she opened her mouth, I swear, I could hear the donging of a cuckoo clock blasting between my ears.

2) OMG, Hannity pwned her. Now I don't agree with him often, but damn, it was so much fun watching him rip her a new one on live television.

Raiders
11-14-2007, 06:55 PM
That's just about the only situation where Hannity wouldn't be my least favorite person on the TV.

bac0n
11-14-2007, 06:59 PM
Here's the clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D84Q6YGLeIs

Scar
11-14-2007, 07:01 PM
You'll Just Have To Figure It Out

Out of respect for the mods and admins of this site, I won't go into any detail except to say.......

I want to beat these fuckers over the head with this:

http://www.calpoly.edu/~rknight/images/knight.jpg

Sycophant
11-14-2007, 07:01 PM
Here's the clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D84Q6YGLeIsI watched this a while ago. Was I ever startled to find myself cheering Hannity on in my mind.

I took a cold shower.

Scar
11-14-2007, 07:03 PM
Here's the clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D84Q6YGLeIs


Time for a road trip.

Someone eviscerate that cunt.

Scar
11-14-2007, 07:15 PM
Grocery Shopping

http://www.candyusa.org/images/grocery_bag.gif

Normally, I don't mind grocery shopping. Why? Because I go at about 1545 during the week after work. I've got my list, I checked it twice. Grab the shit and get out. God help me if I have to go late morning/early afternoon on a Saturday. Too. Much. Humanity. And then there are the howlers. You know them, the kids that aren't getting what they want, so they start screaming at the top of their lungs and just, will, not, shut, the fuck, up.

Multiply this by 10 if I have to go to Walmart.

Kurosawa Fan
11-14-2007, 07:18 PM
Before I had kids, I used to go grocery shopping at 1 or 2 in the morning. It was beautiful. The place was completely empty.

Scar
11-14-2007, 07:19 PM
Chavs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/content/images/2005/02/16/kinki_chavs_015_470x352.jpg

Fucking Chavs.

Sycophant
11-14-2007, 07:19 PM
My grocery shopping experiences are long, languid affairs as I'm indecisive and make my way through each aisle several times. I do this at least twice a week, too. Add to that that I have to walk the better part of a mile each way, and we're talking about a loathesome experience on my end, as well.

Kurosawa Fan
11-14-2007, 07:19 PM
Where's Pritch when we need him? :cry:

Rowland
11-14-2007, 07:19 PM
Before I had kids, I used to go grocery shopping at 1 or 2 in the morning. It was beautiful. The place was completely empty.I do this. Everywhere should be open 24 hours.

Sycophant
11-14-2007, 07:20 PM
Chavs

Fucking Chavs.

I don't know what this means.

Watashi
11-14-2007, 07:20 PM
I think "the entire teenage population" would be a better choice.

Scar
11-14-2007, 07:20 PM
My grocery shopping experiences are long, languid affairs as I'm indecisive and make my way through each aisle several times. I do this at least twice a week, too. Add to that that I have to walk the better part of a mile each way, and we're talking about a loathesome experience on my end, as well.

Ugh. I go a few times a week. But I know what I'm gonna cook, so I grab the fish or meat, and get out.

Scar
11-14-2007, 07:21 PM
I think "the entire teenage population" would be a better choice.

Then you miss out on the young twenty-somethings....

Scar
11-14-2007, 07:23 PM
I don't know what this means.

Chav, also Charv/Charver and Chavette (pronounced (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:Pronunciation) /ʧæv/, with 'ch' as in chair) are mainly derogatory slang (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slang) terms in the United Kingdom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom) for a subcultural (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subculture) stereotype (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotype) fixated on fashions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fashions) derived from American hip hop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_hip_hop) such as imitation gold, poorly made jewellery (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewellery) and fake designer clothing, combined with elements of working class (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_class) British street fashion. The term appeared in mainstream dictionaries in 2005.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav#_note-BBC-20050608)[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav#_note-Telegraph-20050810)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

Winston*
11-14-2007, 07:23 PM
I was unaware that Minnesota had such a Chav infestation.

Scar
11-14-2007, 07:28 PM
I was unaware that Minnesota had such a Chav infestation.


We have other terminology, but I'm trying to bring Chav into common day usage.

Rowland
11-14-2007, 07:32 PM
We have other terminology, but I'm trying to bring Chav into common day usage.It is a rather pleasing word to say.

Sycophant
11-14-2007, 07:34 PM
Ah, chav. I didn't realize it had a name.

My life is mercifully pretty much chav-free.

Scar
11-14-2007, 07:41 PM
Darth Maul's Screen Time

http://www.wallpaper.cz/primo/old_ir/darthmaul--400x300.jpg

Are you kidding me? The guy all the promotional material was based around was in the movie for around five FUCKING minutes?! Get the FUCK out.

Sycophant
11-14-2007, 07:45 PM
Darth Maul's Screen Time

http://www.wallpaper.cz/primo/old_ir/darthmaul--400x300.jpg
I liked how pretty much the first time we see him, he's presented fairly un-menacingly and has some really unintimidating lines.

