Neone Eard Uv a Doonkey Poonch?

[Qrazy]

Well ave ewe?

[number8]

'Ere uv it? Bleedin' shite, son, I dideet to ye hooer ma' just a wink an' a tug ago, like.

[Qrazy]

Oy blimey, I 'ope ye didn' keel de poor wench! 'Er wuz supposd ta meak meh some soopa diz eve'