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Scar
11-12-2007, 12:50 AM
We are probably adopting two black kitties, (yes, we won't declaw them), so, lets here some name recomendations.....

Benny Profane
11-12-2007, 01:01 AM
Sammy Davis Junior, Jr.

jenniferofthejungle
11-12-2007, 01:04 AM
Names to avoid:

Blackie
Spot
Spike

I'm serious.

Sven
11-12-2007, 01:17 AM
To be cliched:

Shadow and Velvet

To be a little less conventional:

Amos and Andy

To go for broke:

Sambo and Fetchit

Derek
11-12-2007, 01:21 AM
Winston and KF

megladon8
11-12-2007, 01:22 AM
Hmmm...my family has always liked sort of off-beat names.

My cat is named Spunky, and his sister - who passed away a few years ago - was named Harley.

I don't know if either of those helps at all?

Are there any really unique traits about the two kittens which you could use in the names? For example, Harley was named that because her purring was so loud it sounded like a motorcycle engine.

Scar
11-12-2007, 01:31 AM
Well, I guess one of them seemed rather skittish, but became very cuddly once picked up.

bac0n
11-12-2007, 02:21 AM
Cheeseburgermeat
Fett
Sticky
Arugula
Smarshmallow
OMGWTF
Groin
Barf Bag
Megladon 8 1/2

Ezee E
11-12-2007, 02:33 AM
Names to avoid:

Blackie
Spot
Spike

I'm serious.
Blackie? That could only lead to trouble.

Which brings me to a funny story.

A dumb blonde (but sweet as they come, and without any idea of offending someone) told her coworkers, one Black and one White, that when she's alone with her Black Cat at night, she'll say, "Here N-Word, N-Word, N-Word." She was fired later in the day.

There's just some things you don't say at work.

I found it funny, both that she said that, and that she got fired. I laughed even more when it was the White girl that complained, while the Black one wasn't even offended.

MadMan
11-12-2007, 02:35 AM
One could be Godzilla, the other King Kong.

Rowland
11-12-2007, 02:38 AM
Max and Buster.

Kurosawa Fan
11-12-2007, 02:39 AM
Winston and KF

I like his idea.

Watashi
11-12-2007, 02:40 AM
Blackie? That could only lead to trouble.

Which brings me to a funny story.

A dumb blonde (but sweet as they come, and without any idea of offending someone) told her coworkers, one Black and one White, that when she's alone with her Black Cat at night, she'll say, "Here N-Word, N-Word, N-Word." She was fired later in the day.

There's just some things you don't say at work.

I found it funny, both that she said that, and that she got fired. I laughed even more when it was the White girl that complained, while the Black one wasn't even offended.

Was that suppose to rhyme or just a crazy coincidence?

number8
11-12-2007, 02:43 AM
Did she say "N-word" or "N----r"? The former is actually funnier.

number8
11-12-2007, 02:45 AM
Oh, and I named my black cat (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/88481269_b1a0ea7ea0.jpg) Nightwing.

Ezee E
11-12-2007, 03:24 AM
Did she say "N-word" or "N----r"? The former is actually funnier.
It would've been hilarious if she said "N-Word." But, alas, no.

Winston*
11-12-2007, 03:27 AM
Why are people still posting in here? Clearly no one's going to beat TBickle's suggestion.

megladon8
11-12-2007, 03:29 AM
Well, I guess one of them seemed rather skittish, but became very cuddly once picked up.


Um...Skittle?

:P

soitgoes...
11-12-2007, 10:05 AM
Bitch and You Little Fucker. Its only a matter of time before you call them this anyways. What with the chewing of any cord in your house, the digging of the dirt in your potted plants/yard, the climbing up your drapes, bolting off your chest for no apparnet reason only to dig their claws into you, etc. etc....

Katiescarlett
11-12-2007, 12:17 PM
Name them after movie characters. Like we did with Quint and Reagan.

Kurosawa Fan
11-12-2007, 01:58 PM
Name them after movie characters. Like we did with Quint and Reagan.

:|

Winston and KF are obviously better choices. Stop confusing him.

Scar
11-12-2007, 01:58 PM
:|

Winston and KF are obviously better choices. Stop confusing him.

But I don't want to name them bitch and little fucker....

Raiders
11-12-2007, 01:59 PM
Melvin and Howard

Kurosawa Fan
11-12-2007, 02:01 PM
But I don't want to name them bitch and little fucker....

:|

I'm going to let that one go considering your handy tip before the football draft that, up until the Pats bye, had my team undefeated.

I am little fucker in that pairing, correct?

Scar
11-12-2007, 02:19 PM
:|

I'm going to let that one go considering your handy tip before the football draft that, up until the Pats bye, had my team undefeated.

I am little fucker in that pairing, correct?

:lol:

Yep.

It was too easy to pass up.

Torgo
11-13-2007, 04:13 PM
Sanford and Lamont.

Scar
12-10-2007, 12:29 PM
Well, I think we're picking two up today. As of right now, I'm rather partial to naming one of the cats Ramsay.

What can I say, Gordon Ramsay is my co-pilot.

bac0n
12-10-2007, 02:39 PM
In that case, you should name the other one Hennepin.

</inside joke>

shaun
12-10-2007, 02:54 PM
Ralph Nader and Mittens?

Kurosawa Fan
12-10-2007, 03:23 PM
Well, I think we're picking two up today. As of right now, I'm rather partial to naming one of the cats Ramsay.

What can I say, Gordon Ramsay is my co-pilot.

I approve. That man kicks all kinds of ass.

Scar
12-10-2007, 03:30 PM
In that case, you should name the other one Hennepin.

</inside joke>

Dakota?
Anoka?
Itasca?

Scar
12-11-2007, 11:58 AM
We brought home two last night. Both black with a little bit of white markings. One is a 7 week old kitty, who I've named Ramsay, and the other is a 7 months old. Her foster name is Midnight, but we might change it. They're adapting really quick to their new home. Ramsay definately has a lot more 'spunk' then Midnight, and chases her around the apartment.

Kurosawa Fan
12-11-2007, 05:30 PM
We brought home two last night. Both black with a little bit of white markings. One is a 7 week old kitty, who I've named Ramsay, and the other is a 7 months old. Her foster name is Midnight, but we might change it. They're adapting really quick to their new home. Ramsay definately has a lot more 'spunk' then Midnight, and chases her around the apartment.
Name the other one Sebastian in honor of the worst restaurant Ramsay has visited, that pizza parlor in Hollywood. Ramsay will kick Sebastian's ass all over the place. :P

Scar
12-11-2007, 05:33 PM
Name the other one Sebastian in honor of the worst restaurant Ramsay has visited, that pizza parlor in Hollywood. Ramsay will kick Sebastian's ass all over the place. :P

Great idea, but one of Jess' previous cats was named Sebastian.

Wryan
12-11-2007, 06:47 PM
Change Midnight's name to Speedbump.

This will go over well.

Scar
12-11-2007, 06:58 PM
Change Midnight's name to Speedbump.

This will go over well.

Considering she lived in the country on a farm growing up and lost a lot of cats to the roads, I'll just ignore this suggestion.

SpaceOddity
12-11-2007, 07:17 PM
*kinda surprised no one's mentioned 'Chairman Meow'*

Wryan
12-11-2007, 07:56 PM
Considering she lived in the country on a farm growing up and lost a lot of cats to the roads, I'll just ignore this suggestion.

That would be for the best, then.