Scar
11-14-2007, 07:48 PM
I liked how pretty much the first time we see him, he's presented fairly un-menacingly and has some really unintimidating lines.

Yeah. Pity he'd already been built up by the hype machine. Could you have imagined what would've happened if they hadn't unveiled the double bladed light sabre until after the movie hit theatres? Granted, I would've pitied the theatre workers, because of the massive clean up that would've required after a million fan boys splooged themselves.

Rowland
11-14-2007, 07:48 PM
I liked how pretty much the first time we see him, he's presented fairly un-menacingly and has some really unintimidating lines."At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge."

Oohh!

Lasse
11-14-2007, 07:48 PM
My then-roommate once was watching a YouTube video with those Westboro bastards. They were singing a song about how God hates America, fags, and... I don't know. Everything. It struck me that they sounded like a parody, a big joke. But they aren't. They're horrible, hateful people that for some reason get off on disturbing other people's already distrubed peace.

My friend continued to watch these videos of these terrible people, hating them of course, but still enjoying and fascinated by the absurdity of it on some level. I had enough and left the room in disgust. I can take no pleasure in these sick hijinks.

Wait, whaaaaaaat?! That wasn't a joke?!? :eek:

Rowland
11-14-2007, 07:50 PM
My brother had half of his back tattooed with a giant Darth Maul before the movie's release. He has since had it replaced with an entire-back-covering Darth Vader.

Scar
11-14-2007, 07:53 PM
Red Pepper Flakes

http://www.crestock.com/images/130000-139999/133803-xs.jpg

You made my then "special lady friend" cry.

Cult
11-14-2007, 07:59 PM
Red Pepper Flakes

I love these things. You have to be really careful with how you use them, though--too few is pointless, too many is painful.

Scar
11-14-2007, 08:00 PM
I love these things. You have to be really careful with how you use them, though--too few is pointless, too many is painful.

The recipe given to me had a typo....

It said 1/4 to 1/2 CUP. Supposed to be 1/4 to 1/2 tablespoon.

Kurosawa Fan
11-14-2007, 08:01 PM
The recipe given to me had a typo....

It said 1/4 to 1/2 CUP. Supposed to be 1/4 to 1/2 tablespoon.

:eek:

Ouch.

Derek
11-14-2007, 08:01 PM
Grocery Shopping

http://www.candyusa.org/images/grocery_bag.gif

Normally, I don't mind grocery shopping. Why? Because I go at about 1545 during the week after work. I've got my list, I checked it twice. Grab the shit and get out. God help me if I have to go late morning/early afternoon on a Saturday. Too. Much. Humanity. And then there are the howlers. You know them, the kids that aren't getting what they want, so they start screaming at the top of their lungs and just, will, not, shut, the fuck, up.

Multiply this by 10 if I have to go to Walmart.

Howlers are the worst, but I hate the parents that let them run up and down the aisle paying no attention to them even more. I mostly shop at Trader Joe's now which is great for the lack of kids, but they might as well give you a bumper car instead of a shopping cart, it's so packed.

I still don't know exactly what Chav's are, but if they're in that picture, I already hate them. :)

EDIT: Just saw the definition and they're even worse.

Scar
11-14-2007, 08:03 PM
:eek:

Ouch.

I loved it.

We all can thank bac0n for that typo....

I'd been dating Jess for all of three weeks. I thought I was done for!

MadMan
11-14-2007, 08:16 PM
Honestly there are so many things on this list I want to rep you for Scar. I think I'll rep you for the poarchers one. I agree with everything on this list so far. And as a guy who also done a decent share of hunting I agree with you about the idiot hunters. In the hunter's safety class I took years back when I was in high school idiot hunters were cited as one of the main reasons why people turn against hunting.

Those Westboro people are going to join idiot Muslim jhidists in finding out that their actions aren't going to land them in a happy place when they die...bastards.

The only time I can stand to go to a Wal Mart is after dark, late at night. HY Vee on the weekends can be okay provided you don't go at peak hours.

Heh, chavs is a funny word. They are pretty annoying though. Its fine for white people to listen to rap. But when they try to ape a culture that they don't understand and are not a part of, that's pretty damn annoying and idiotic.

*Shuts mouth about the Vikings for fear of bodily harm and death threats :lol: :eek:*

Diet Pepsi tastes like shit. As do all Diet products.

Philosophe_rouge
11-14-2007, 08:20 PM
Before I had kids, I used to go grocery shopping at 1 or 2 in the morning. It was beautiful. The place was completely empty.
I don't live anywhere with 24 hour grocery stores. I suppose the depanneurs are open that long... but I don't really have one near my house. Otherwise I'd do this in a heartbeat.

Philosophe_rouge
11-14-2007, 08:22 PM
Red Pepper Flakes

http://www.crestock.com/images/130000-139999/133803-xs.jpg

You made my then "special lady friend" cry.
If this wasn't so funny I'd disagree, I love red pepper flakes.

MadMan
11-14-2007, 08:32 PM
I don't like pepper flakes either. And Darth Maul should have gotten a bigger, better part. Only prequel era Lucus could take an awesome character and give us so little of him.

Rowland
11-14-2007, 08:35 PM
I don't like pepper flakes either. And Darth Maul should have gotten a bigger, better part. Only prequel era Lucus could take an awesome character and give us so little of him.Look at Boba Fett in the original trilogy. Of course, he was better as a peripheral nobody character than what Lucas did with him in AotC.

MadMan
11-14-2007, 08:39 PM
Look at Boba Fett in the original trilogy. Of course, he was better as a peripheral nobody character than what Lucas did with him in AotC.But that was his father/original clone in the prequels. I thought he was pretty solid in the prequels, and besides that whole thing explained why he doesn't like the Jedi.

Rowland
11-14-2007, 08:41 PM
But that was his father/original clone in the prequels. I thought he was pretty solid in the prequels, and besides that whole thing explained why he doesn't like the Jedi.I'm talking about Boba Fett the son, of course. He didn't dislike the Jedi in the OT, he was just a bounty hunter. Giving him a back story ruined whatever mystique his reputation had built him up to have.

Raiders
11-14-2007, 08:43 PM
Red pepper flakes are awesome.

MadMan
11-14-2007, 08:46 PM
I'm talking about Boba Fett the son, of course. He didn't dislike the Jedi in the OT, he was just a bounty hunter. Giving him a back story ruined whatever mystique his reputation had built him up to have.Okay, point taken. Me I didn't really care if his mystique was ruined or what have you in the prequels. I was happy to see him and his dad featured in the prequels. I wouldn't have mind seeing a young Han Solo and Chewie either. Hell they couldn't be any worse than Jar Jar Binks.

Rowland
11-14-2007, 08:47 PM
I wouldn't have mind seeing a young Han Solo and Chewie either.We did see a young Chewie, unless you mean a child Chewie, in which case... :confused:

rocus
11-14-2007, 08:56 PM
One word of advice about shopping: iPod. Plug in and tune the rest out. It works wonders.

Gizmo
11-14-2007, 09:13 PM
great list so far!

MadMan
11-14-2007, 09:17 PM
We did see a young Chewie, unless you mean a child Chewie, in which case... :confused:Where was the young Chewie again? I forgot all about that, and what film he was in. Which means that it was either too short of an appearence or I really forgot most of the prequels. Which wouldn't surprise me considering that the third flick was the only one really worth remembering. And I haven't seen it in two years.

Sycophant
11-14-2007, 09:19 PM
It was in the third one: Yoda was leaving Kashyyyk or whatever, he turned around to thank some Wookiee and "Chewbacca" for helping him, and my eyes rolled so far back in my head that I had to have corrective surgery.

MadMan
11-14-2007, 09:28 PM
It was in the third one: Yoda was leaving Kashyyyk or whatever, he turned around to thank some Wookiee and "Chewbacca" for helping him, and my eyes rolled so far back in my head that I had to have corrective surgery.Oh yeah, that. It was indeed so insignificant that I forgot about it. It doesn't sound too eye rolling to me but rather just an interesting bit thrown to the die hard fans by Lucus.

Sycophant
11-14-2007, 09:36 PM
Did the die-hard fans really want that? Did anyone want that?

Fans don't deserve bones anyway. And Lucas doesn't even know what they want.

bac0n
11-14-2007, 09:39 PM
I loved it.

We all can thank bac0n for that typo....

I'd been dating Jess for all of three weeks. I thought I was done for!

Bring on the negative rep!

Winston*
11-14-2007, 09:43 PM
Did the die-hard fans really want that? Did anyone want that?

Fans don't deserve bones anyway. And Lucas doesn't even know what they want.

The army of Temuera Morrissons was still awesome, tho.

MadMan
11-14-2007, 09:51 PM
I wonder if Scar will add "Thread hijacking" to his list of things that bring on the rage :lol:

Scar
11-14-2007, 09:52 PM
I wonder if Scar will add "Thread hijacking" to his list of things that bring on the rage :lol:

Mother fucker please. Thread hijacking is one of my trademarks!

MadMan
11-14-2007, 09:54 PM
Mother fucker please. Thread hijacking is one of my trademarks!Good to know :cool:

Ezee E
11-14-2007, 10:03 PM
Thumbs up for this thread.

Philosophe_rouge
11-15-2007, 12:55 AM
I hope people who say they will show up but never do makes the list. It drives me NUTS.

MadMan
11-15-2007, 12:57 AM
I hope people who say they will show up but never do makes the list. It drives me NUTS.Or people who say they will call you back or call you but don't do so. That's also annoying.

Philosophe_rouge
11-15-2007, 01:04 AM
Or people who say they will call you back or call you but don't do so. That's also annoying.
Maybe just "people" should be on the list.

Scar
11-15-2007, 01:10 AM
Maybe just "people" should be on the list.

Very tempting.

Scar
11-15-2007, 01:19 AM
I'm watching Kitchen Nightmares right now, and want to punch this head chef in the face. His kitchen makes me want to vommit.

Ramsay, kill this fuck!

MadMan
11-15-2007, 01:41 AM
Maybe just "people" should be on the list.Perhaps. But not rouge. She seems okay ;)

Silencio
11-15-2007, 01:49 AM
Westboro Baptist Church

http://www.quest-online.com/NewFiles/images/WestboroWackos.jpg

Die.Yes, please.

Spawns of Satan, they are.

I once saw a documentary about them where someone driving by threw a Coke bottle at one of the kid's heads during their pickets. Personally, I would've aimed (with a much more lethal weapon, if you get my drift) at the parents/adults.

Winston*
11-15-2007, 01:57 AM
Personally, I would've aimed (with a much more lethal weapon, if you get my drift) at the parents/adults.

I don't think you would've.

Silencio
11-15-2007, 02:02 AM
I don't think you would've.Probably not, but it's definitely something that goes through my mind when the topic is brought up. It's more of an immediate reaction to what they stand for rather than to who they are as people, since there is no way for me to know that unless I meet them personally.

Mysterious Dude
11-15-2007, 02:30 AM
I once saw a documentary about them where someone driving by threw a Coke bottle at one of the kid's heads during their pickets.
I saw this documentary, and it actually made me think they're pretty harmless. I remember them from before 9/11, when all they cared about was homosexuality. Now they like to picket soldier's funerals (although it still relates to homosexuality somehow), so there is almost no one in the world who likes them.

soitgoes...
11-15-2007, 02:40 AM
Ghetto Rides / Big Rims

http://www.planetkris.com/images/ghetto_rider.jpg

Rule #1: Your rims and tires should not be worth more then your fucking car.

Rule #2: If you own a truck or SUV, you are not allowed to own monstrous fucking rims with just a shred of rubber. You don't need a fucking truck or SUV. You're the type of person who cries if a spot of fucking mud ends up on your SUV/truck. Guess what fuckers? They're designed for work, and for going off-road from time to time. If your excuse is because its 'the thing to do', then I give you the coveted "Your a Fucking Goddamned DumbAss" Award.
My favorite is the guy with the 1990ish Ford Astro van lowered with expensive gold rims, the shred of rubber, and ground effects. Priceless. I actually take the time to match their speed so I can point at them and laugh. I mean come on. Who's cool in an Astro van to begin with? Is there any possible way of making one cool? I don't thinks so, unless it's full of naked women.

Scar
11-15-2007, 04:11 PM
Bowhunters

http://assets.espn.go.com/winnercomm/outdoors/hunting/i/P2_h_fea_3Dpractice_LB1.jpg

Ok, my Dad's a bowhunter, but he also hunts with a rifle. This rage is directed towards the cocksuckers who slam rifle/shotgun hunters, bragging about all the skill and shit they have, and they don't need a rifle/shotgun. Well, excuse me if I want to knock bambi or whatever down as quickly and humanely as possible. Having to track a deer a long ways because your arrow just didn't hit right isn't all that humane. (Note, a poorly placed rifle shot results in the same thing).

I saw a hunting video once with a guy bragging about hunting Grizzly with a bow, and how much more sporting it was. The guy crept up close, and shot the Grizzly. He immediately dropped his bow and whipped up his .454 Cassel (really big pistol) in case the grizzly came towards him. Then him and a bunch of gun toting friends went tracking. It bluff charged them, then ran away. Then the fuckers waited 3 goddamned hours, then tracked it. Found it, then lit it up with arrows. I swear to fucking God I wanted to reach through my TV, and bash that cocksucking fucks head against a rock.

rocus
11-15-2007, 04:22 PM
Not only the cruelty of it, but with today's modern bows it's almost the same as shooting a rifle. As in it really doesn't take much more skill, if any at all. Now fishing with a bow... that's awesome.

MadMan
11-15-2007, 06:25 PM
My uncle bow hunts and is extremely skilled with a bow, but he's hunted in the past with guns. I for one think that it would take more skill to use an old 19th century musket to down an animal. But that's just me. I would never, ever think of hunting a grizzly with anything smaller than a bigass hand gun or extremely powerful rifle. I want a lot of firepower when that damn angry mountain of fire charges me. Those guys who hunted it with bows are not only idiots but also insane.

Scar
11-16-2007, 03:24 PM
Americans OverSeas

No, not all of us. Just the two fucktards I ran into at the Vienna airport. We're standing in line, and they we're chatting, so I introduced myself. The next words I had honestly stunned me: "Oh, thank God, another American. I'm so sick and tired of all these fuckin Krauts."

*long pause*

Me: "Wow. Just.... wow."

SpaceOddity
11-16-2007, 05:49 PM
Chavs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/content/images/2005/02/16/kinki_chavs_015_470x352.jpg

Fucking Chavs.

Are you disrespecting my cultural heritage?

*takes offence* ;)

MadMan
11-16-2007, 05:54 PM
Americans OverSeas

No, not all of us. Just the two fucktards I ran into at the Vienna airport. We're standing in line, and they we're chatting, so I introduced myself. The next words I had honestly stunned me: "Oh, thank God, another American. I'm so sick and tired of all these fuckin Krauts."

*long pause*

Me: "Wow. Just.... wow."Do those people even realize that they're making America look bad? On top of being racist morons? Doesn't seem like it.

jenniferofthejungle
11-16-2007, 07:25 PM
Americans OverSeas

No, not all of us. Just the two fucktards I ran into at the Vienna airport. We're standing in line, and they we're chatting, so I introduced myself. The next words I had honestly stunned me: "Oh, thank God, another American. I'm so sick and tired of all these fuckin Krauts."

*long pause*

Me: "Wow. Just.... wow."

I have heard of such people. :frustrated:

number8
11-16-2007, 07:49 PM
Patton Oswalt has a great bit about the prequels. He tells a story of how it'd be to run into Lucas circa 1998.

"Oh my god, you're George Lucas! Dude, I LOVE Star Wars. Oh my god, you are a GOD!"
"Oh, you like Star Wars? You know, we're making prequels to it."
"You are?! That is so fucking awesome! Dude, I can't wait!"
"Yeah... you like Darth Vader?"
"I LOVE Darth Vader. With the fuckin' helmet and the sword... Oh my god, is he going to be in it?"
"Yeah! And in the first movie, you get to see him as a little kid!"
"........Is he gonna be like an evil kid, like Damian from The Omen? Is he gonna kill people with his mind?"
"No, he's like this little kid, and he gets taken away from his mom, and he's very saaad."
"I don't care about that. George, I don't care. About any of that."
"Well, don't worry, cause guess who shows up in the second movie? Boba Fett!"
"Oh there you go! I LOVE Boba Fett. With the helmet and the jetpack! I love that shit!"
"Yeah, and in the second movie, you get to see him as a little kid!"
".......Does he have the helmet on? Is he shooting people?"
"No, he's like this little kid, and his dad dies, and he's very saaad."

MadMan
11-16-2007, 08:36 PM
Patton Oswalt is an awesome comedian :lol:

Not just for that entire bit. But for some of his stuff that I've seen on Comedy Central. He's good at stand up.

Scar
11-28-2007, 01:40 PM
TetraSmak

Ah yes, the company I work for. I finally figured out why they didn't close us down fifteen years ago and are only now getting around to it. The fucking Swedes needed an excuse to fly to Minnesota to go to the goddamned MegaMall. Think I'm kidding? We've got five Swedes here for a few days for a one hour goddamned meeting that could easily be done on a conference call or video conferencing. TP's got more money than God. The site is closing down, but, guess what? They seriously thought about flying in all the big wigs from all the different divisions to put on a presentation on what is being developed and shit like that. The freight alone is outrageous, not to mention what it costs to bring them over. I think they finally wised up when they realized they probably wouldn't leave our facility alive.

monolith94
11-28-2007, 04:49 PM
Who's TP?

Scar
11-28-2007, 04:54 PM
Who's TP?

TP is the abreviation for the company. TetraSmak rhymes w/ the actual company name....

MadMan
11-28-2007, 05:18 PM
That sucks the big one Scar. Apparently when your a corporate bigwig being an asshole is one of the requirements. I'm all for capitalism and such but sometimes it can be a real bitch.


I think they finally wised up when they realized they probably wouldn't leave our facility alive.:lol: :eek:

Ezee E
11-28-2007, 05:27 PM
Tetrapak?

Scar
11-28-2007, 06:15 PM
Tetrapak?

That certainly is a distinct possibility....

Lasse
11-28-2007, 07:46 PM
Tetrapak?

That's where the damn TetraPricks work. God damn Swedes! :crazy:

No offense Scar.

Benny Profane
11-29-2007, 01:09 PM
Not to be confused with Tera Patrick, mind you.

Ezee E
11-29-2007, 04:25 PM
Not to be confused with Tera Patrick, mind you.
There were things we never knew about Scar. Turns out, he's a porn star. Or at least, a gaffer for a porn star. What a thankless job.

Scar
12-18-2007, 03:11 PM
My fiance's car. A 1998 White Chevy Cavalier.

I swear to God, I'm gonna plant some charges in that thing and send it in to orbit when we get a new car.

Lasse
12-18-2007, 08:26 PM
My fiance's car. A 1998 White Chevy Cavalier.

I swear to God, I'm gonna plant some charges in that thing and send it in to orbit when we get a new car.

Use that in an Pwned! episode. :P

MadMan
12-19-2007, 01:36 AM
My fiance's car. A 1998 White Chevy Cavalier.

I swear to God, I'm gonna plant some charges in that thing and send it in to orbit when we get a new car.Hah, awesome. I've always wanted to blow up a car.

chrisnu
12-19-2007, 01:54 AM
:lol:


In that situation I'll always have a diet soda, but it's just because I cannot stand the taste of regular soda anymore.
That, and I prefer to eat my calories. Believe me, I'm not pretending I'm making a healthy choice.

Scar
12-19-2007, 11:34 AM
The Coveted Boot To The Mother Fucking Head Award Goes Too...........



CSC

Will you please shut the fuck up?

Scar
12-19-2007, 11:47 AM
Whoever is responsible for this shit:

Grinch-like theft may leave kids toyless
http://www.startribune.com/local/east/12618916.html

David Grupa's favorite holiday character is the Grinch, from whom he learned, "Christmas will come whether there's toys or not."
Unfortunately, some kids in North St. Paul may face that very prospect -- a Christmas without toys.
Someone snatched Grupa's vehicle on Tuesday morning along with 20 large garbage bags of toys he'd collected for kids, then ditched the SUV 10 miles away, minus the toys.
The professional photographer from Maplewood had picked up the gifts from a donation site at a local business and parked his vehicle in a friend's driveway, he said. He was letting it warm up when it was stolen.
Grupa, 48, had expected to deliver the toys later Tuesday to Webster Elementary School in North St. Paul, where a school social worker was to distribute the gifts to needy families.
"This is what makes Christmas fun for me," said Grupa, who started a holiday toy donation charity, the North St. Paul Holiday Drive, eight years ago, collecting donations from area businesses.
He said police didn't seem optimistic about recovering the gifts. With time winding down before Christmas, Grupa said he hopes there will still be enough donations to go around this year.
From the beginning, there had been fewer donations this year, which makes the theft especially frustrating, he said. "It hurts something that's already hurting."

I sentence you to be hunted down by Tony Jaa.

Qrazy
12-19-2007, 01:17 PM
The Coveted Boot To The Mother Fucking Head Award Goes Too...........



CSC

Will you please shut the fuck up?

Ah man, I was really pulling for that boot this year.

Scar
12-19-2007, 01:21 PM
Ah man, I was really pulling for that boot this year.

Its ok, theres always next year!

Scar
12-19-2007, 07:45 PM
God of War: Hades Level

If you've beaten the first God of War, you know what I'm talking about. I had this game rated a perfect 10 until I got to this point. One hour, one busted controller, and half a pack of cigarettes later, I finally got past that goddamned pillar. During the time it took me to beat that part of the game, the games rating plummeted to a 1. It eventually recovered to a 9.5.

MadMan
12-20-2007, 12:33 AM
The Coveted Boot To The Mother Fucking Head Award Goes Too...........



CSC

Will you please shut the fuck up?Who the hell is that?

And what sick twisted bastard steals toys meant for needy kids? That's some messed up horrible shit. Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer should assist Tony Jaa in delivering much needed justice.

chrisnu
12-20-2007, 02:14 AM
Who the hell is that?
Clipper Ship Captain, I assume.

MadMan
12-20-2007, 04:47 AM
Clipper Ship Captain, I assume.I realized that shortly after I made that post. Clearly I was a bit slow :lol:

Ezee E
12-21-2007, 06:21 PM
God of War: Hades Level

If you've beaten the first God of War, you know what I'm talking about. I had this game rated a perfect 10 until I got to this point. One hour, one busted controller, and half a pack of cigarettes later, I finally got past that goddamned pillar. During the time it took me to beat that part of the game, the games rating plummeted to a 1. It eventually recovered to a 9.5.
I don't remember that level. I've beaten it, but I don't recall ever getting that frustrated. More detail please.

jenniferofthejungle
12-21-2007, 06:29 PM
This thread needs more hate. :P

megladon8
12-21-2007, 06:31 PM
Halo 3 on Legendary.

OK maybe I don't have the game, it's still fantastic...but holy damnit, a single section of a level which normally takes 30 seconds to get through should not suddenly take 3 days to beat just because it's on a higher difficulty!!

Ezee E
12-21-2007, 06:34 PM
Halo 3 on Legendary.

OK maybe I don't have the game, it's still fantastic...but holy damnit, a single section of a level which normally takes 30 seconds to get through should not suddenly take 3 days to beat just because it's on a higher difficulty!!
Is it because it takes a million shots to kill them, or that you die in one shot?

megladon8
12-21-2007, 06:36 PM
Is it because it takes a million shots to kill them, or that you die in one shot?

Both.

And that there are snipers in OTHER SECTIONS of the level who kill you in one shot.

Seriously, there was a sniper in a whole other section of the level who kept killing me.

I finally figured out where he was and I pulled out my sniper rifle and went to the second, most powerful zoom and he was literally a speck on the screen.

Ezee E
12-21-2007, 06:37 PM
Both.

And that there are snipers in OTHER SECTIONS of the level who kill you in one shot.

Seriously, there was a sniper in a whole other section of the level who kept killing me.

I finally figured out where he was and I pulled out my sniper rifle and went to the second, most powerful zoom and he was literally a speck on the screen.
Can you do it on co-op? I bet that might be fun.

megladon8
12-21-2007, 06:39 PM
Can you do it on co-op? I bet that might be fun.


I've just been playing single-player recently. I want to beat it on legendary by myself, so I can brag about it :)

Scar
01-04-2008, 03:04 PM
Not something that brings the rage, but a 'Deep Thought, by Scar'.

If a guy doesn't like FMB's, then he surely must be gay.

Sycophant
01-04-2008, 03:15 PM
Not something that brings the rage, but a 'Deep Thought, by Scar'.

If a guy doesn't like FMB's, then he surely must be gay.
...What if he just doesn't know what they are?

Scar
01-04-2008, 03:21 PM
...What if he just doesn't know what they are?

Then so sayeth The Scar, he shall learn.....

http://www.shoewawa.com/_5475248.jpg

http://www.hotheels.co.uk/acatalog/seduce3060sm1.jpg

http://www.thestylegroup.com/TSG_Optimized/top10_tallboots_2005/top10_tallboots05_10l.jpg

Fuck Me Boots.... So many variants.....

Sycophant
01-04-2008, 03:22 PM
Fuck Me Boots.... So many variants.....Aha!

My heterosexuality survives to see another day.

Scar
01-04-2008, 03:23 PM
Aha!

My heterosexuality survives to see another day.

Slam a High Life, watch some football, and you should be good for a long time!

Raiders
01-04-2008, 03:39 PM
I bought the missus a pair of FMBs for Christmas. Very nice, indeed.

bac0n
01-04-2008, 04:02 PM
So, is FMB to female as STSK (steel-toed shit kicker) is to male?

Scar
01-04-2008, 04:19 PM
So, is FMB to female as STSK (steel-toed shit kicker) is to male?


Not necessarily. The STSK is more of a need instead of a want, and serves more of a purpose besides turning on members of the opposite sex.

In conclusion, STSK's appeal is certainly not universal, and is much lower then FMB's.

Ezee E
01-04-2008, 04:39 PM
Yeah. FMB is Y.

Y = Things That Bring on the Opposite of Rage

or something like that.

soitgoes...
01-04-2008, 05:16 PM
Then so sayeth The Scar, he shall learn.....

http://www.shoewawa.com/_5475248.jpg

http://www.hotheels.co.uk/acatalog/seduce3060sm1.jpg

http://www.thestylegroup.com/TSG_Optimized/top10_tallboots_2005/top10_tallboots05_10l.jpg

Fuck Me Boots.... So many variants.....

Oh, I see they make these boots for three, two and one-legged women. Sexy.

Scar
01-04-2008, 05:19 PM
Oh, I see they make these boots for three, two and one-legged women. Sexy.

Goddamn right. They still haven't quite figured out how to make 'em for the women who are missing their legs, though.

soitgoes...
01-04-2008, 05:22 PM
Goddamn right. They still haven't quite figured out how to make 'em for the women who are missing their legs, though.Women missing their legs are already chock full of sexy. They don't need no goddamn sexy boots.
I'm going to hell.

Scar
01-04-2008, 05:24 PM
Women missing their legs are already chock full of sexy. They don't need no goddamn sexy boots.
I'm going to hell.

Only if you kill 'em first.

Lasse
01-04-2008, 09:24 PM
I'm... gay?

Oh my...

Scar
01-04-2008, 09:37 PM
I'm... gay?

Oh my...


I'm shocked that I'm not shocked!

MadMan
01-07-2008, 05:37 PM
I haven't seen any chicks sporting those boots lately. What a damn shame.

jenniferofthejungle
01-12-2008, 03:57 AM
Fuck Me Boots.... So many variants.....

Mine:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41m4KzFswBL._SS500_.jpg

Scar
01-12-2008, 01:42 PM
Mine:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41m4KzFswBL._SS500_.jpg

Mine:

http://www.drewsboots.com/images/DRA110V.jpg

Kurosawa Fan
01-12-2008, 03:39 PM
Mine:

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6885/chuckszz8.jpg

megladon8
01-12-2008, 08:20 PM
I find it annoying when people refer to paintings as "pictures".

Even worse is when they pronounce it "pitcher".

"That's a mighty purdy pitcher"

jenniferofthejungle
01-12-2008, 09:35 PM
Mine:

http://www.drewsboots.com/images/DRA110V.jpg

I find those to be really sexy, too. :lol:

Cult
01-13-2008, 03:23 AM
Speaking of boots and rage, people need to stop wearing Uggs.

http://www.puddlebeach.com.au/products/JU/JU-ACLASSICSHORT_SAND.JPG

http://www.jumbougg.com.au/Short-ugg_files/short-ultra-ugg-boots-pink.jpg

Philosophe_rouge
01-13-2008, 03:37 AM
I don't understand Uggs. Weren't they invented by the Australians? What do they know about boots? I hate people who wear them in winter, they always complain about being cold and they get dirty the second you step outside. They're also just ugly.

Acapelli
01-13-2008, 04:10 AM
I have some Ugg sandals I got on the cheap. They're nice, but I never would have payed regular price for them.

They're also nowhere near as hideous as their boots.

jenniferofthejungle
01-20-2008, 09:38 PM
I hate it, I absolutely hate it when you click on a site or a photo, often during a Google search, and the site doesn't let you use the "BACK" arrow. I'm like "Gee, you've got me now! I can't use the back arrow so I guess I'll just fucking live here!"

I really hate that.

MadMan
01-21-2008, 03:23 AM
My hate towards the Giants can be added to this thread.

Benny Profane
01-21-2008, 12:43 PM
My hate towards the Giants can be added to this thread.

What do you have against the Giants.

Scar
01-21-2008, 01:09 PM
What do you have against the Giants.

I'm guessing 'cause they beat the Pack.

I was rooting for the Pack and all, but they did NOT deserve to win that game.

Skitch
01-21-2008, 04:48 PM
I hate it, I absolutely hate it when you click on a site or a photo, often during a Google search, and the site doesn't let you use the "BACK" arrow. I'm like "Gee, you've got me now! I can't use the back arrow so I guess I'll just fucking live here!"

I really hate that.


Holy hell, do I ever know what you mean.



I really hate girl's psycho ex-boyfriends.

Ivan Drago
01-21-2008, 07:50 PM
I was rooting for the Pack and all, but they did NOT deserve to win that game.

The Packers? Yeah, they didn't. Too many penalties on defense, apparently the defense forgot how to tackle, and the playcalling on offense, specifically in the second half, was conservative.

MadMan
01-22-2008, 12:23 AM
I'm guessing 'cause they beat the Pack.

I was rooting for the Pack and all, but they did NOT deserve to win that game.Nah I hated the Giants before this weekend's game. Also I'm with Ivan and you: the Packers didn't deserve to win that game. That young team made huge strides this season but they aren't ready for the big time despite being lead by Brett Farve, and experienced veteran.


What do you have against the Giants.I hate all New York teams. So its equal. Why the hell should I like them? Also the only team I can stand from the NFC East is the Cowboys funny enough, and that's because I liked Jimmy Johnson and co. back in the day, even though they beat the Packers to reach the Super Bowl back in the 90s. I respected that bunch, and how could you not? Troy Aikman, Micheal Irving and his crack habbit (most of the team had that heh), Emmit Smith, Deon Sanders, etc.

Scar
03-20-2008, 11:24 AM
94

As y'all know, last year here in Minn-eee-soh-ta, we had a little bridge decide that it had had enough. Too much traffic, too many design flaws, and too much goddamned construction going on. Well, in an attempt to lighten congestion caused by the lack of a bridge, they added a lane to 94. How did they do this? Well, they made the shoulders dissappear, and squeezed the lanes together.

We all know there's plenty of piss poor horseshit cocksucking drivers out there, right? Ok, now try to get them to stay in even smaller lanes. It just don't happen. Four wide on 94 is like four wide at Daytona, its just not too smart, and shit is gonna happen. Yesterday I had two fuckers try to make a Scar sandwhich with my truck, and each were about an inch, if that, from taking off my mirrors. One was a fuckwit in a goddamned suburban towing a trailor with a brand new car in it. He had NO business being on that road. Fuckwit number 2 was some older bitch who drives damn near with her chin on the steering wheel.

Scar
03-24-2008, 11:31 AM
I thought trucker hats and angled hats were bad enough.

Zubaz are back.

*vommits*

http://www.startribune.com/local/east/16943196.html

Kurosawa Fan
03-24-2008, 12:25 PM
I thought trucker hats and angled hats were bad enough.

Zubaz are back.

*vommits*

http://www.startribune.com/local/east/16943196.html

No way. No fucking way. The first person I see wearing those around town who isn't over 35 gets slapped. I don't care if they're twice my size and I receive a beating, it'll be for a good cause.

bac0n
03-24-2008, 03:48 PM
These guys most be stopped as a matter of national security.

Dukefrukem
03-24-2008, 03:48 PM
You'll Just Have To Figure It Out

Out of respect for the mods and admins of this site, I won't go into any detail except to say.......

I want to beat these fuckers over the head with this:

http://www.calpoly.edu/~rknight/images/knight.jpg

could you explain this one a bit? you saying the book sucks?

Raiders
03-24-2008, 05:14 PM
could you explain this one a bit? you saying the book sucks?

9/11 conspiracy theorists, I believe.

MadMan
03-24-2008, 05:49 PM
I thought trucker hats and angled hats were bad enough.

Zubaz are back.

*vommits*

http://www.startribune.com/local/east/16943196.htmlI honestly had no idea those existed. Now I wish I didn't. Those look really freakin' ugly.

Dukefrukem
03-24-2008, 06:57 PM
9/11 conspiracy theorists, I believe.

ahhhhh!

cool.

Scar
04-04-2008, 12:29 PM
Attention Lowry Tunnel Drivers:

Do you notice those solid white lines? Do you notice that most of us driving don't change lanes until after the tunnel, and after the solid white lines go away? Do you routinely cross the white line that marks the shoulder? No? Why is that? Oh, its because you're not supposed to cross it? No shit. THINK ABOUT IT YOU DUMB FUCKS.